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# Statistics
Favourites: 460; Deviations: 78; Watchers: 81
Watching: 27; Pageviews: 28198; Comments Made: 10718; Friends: 27
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: RammsteinFavorite games: CoH
Favorite gaming platform: ./.
Other Interests: computer games, meeting friends, music, drawing, history (especially ww1, ww2)
# About me
"The most people become easier victims of a big lie than a small one."Current Residence: somewhere in Germany
Favourite genre of music: old military music
Favourite style of art: pencil art
Operating System: windows vista
Favourite cartoon character: Herr Major (Hellsing)
Personal Quote: Denn wir fahren gegen Engeland
# Comments
Comments: 1080
Maassi In reply to ??? [2012-08-22 18:53:51 +0000 UTC]
That is good... *whispers to you* And don't forget to leave a comment, mein Freund.
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-08-25 22:22:12 +0000 UTC]
*Leaves comment,adds to watch and holds hands up*
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-08-27 17:28:44 +0000 UTC]
Sehr gut... You made it very well. *grinned* I think you can go now.
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-08-31 18:15:07 +0000 UTC]
*Turns around to leave,then suddenly takes out shootgun from udner the table,aiming it at you.* What now!?
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-09-05 18:52:07 +0000 UTC]
*laughs and pulls out a machine gun* Never play this game with me! You will lose so bad!
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-09-12 10:34:40 +0000 UTC]
*Suddenly kicks up the desk,knocking it to floor,then takes cover behind it.Aims for you and shoots* LET US PLAY!!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-09-18 17:30:32 +0000 UTC]
*dodged your bullets, grinning* Okay, mein guter Kamerad! *takes also cover and shoot at you* Hahaha!
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-10-04 17:29:10 +0000 UTC]
Wanna play hard,HUH?!! *Takes oout panzerfaust and aim at your direction* HAHAHAh!!!!!! *Laugh like a maniac*
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-10-14 19:32:18 +0000 UTC]
What the hell do you want to do with taht small Panzerfaust, mein Freund!? *pulls out my Panzerschreck* Sag Hallo zu meinen groΓen Freund! *grinned bright*
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-11-08 08:14:02 +0000 UTC]
FUUUUCK!!!!! *Jumps to avoid explosion then quickly runs outside* I have a suprise for you,just wait a moment!!!
*laughs*
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-11-11 17:41:35 +0000 UTC]
*frowns* What you have mind again!? *was prepared for everything*
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-11-17 17:53:18 +0000 UTC]
(Opens up doors and quickly dissapears inside....Moment later you hear a sound of wheels and engine* Come,i have suprise for you,it's ready!!! *Laugh like a devil*
[link]
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-12-02 20:27:45 +0000 UTC]
What the hell!? Are you totally crazy!? *runs away to hide from the tank*
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2012-12-09 03:47:28 +0000 UTC]
*Rides the tank after you and aim from a turrent* Run!! Run!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2012-12-27 18:33:38 +0000 UTC]
OH HOLY...!!! *runs to the nearest barn* .... *looks around and smirks* Ohhhhh that could be intresting...
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-01-02 13:12:54 +0000 UTC]
Happy near year of 2013!! Alles bester,mein kamerad! (I said it well,yes?)
*Look around through the tank and load cannon,aiming to find you* Where are you,comrade? Scared?!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-01-02 16:14:18 +0000 UTC]
Yeah thank you! I also wish you a Happy New Year!^^ Well it was not really correctly... "Alles Gute, mein Kamerad" would be correct, but let the "mein" away, because normal comrades say only "Kamerad", to their friends. With "mein" it sounds a bit gay today. XD))
I'm in the barn, comrade! And I have a surprise for you! *the big doors of the barn open and a V1-rocket comes out with me on the top* Let see if your tank can survive that! *laughs*
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-01-12 14:06:38 +0000 UTC]
I should say "Mein Freud" It would be okey,yes? "My friend"
And,it wouldn't sound gay.
Ah,i see! So..i see you like big toys,how about that? *Jumps out from the tank,walking over to the phone,callinh for something*
Moment later...
How about this? I know it's prototype,but...should work.Right? *Smirks*
[link]
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-01-13 16:13:43 +0000 UTC]
Hmmm "mein Freund" sounds better.^^ But personally I prefer to be called by my nickname sometimes.XD
*Eyes widen* WHAT THE HELL!? *runs to the near airfield and "borrows" a plane [link] * Let's see if you tank can fight against a "stealth"-bomber! *laughs*
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-01-20 14:30:44 +0000 UTC]
Enough of this shit. *Runs like crazy to bunker,before opening a box with red button.*
It's time for.....final Wunderwaffe!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-01-27 19:11:26 +0000 UTC]
What the hell!? DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTOM!!!
