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AlgaCerebrum ♀️ [13444207] [2010-04-01 23:14:18 +0000 UTC] "GROSS BENJAMIN. >:I" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 445; Deviations: 66; Watchers: 21

Watching: 28; Pageviews: 11054; Comments Made: 5736; Friends: 28

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Too many amazing ones ;_;
Favorite movies: The Secret of Kells
Favorite bands / musical artists: Adam Young
Favorite writers: Dr. Suess
Favorite games: Professor Layton, all Frictional games, L4d, etc.
Favorite gaming platform: My lame pc
Tools of the Trade: IMAGINAAATION!
Other Interests: Foreign merchandise, cultures, language, etc.

# About me

Current Residence: In a cave
Favourite genre of music: Anything good for the soul... MY soul of course. I don't know what YOUR soul likes.
Favourite photographer: Rob Sheppard
MP3 player of choice: ipod touch.
Shell of choice: mine.
Skin of choice: er.... epidermis?
Favourite cartoon character: Jerry was such a badass mouse I don't even
Personal Quote: James 1:2-3

# Comments

Comments: 587

ambiguousMagic [2011-08-31 04:24:36 +0000 UTC]

YOUR ICON IS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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Bluelagoon4444 [2011-04-24 02:43:53 +0000 UTC]

[link]
You're in my meme >3<

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Bluelagoon4444 [2011-04-20 01:26:49 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to Bluelagoon4444 [2011-04-20 01:33:23 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

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Bluelagoon4444 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 20:33:36 +0000 UTC]

NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE I DO, BABY! <3
FUCK YOU BASTARD D:<

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to Bluelagoon4444 [2011-04-22 00:20:04 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFFF---



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trewqyou9 [2011-04-19 20:49:26 +0000 UTC]

I have sad news and happy news.

Sad news first: [link] Yeah, I found a comic that made me depressed. Enjoy moar emo.


HAPPY NEWS!

For our honeymoon, I'm taking you to McDonald's and getting you a happy meal. I'll even buy TWO toys.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-19 23:45:52 +0000 UTC]

FFUUUU RYLEIGGHHHH DD:
Though.. it's way better than him dying.. ;_;




WOAH.
WOAH MAN.
LET'S NOT GET TOO CRAZY HERE.
ARE YOU SURE?

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-19 23:50:25 +0000 UTC]

True true. Even though he has to live his life as a failure now. /sigh




DUDE. I SO AM. And you can't pay for anything because I'm buying you our honeymoon dinner. >:I

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-19 23:59:14 +0000 UTC]

not a complete failure. HE STILL HAS MEMORIES DAMMIT. AND FRIENDS. DAMMIT. ;~;



YAAYY
thank you eue

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 00:29:54 +0000 UTC]

MEMORIES YEAH!


But...


What friends?









Yeah. I'm going all out for you, baby.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 00:39:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL.




eee ;s

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 00:44:45 +0000 UTC]

It's true. Gilbert doesn't have very many reliable friends.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 00:54:37 +0000 UTC]

many...


reliable..

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 00:58:25 +0000 UTC]

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 01:08:32 +0000 UTC]

xd

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 01:11:02 +0000 UTC]

That was really creepy.


reliable....



many....

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 01:16:47 +0000 UTC]

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 01:18:28 +0000 UTC]

I thin some of my creepist is wearing off on you.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 01:20:38 +0000 UTC]

a little bit.

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 01:30:45 +0000 UTC]

YAY! You'll make a fabulous apprentice.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 01:35:32 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 01:41:42 +0000 UTC]

Let's start with lesson one:


People's comfortablity does not matter.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 01:44:29 +0000 UTC]

Dude. cx

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 01:52:11 +0000 UTC]

Are you getting this down?

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 01:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Every word..

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 02:17:58 +0000 UTC]

Okay. The next lesson is:


It doesn't matter what gender they are, but with boys, you're going to have to try harder to creep them out. Not much harder, though.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 02:32:25 +0000 UTC]

IactuallykindafiguredthatoutalongtimeagoBUT OKAY

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 20:37:44 +0000 UTC]

Good. You're learning fast.


Make sure you occasionally creep random people out. They're the most fun.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 23:42:29 +0000 UTC]

Got it.


((and don't forget to creep guys out by giving them handmade bracelets and forcing them to wear them for the rest of their lives))

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-20 23:50:04 +0000 UTC]

Creeping people out in a sexual way is not the only way to creep people.



((I'll make him one with ponies and unicorns and rainbows on it))

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-20 23:51:08 +0000 UTC]

I see. I see.



((Fuck yes.))

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 00:08:04 +0000 UTC]

This isn't exactly creepy, but it's good to make jokes like this.


Girl:I can be naughty
Boy: how naughty?
Girl: real naughty
Boy: Show me
Girl: *snaps his black ops CD*.
Boy: ...





((I found some band-aids with unicorns on them while I was looking for some for you.))

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-21 00:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Pffftlol



((Oh my GOD man. That is-- I don't even. ))

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 00:38:29 +0000 UTC]

After a while, your fingers are going to do weird things. Like just now. I looked down at my fingers and they where in a groping position.






((I KNOW RIGHT! I didn't get them though.))

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-21 01:04:11 +0000 UTC]

PFFFT
THIS.
X'D



[[;_;]]

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 01:12:33 +0000 UTC]

/sigh. Being creepy is such a tiring job.



{{Have no fear, babes. I got you something good. }}

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-21 01:25:11 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine so



((You better have :'I))

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 01:27:34 +0000 UTC]

But you'll make a good Perv Pirate Roberts some day.




((Trust me, doll. I did. ))

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-21 01:47:56 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA I love you man XD


((wheee-- OH GOD RYLEIGH IT BETTER NOT BE BOOBS OR ANYTHING.))

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 01:57:39 +0000 UTC]

This is what all your training is going towards.




((XD I don't even know where to find boobie band-aids))

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-21 02:05:50 +0000 UTC]

I understand..



[[=3=]]

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 02:10:46 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure?




{{Do you know where I can find some?}}

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-21 02:55:59 +0000 UTC]

...Yes.



((no.))

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-21 03:11:28 +0000 UTC]

This message has conflicting feelings.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-22 00:15:46 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA
I just realized that XD

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-22 00:24:41 +0000 UTC]

YES.


wait.


NO.


Tell me if you can read this: I DNCAE ON BEKRON GLSAS IN THE ATFNRNOOS OF TMOORORW. I LUGAH AT PIAN BCUASEE IT'S THE OLNY TINHG TAHT KEPES US AILVE. SO SAOK UP THE RYAS OF THE SUN BCAEUSE YLU'OL NVEER GET AOTNEHR DAY LEIK TDAOY.


Turns out only 55% of people can read stuff like that. I'm one of those 55%

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-22 00:39:07 +0000 UTC]

"I dance on broken glass in the afternoons of tomorrow. I laugh at pain because it's the only thing that keeprs us alive. So soak up the rays of the sun because you'll never get another day like today."

I know. I did that survey a couple years ago.

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trewqyou9 In reply to AlgaCerebrum [2011-04-22 00:49:39 +0000 UTC]

Heh. Heh.


I used my own words though. (can you tell?)

I think it's amazing how 45% of people can't read stuff like that, though. It could be, like, a secret code.

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AlgaCerebrum In reply to trewqyou9 [2011-04-22 00:58:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I kinda figured. It was too pretty just to be a meme ;u;

Yeah. But those 45% are probably from a non-english country X'DD

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