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Asajao ♀️ [25350804] [2013-01-25 15:59:44 +0000 UTC] "you're doing great !!" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 10240; Deviations: 810; Watchers: 565

Watching: 2359; Pageviews: 42827; Comments Made: 7009; Friends: 2359

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: byeoi , equestrianjade , pulsatinq , BloodJasper
Favorite movies: big hero 6
Favorite TV shows: steven universe
Favorite bands / musical artists: steam powered giraffe, low roar
Favorite books: eh
Favorite writers: eh
Favorite games: OFF
Favorite gaming platform: laptop
Tools of the Trade: Cloud alpaca or Paint tool SAI
Other Interests: eh

# Comments

Comments: 3173

Choweh [2016-08-01 20:47:39 +0000 UTC]

heyyy just a heads up this is   and ive moved accounts to here 

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Asajao [2016-04-10 20:25:44 +0000 UTC]

breaking my own law jeez but you all can find me here  

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ReclusiveChicken [2016-01-16 17:04:36 +0000 UTC]

(plays Jaws theme tune)

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loolun In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-01-16 21:48:55 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTKbE1…

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to loolun [2016-01-17 05:00:39 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vPtxX…

WTF EVEN IS NIGHTCORE

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loolun In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-01-17 05:03:03 +0000 UTC]

a beautiful thing i love nightcore i listen to it every day, i have a playlist  i love nightcore fully. i light a candle for it every day. i pray fr nightcore that it may triumph 
also 
bless u for this wonderful song i am listening currently IM LAUGHING 

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to loolun [2016-01-17 05:08:00 +0000 UTC]

More where that came from.

www.mixcloud.com/dj-terror/dj-…

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loolun In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-01-17 05:08:38 +0000 UTC]

bless ur soul 

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to loolun [2016-01-17 05:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Whatever's left of it...

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loolun In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-01-17 05:11:33 +0000 UTC]

puts it together with peanutbutter and honey and gives it back to u

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to loolun [2016-01-17 05:11:55 +0000 UTC]

FODDER!

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loolun In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2016-01-17 05:13:18 +0000 UTC]

what 

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ReclusiveChicken [2015-11-27 16:28:15 +0000 UTC]

Well.

dh000-rabotnik.deviantart.com/…

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Unh0lyPriest In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2015-11-28 07:57:14 +0000 UTC]

holy shit leave her the fuck alone. she doesn't need your shit

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Unh0lyPriest [2015-11-28 08:45:48 +0000 UTC]

I hate me.

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loolun [2015-11-16 21:38:40 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m_IhX…

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wiitchguts In reply to loolun [2015-11-16 21:42:12 +0000 UTC]

do what??

soocede?? 

u shudnt be encouraging that,,,, reported

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loolun In reply to wiitchguts [2015-11-16 22:14:05 +0000 UTC]

gasps

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:37:59 +0000 UTC]

Jao is the ruler of all the Neko's!
You'll enjoy her page, that's if you like Neko's! If you don't please unfollow ..... Anyway!


Some Things you will see on my page include:

weeb

Manga

more weeb
:3c

K-pop

Some Japananese im fluent >u< !!!


I really hope we can all get along! I love having more people in this amazing family I have! I will always have this family! and soon... you'll be part of it! she will Never criticize you about your Race, Gender, Age, Personality, If your Emo, Etc. she feels we are all special in our own way and no one should be criticized just for being themselves, it's not right at all!

I know the feeling of being Judged.... I have to go through it everyday irl! sighs   but she changed me!!!!!

A lot You think I don't care about you but I do... I keep to myself.. I change from sad to happy because I don't want people to ask questions. Whatever I feel on here I feel the same In Real Life. Yet... I keep being played.... My life is like a Guitar, When all the notes are lined up it plays a beautiful melody, but.. when one of the strings is broken.. its hard to fix it. I Give everyone more then one chance... I keep forgiving them because we're all only human, we make mistakes. It's not right to hold something against a person.. Holding a grudge is just going to make the situation worst then it already is.

Please... Don't start any drama on her page... I'm begging you... please.. don't.... 

cheers up anyway.... If you ever need someone to talk to or you wanna do something weird shit or meme, she's your girl!

watch and fav some shit, please have fun, enjoy yourself! Your always welcome on my page and in my wonderful wonderland!

It's been very Nya Nice to meet chu! :3c

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loolun [2015-11-16 21:36:39 +0000 UTC]

nice try being edgy are u self diagnosed 

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:35:06 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah xDDD DD I LVOE ANIMOE ESP HIMOTO UMARU CHAN DD

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loolun [2015-11-16 21:34:56 +0000 UTC]

what a 3 y/o

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:34:27 +0000 UTC]

I bite my toenails.

I bite my toenails and save them in a mason jar.

Once the jar gets somewhat full I take a few out to chew, or I just rummage my fingers through it.
Once it is completely full I blend them into a powder and put the powder into a smaller jar and start filling the large one again. I lick my finger and dip it in the toenail dust and eat it like a dip stick.

I've taken some of the coarser powder and mixed it with shower gel for the abrasive properties, but once it's been sitting for a while they lose their roughness. I once mixed fine powder with toothpaste to see if it would act as a sort of fine sandpaper, it was too messy to try more than once and frankly, I thought it was a bit too weird.

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:33:48 +0000 UTC]

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loolun [2015-11-16 21:33:27 +0000 UTC]

lol 

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Hello Jao I'm new here!