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-02-04 18:00:06 +0000 UTC]
*Gives demonic laugh,then suddenly press the button* ALL WILL DIE!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-02-10 21:10:12 +0000 UTC]
WWAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT HAVE DONE!!??
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-02-16 16:21:16 +0000 UTC]
*Everything around us is covered in flames,turning into dust* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
MY WEAPON IS SUPERIOR!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-02-20 19:59:47 +0000 UTC]
OHH FUCK!!!!!
~later in heaven~
general: Congratulation you fools! Thanks to you both idiots the whole world is blown up and we are all dead!!!
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-02-28 12:12:08 +0000 UTC]
But sir....we still have heaven? We can conquer it? *rises eyebrows*
Leave it all to me and Maassi! We have....'exp; in destruction.
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-03-02 17:17:44 +0000 UTC]
me: Yeah, indeed!
general: NO WAY! NO DESTRUCTION HERE! We need that place in one piece!
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Untersturmfuhrer In reply to Maassi [2013-03-09 18:51:46 +0000 UTC]
Me:Look Maassi! I have a grenade left! *hands to you*
C'mon,herr General! We have only that grenade! It be fun!
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Maassi In reply to Untersturmfuhrer [2013-03-27 17:36:49 +0000 UTC]
General: Hmmm.. Okay.. I guess you can't destroy the whole heaven as well with only one single grenade...
me: Of course not, sir. *grins*
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to ??? [2012-07-02 19:52:17 +0000 UTC]
I meant to give you the code with the response but it was too late when I realized that I didn't...my bad.
Here: [link]
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-03 19:15:57 +0000 UTC]
I hope we can do it again. Just send me a link again.
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-03 19:54:48 +0000 UTC]
We can do it again...but it might have to be tomorrow. I am a bit busy today dealing with my bank and my health situation and I don't know how long it will take until I come back.
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-03 19:58:44 +0000 UTC]
Oh okay. But speaking of this. I have heard that all Americans have to have health insurance in 2014. Would it be better for you or worse?
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-03 20:07:57 +0000 UTC]
....Apparently we don't have to go!
I don't know my situation what will be in 2014 and as a student it will be expensive...and there could be hiring freezes due to the cost of health insurance...but..I would think it would be worse since...well I am part of a lower class family that doesn't have a steady income.
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-03 20:17:31 +0000 UTC]
Why suddenly that?
Well I hope it will be not so bad as you think. Maybe it become cheaper, because now more people have a insurance then and secondly there will be scales for different people, so that students for example doesn't have to pay so much like a buisnessman. And if you totally not agree with that you can vote the Republician candidate, who want to delete this law again as first action as president of the USA.
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-03 20:20:56 +0000 UTC]
Because it isn't as necessary as before apparently...and here is the Join.Me link [link]
Well supposedly if the Obama Health care passed it was a good indication that Obama is going to be president again...and we aren't allowed to vote...part of God's policy. XD
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-04 17:57:00 +0000 UTC]
Well I'm ready for the next round today. XD
Oh dear not even that!? D: Can you do at least anything with your religion?
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-04 18:00:53 +0000 UTC]
Unfortunately today won't be the day...today is July 4th so the Americans are going to celebrate. Plus I have to go leave soon so...no Join.Me today.
*laughs* It's not that bad. We can still some of the normal stuff other people do. Go to movies, work, enjoy life, even have vacation for a week . There are just a few limitations that are not necessary in our lives.
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-04 18:09:37 +0000 UTC]
Ahh fuck I thought especially because of the 4th July you would be online there. And didn't you said yesterday that tomorrow (today) would be fine?
But not to vote? You will only to live with a president, which you probably don't want. Even though that are only few voices here, but still you should at least vote for your future. D:
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-04 18:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Well today I didn't know we would be going over to a barbecue...I don't get plans in advance. ||D
I will explain later when I get back. But in a nutshell it is..God appoints the leader. Not the people...I know it is slightly confusing I will explain better later. Sorry. ||D
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-04 18:18:38 +0000 UTC]
Damned. I was coming sooner online so that we have more time. But well I can't change that. Maybe tomorrow.
