PotatoBeenz In reply to ??? [2008-09-11 23:50:44 +0000 UTC]

my backpack stabbed your stomach... im sorry

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LordEnrique In reply to PotatoBeenz [2008-09-12 18:16:15 +0000 UTC]

It's quite alright.

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PotatoBeenz In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-13 01:16:20 +0000 UTC]

liek yay but i still like hugs! lol

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EdLamm In reply to ??? [2008-08-23 00:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Daviddaviddaviddaviddavid I just found your deviantart I think I already had it hrrmmmm I just wanted to tell you that you lost the game. : | Yar.

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LordEnrique In reply to EdLamm [2008-08-23 15:48:09 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!

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EdLamm In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-23 18:49:32 +0000 UTC]

<3 :3 At least you didn't lose it twice in one day?

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to ??? [2008-08-13 02:01:05 +0000 UTC]

You randomly spam my page so I'm randomly spanning yours. So there.


NOODLES!!!

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-13 02:10:11 +0000 UTC]

OH NOES!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-13 02:16:00 +0000 UTC]

I never noticed before because I don't actually look at my userpage. What d'you know? -eyeroll-

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-13 02:19:53 +0000 UTC]

Curses, my conspiracy has been uncovered. AWAY! *jumps through near by window*

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-13 03:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Since when are you LordEnrique of the cape and tights? o_O

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-13 09:35:52 +0000 UTC]

Since I suddenly found out I had super powers and could eat babies.

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-13 16:45:20 +0000 UTC]

But I eat babies too! That doesn't mean I run around in spandex. o_O

These box's are getting very very little.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-14 02:21:39 +0000 UTC]

I prefer to think of them as "fun sized"

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-14 20:07:02 +0000 UTC]

BITE SIZED!

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-15 03:30:34 +0000 UTC]

If we keep this up, we can tear a hole in the space time continuum, and flood the world with gourmet PASTRIES!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-16 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]

TOTAL SWEETNESS! Let's do it! I wonder if it'll get so small it disapears....o-O

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-17 00:47:33 +0000 UTC]

It'll be just like dividing by zero, but cooler!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-17 03:31:36 +0000 UTC]

Pssh. Infinately cooler.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-18 04:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Fo'shizzy!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-20 15:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Look! little bitty baby boxies! I can't even see them on your lookie anymore.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-21 01:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Our plan is working! Just a little more and we should be able to travel back in time!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-23 18:48:11 +0000 UTC]

W00t!ness. We are incredibly amazing, all the world should bow down in awe of our amazingness.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-25 03:12:48 +0000 UTC]

Why aren't they already?

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-26 03:22:54 +0000 UTC]

Pfft. Because the fools are too blind to see our amazing-ness. It burns thier eyes and creates feelings in them that they don't understand.


lol. xD

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-27 01:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Then there is one logical course of action!

WE MUST RUN AWAY TO THE MOUNTAINS AND START OUR OWN COUNTRY FULL OF FREEDOM AND PUPPIES!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-27 22:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh yess. Sounds like much fun. Puppies are sooo tasty.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-08-29 09:31:16 +0000 UTC]

And we'll have 2.5 children



With two heads that breath fire! And they'll reap the souls of the undead and feed them to dragons taller than planets!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-08-29 16:05:35 +0000 UTC]

You know, I don't think any woman in the world will want to have 2.5 children. Birth is bad enough as it is. The prospect of it never ending? Nightmarish.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-01 10:13:04 +0000 UTC]

You get to eat them afterwards. How about that?

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-02 03:13:19 +0000 UTC]

With bbq sauce and baked potato potato salad? -eager-

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-02 03:34:49 +0000 UTC]

With what ever you want.

(I prefer a mango salsa with a light cordon bleu)

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-02 15:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Yey! -dancing- We can have both.

Baby joke:
How do you make a baby fit in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you make a baby dissapear?

Nacho chips. xD

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-03 03:56:27 +0000 UTC]

What's funnier than ten dead babies in one tree.

One dead baby in ten trees.

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-10 00:38:44 +0000 UTC]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.


What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer. A watermelon is just a watermelon. xDD

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-10 06:35:56 +0000 UTC]

What's the worst part about screwing a dead baby?

Wiping the blood of your clown costume afterwards.

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-11 00:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Whats the best part about raping a baby?
Feeling the pelvis crack.

What's the second best part of raping a baby?
Catching the blood on it's favorite teddy bear.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-12 18:17:26 +0000 UTC]

What's the difference between a baby and an apple?
I don't cum on the apple before I eat it.

What's more disgusting than a dumpster full of dead babies?
the one living one at the bottom trying to eat its way out.

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-17 21:12:41 +0000 UTC]

lol. ERm....-thinks of more babyjokes-

Wanna know something bad? One dead baby in the living room.
Wanna know something worse than that? Three dead babies in the living room.
Wanna know something even worse than that? Five dead babies in the living room and a cop at the door.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-18 07:52:59 +0000 UTC]

Ok, it's settled, you are by far the greatest human being to walk the earth.

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-24 23:35:28 +0000 UTC]

Aws! ^.^ I heart you too. But, alas, I cannot take credit for the joke. I heard it from my friend Joe.

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-25 13:23:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, you're still one of the most officially awesome people i have (n)ever met!

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Lady-Kalamity In reply to LordEnrique [2008-09-26 22:49:39 +0000 UTC]

That makes me all happy and stuff.

So....how ya doing? (pathetic attempt at small talk) And the weather? Crazy eh? (moor patheticness) How bout them crazy goverment conspiracies? (Giving up. -_-)

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LordEnrique In reply to Lady-Kalamity [2008-09-29 04:15:17 +0000 UTC]

CRAZY GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES!? I LUUUUUURVES CRAZY GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES!!!111ONE!

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SanalaChan In reply to ??? [2008-07-24 00:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Much thanks for the +fav :3.

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LordEnrique In reply to SanalaChan [2008-07-24 23:04:30 +0000 UTC]

no problem at all!

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ShiranuiKurai In reply to ??? [2008-07-09 14:50:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the visit!

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Lilyoftheflames In reply to ??? [2008-05-30 16:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the wonderful comment and the !

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LordEnrique In reply to Lilyoftheflames [2008-06-01 01:45:33 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome... and possibly an albatross.

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agonytheblackrose In reply to ??? [2008-05-07 00:50:58 +0000 UTC]

Hello LordEnrique!! ^^


Thank you very much for you adding to my list of Friends! ^^

Sorry my English its so Bad

Kiss

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