My name is Katy, though you may call me "The Penguin of Doom!"

As you can probably tell I'm quite an unpredictable person! That's why I came here, to meet similar people to myself… I am 13 years old (though mature for my age, mind you), and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual, if you can't accept this please leave). It is our favorite television show because it is so unpredictable!

My girlfriend is quite out of the box as well of course, though I would like to meet more people with similar characteristics to us. Like they say, the more, the merrier! Anyways, I strive to make a lot of friends here so many comments and a watch would be much appreciated!

Thank you!

Sincerely,

The Penguin of Doom

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:31:52 +0000 UTC]

I just got back from a run on this chilly evening, so my nose is a little runny and snotty. I looked at this basic account and shot a snot stream. Normally I don't post "this is funny" comments, but god damn, you made me blow snot.

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:31:11 +0000 UTC]

WOW! You Americans are truly allergic to anything even remotely French, aren't you? Admittedly, I wasn't all that surprised when I first noticed that a particularly stupid, high-profile NFL star like ex-Green Bay Packers starting quarterback Brett Favre can't even pronounce his own name, but for the media & sports fans alike to follow suit for three decades? I mean, COME ON! (In case you're on the edge of your seats eagerly awaiting the answer to this 30 year old mystery, "faav-ruh" is correct, not "farv"; I would have thought the spelling to be a dead giveaway),

While I'm on the subject, "foyer" is NOT pronounced "foy-yer" ('foy-yay" is in fact the correct pronunciation) and in this instance, the spelling is "voila" (meaning "there (you have it)"), NOT "vwalla"

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wiitchguts [2015-11-16 21:30:22 +0000 UTC]

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loolun [2015-11-16 21:15:30 +0000 UTC]

im glad ur gone xoxo 

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wiitchguts In reply to loolun [2015-11-16 21:26:35 +0000 UTC]

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Asajao [2015-11-10 20:50:29 +0000 UTC]

reply to this if u have something to say thanks

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jodislipi In reply to Asajao [2015-11-15 17:27:41 +0000 UTC]

hello :3, it was just to say that I created another account(gloomfy.deviantart.com/ ) for different drawing with different character but I do not leave the other account so,bye^^"

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Asajao [2015-11-10 20:56:25 +0000 UTC]

You know what? Forget that I'm a robotic chicken. I want to be treated like a human for once.

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Asajao In reply to ReclusiveChicken [2015-11-10 21:30:22 +0000 UTC]

im sorry man for how harsh i was, but really you get to my head and i dont like it ; ;   i think you deserve an apology after what i said but this is me treating you as a human, i have never treated you as anything else.  id prefer us not to talk anymore because you do frighten me.  im sorry bud.  

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ReclusiveChicken In reply to Asajao [2015-11-11 07:35:03 +0000 UTC]

I know that I'm a scary little robot trying to act as a human to cloak herself in mystery, but it's the result of a social breakdown. Many see through this veil, but I have to throw those who track me off course by pretending that I'm open and then subverting them.

And it all started because I typed: "Nuke." Why did I make that idiotic comment?!

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Asajao [2015-11-05 19:32:23 +0000 UTC]

hi if you have something to say. reply to this. please. 

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wiitchguts In reply to Asajao [2015-11-08 16:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Start by learning what a meme is.

Hint: it's not a picture with some words on it. Period.

Captioned photos are one way in which memes spread. They are not memes themselves. It's MEMEtic concept that is held in, and spread by, the minds of several people; typically jokes. In the common vernacular, as you say, it's a kind of inside joke.

But that's just it - the meme IS THE JOKE. It's the concept. It's the idea. It's not the picture. Those pictures can DEPICT memes, they can SPREAD memes, but they, by themselves are NOT memes.

This is an important distinction, because you make a picture that that says something that is NOT a commonly held or known concept/belief/behaviour/joke, then it's not even RELATED to a meme.

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Asajao In reply to wiitchguts [2015-11-08 17:10:39 +0000 UTC]

well m'emed m'lady 

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kinksame In reply to Asajao [2015-11-08 11:55:14 +0000 UTC]

screams at u

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Asajao In reply to kinksame [2015-11-08 17:10:29 +0000 UTC]

SCREAMS BACK LOUDER

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kinksame In reply to Asajao [2015-11-09 00:43:56 +0000 UTC]

scREAMS EVEN LOUDER

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Asajao In reply to kinksame [2015-11-09 03:02:45 +0000 UTC]

whsieprs  lets whisper ok ,, better fr vocal chrod s 

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wiitchguts In reply to Asajao [2015-11-05 19:44:16 +0000 UTC]

thoue shalt not reply to this

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Asajao In reply to wiitchguts [2015-11-05 20:38:52 +0000 UTC]

33.media.tumblr.com/7f219cbc35…

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wiitchguts In reply to Asajao [2015-11-06 00:48:08 +0000 UTC]

GOD DAMNIT BAGUETTE

I HATE YOU BOTH

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Asajao In reply to wiitchguts [2015-11-06 00:52:10 +0000 UTC]

hhhe h h 

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wiitchguts In reply to Asajao [2015-11-05 21:15:18 +0000 UTC]

im going to leave this fr the nerd to see and not remove the message so they don't know i've not replied

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Asajao [2015-11-05 06:05:22 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feIwi…   my anthem

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qrumbling [2015-11-04 20:55:18 +0000 UTC]

im special u plebs she aint eeven blocked me yet

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