Okay I can wait.
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-04 20:37:59 +0000 UTC]
I am back for a little while...if you are still here anyway. As for future Join.Me's it will have to be at Saturday night...tomorrow is my sister's birthday so that will be another busy day and Friday well..we haven't really talked much on a Friday night.
*scratches my head* Well...the basic thing is...there is a scripture that says that God sets up powers and principalities. We don't go against him so that is why we don't vote...because even though a person may look bad there is always a reason why he will become the next politician. So...even though we didn't vote for Obama God chose him to be the president...*sighs* before you ask "Why would God make such a choice?" It is part of prophecy...that part can be for another day so you don't have to take in too much if you can't handle it. XD
..How old were you when you first voted?...And did the person you vote for won?
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-04 20:49:11 +0000 UTC]
Ahh okay, but I wonder if I can on Saturday, because I will probably stand behind the bar and selling beer and other drinks until the night. But I wish you a good day tomorrow.
Oh I see, what you explain me. God is leading everyone on the earth and gives you the best leaders which we have on the order. Well Obama is not so bad as I thought, but what about Hitler for example? Why choosed God him to lead the Germans and the near whole world into such war? I don't want to undercut her believe in God, but it makes me wonder and curious.
Well I was 20 or something. Normally I could also vote with 18, but the government pushed up the election so I couldn't vote, because I was 17. DX An of course the guy and the party which I elected, didn't win. The party isn't a big one and well not very popular. But I don't want to vote for the bigger parties in Germany. That are also only liars and cheaters after the election.
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-04 21:06:26 +0000 UTC]
Oh really? What is the event for? Now you have me curious.
*sighs* The involvement of that war was part of a bigger picture yet to come...and even though I did say that God chooses the leader, sometimes it will go in a different direction from what God had intended
((...In the book of Exodus through out Deuteronomy God's people,the Isrealites didn't obey God's commandments, which was the opposite of what he wanted since he rescued them from their slavery in Egypt. Which...God punished them greatly for it. He almost even wiped them off the face of the Earth even if Moses didn't plead for his mercy. ))
but it says that God sees the end from the beginning...he always has a card up his sleeve to make things either good or bad for the people. ^^ Why do you think the Third Reich didn't conquer Europe?
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-05 18:26:00 +0000 UTC]
There is a soccer challenge in our village on this day. About 20 teams want to play for fun.^^ Well because they are doing sport and also many people will watcht games, they will be thirsty and want to drink and eat the whole day.
Ahh okay, but still... millions of people died, even the ones who believed in very much.
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-05 19:22:00 +0000 UTC]
Ahhhhhhh. *pouts* I wouldn't mind being there and watch the games. Not during the day but if there were any games at night I would definitely go.
Yes...but that doesn't mean it will be their end...there is some good news...but this also has to deal with prophecy...do you want to hear what it is? ((...You are probably going think I am nuts when I tell you this...))
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-05 19:53:26 +0000 UTC]
Well at the night there will be no games anymore, because the party starts then - so also more alcohol perhaps. XD
I can think what you mean: After the death the eternal life begins in heaven... or in hell. Another thing would be a reincarnation. But tell me.
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-05 20:15:30 +0000 UTC]
Ahhhhhh. Well poo. :T *held the soccer ball*
Actually neither of those things...after death we don't go to heaven..or hell...the procedure as follows...people are resurrected from their graves and they are judged from their behavior...but because they are some people who don't know the truth they get a chance to change themselves...but if they don't change they will then be thrown in a lake of fire..but instead of suffering they actually no longer exist...if you are ever curious about this you can read it in Revelations..it is the last book of the bible. ^^
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Maassi In reply to xXCheeseHamXx [2012-07-05 20:24:09 +0000 UTC]
Well it's a tradition to have alcohol at every event. XD *grabs the soccer ball* And we need this ball on Saturday.
Well actually I'm a bit shocked about this "resurrection", because it makes no sense. I mean if you are really stand up from the dead and can live the next life, how is that possible? Especially because the most people are dying then they are older and normally you start your life in the stomach of a woman as a baby. I'm confused. XD
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xXCheeseHamXx In reply to Maassi [2012-07-05 20:31:00 +0000 UTC]
Bawwwwww :T *grabbed my own soccer ball and went to play*
Are you interested in the details? Or if you just want a conversation we can go to a different subject. If you want to go into more detail my mother would give you better information...((..She has been in the church longer than I have...I am still growing... ))
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