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[2009-01-08 02:16:53 +0000 UTC]
"person who does shit"
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Favourites: 448; Deviations: 26; Watchers: 2310
Watching: 83; Pageviews: 169183; Comments Made: 10462; Friends: 83
# Comments
Comments: 2665
IIMI GOIGN TO kkILL
AlLL HT E TI T ANSS
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uum it say on my page in my frwuqently asked r quetsignign that
will u dra me a thnig no
so um idk where u get ider that i make a draw just for u um
rude : ^ (
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u gei as bitch woa omg so rud giv me pokemin gay pikcahu fuck w/ ass ketchup ogm
I giv u cash
: ^(
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u were supposed to just say "no" but fusting's cool too
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if oonly u could fave comments
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U CAN CLICK A BUTTON TO PUT IN EMTOES
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Hey there! Thanks for joining ! Be sure to let us know if you have any questions or concerns regarding the group, and we hope you enjoy your time here! RWBY Forever!
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Hello. I am Luna-Ichine-VA. I'm just here to say I'm sincerely sorry for my rudeness to you. It was completely out of line and you have all rights to Luna.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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xDD Mam's not HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X'DDD and your mom too? you laugh you're bitch nobody messes with my RinxLen and indeed these fat and ugly and make a horrible cosplay kagamine rin wing shit go
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Brett still can't speak.
Jules SNAPS, SAVAGELY TIPPING the card table over, removing the only barrier between himself and Brett.
Brett now sits in a lone chair before Jules like a political prisoner in front of an interrogator.
JULES What country you from!
BRETT (petrified) What? J
ULES "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
BRETT (near heart attack) What? JULES English-motherfucker-can-you-speak- it?
BRETT Yes.
JULES Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
BRETT Yes.
JULES Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
BRETT (out of fear) What? Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's cheek.
JULES Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time! Brett is regressing on the spot.
JULES Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett does his best.
BRETT Well he's... he's... black –
JULES – go on!
BRETT ...and he's... he's... bald –
JULES – does he look like a bitch?!
BRETT (without thinking) What?
Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder.
Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the chair.
JULES Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!
BRETT (in agony) No.
JULES Then why did you try to fuck 'im like a bitch?!
BRETT (in spasm) I didn't.
Now in a lower voice.
JULES Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta fuck 'im. You ever read the Bible, Brett?
BRETT (in spasm) Yes.
JULES There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting Brett.
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Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*
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[link] i used some of your stuff to make this cool model
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I want to ask something :L
Sakuno Tei? Who is she?
Offical Vocaloid or fanmade? I never hear about her before~
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