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[2011-09-03 07:47:17 +0000 UTC]
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(Israel)
# Statistics
Favourites: 118; Deviations: 7; Watchers: 74
Watching: 88; Pageviews: 6429; Comments Made: 577; Friends: 88
# About me
... >.>"(( Haters gonna hate. ))
Country: Israel
Language: Hebrew
Capital: Jerusalem
Religion: Jewish
Independence Day/Birthday: May 14
Human name: Maya Cohen
Human age: 18 or 19
Likes:
Peace 
Falafel America 
DemocracyDislikes:
.....Palestine. War----
WIP's:
Answer AskFemItaly 's question Answer AskFemItaly 's other question 
Answer pandahkawaii 's question ID Answer AmericaLovesYouAll 's question Answer AskBug 's question
# Comments
Comments: 251
If you like America, does that mean your bosses like eachother too? β¦ Because there is more crack in Bibi x Obama than shrek x France
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I SHIP
EGYPT X ISRAEL
THE END.
Enemy County love. Wonderful~
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DONT LOOOK AT THIS DELETE RIGHT AWAY
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
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Hi, I'm Jewish and I'm concerned about how you deal with your neighbors and how they deal with you. So... What do your neighbors think of you?
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I have a question. Do you love America?
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(( Sure. That seems nice. In fact, I'm in the chatroom right now. ))
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((I should possibly get in there now then.))
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Oh, hello. I'm glad.
(( Hi~ X3 ))
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Hey, check this out. [link]
(( I'M GREAT and why are you talking to me as if you know me? o3o Do I know you? OH NOEZ I FORGOT D: sorry ))
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Nice.
((LOL I SEE, And no i just met u. lol o-o")
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How are you?
(( Oh XDDD ))
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I feel honored to be faved and watched, Miss Israel!!
((I feel Like Drawing you a Gift XD))
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Um...
That's nice.
(( OMGRLY?? Thaaanks >///w///< I would love you if you did that <3 ))
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Miss Israel why you gotta be like that.
((Sure Just ask for anything XD))
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Like what....?
(( A picture of Egypt and Israel, but just as friends ;w; ))
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You have to be so cold to me QAQ
((Alrighty sure QwQ))
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I finally discovered a question for you:
How do you feel about puppies...?
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...-blank stare- I wouldn't know what to ask you.
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And I wouldn't know how to reply; whether you ask me anything or not.
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deviantART muro drawing
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*blinks* what does that mean?
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(( Whoops-- the text didn't work? There was supposed to be text, and it was supposed to say "I l-like Egypt, but he d-doesn't like me." ))
Χ////Χ .....
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((oh okay~))
hm....he seems like a nice person...~
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He's......well................ He's pretty decent, I g-guess.
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Hello There~
Are u And Syria A ''Fine'' Friends? o3o
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(( You're welcome~ ^^ ))
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My Hanukkah was great. ^^ I had fun celebrating it~
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