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[2014-05-07 10:33:30 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 42; Deviations: 61; Watchers: 263
Watching: 107; Pageviews: 29028; Comments Made: 5823; Friends: 107
# About me
ProfileAge: 9
Sex: Male
Religious: None
Relationship status: Single
Illness: Dire Aids
House: Red
Douchebag is 9 years old boy. His parents just moved into South Park to escape the government. The first person he met was Butters Stotch who became his friend after Douchebag saved him from a drow elf. Butters then introduced him to Eric Cartman the Grand Wizard King of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep (KKK for short). Cartman taught him how to fight and use magic farts. Cartman then showed him the relic which controls the universe: The Stick of Truth. Humans and drow elves sacrifice their lives trying to fight for it. After Clyde took the stick, Cartman joined forces with Kyle who is the High Jew Elf King and defeated Clyde and his army of darkness and Nazi zombies. Douchebag was granted the title of 'King'.
Douchebag has an amazing ability to make friends fast in any social network. That's why Cartman and Kyle sent him to recruit the Goth kids and the girls. The big bad government guy told the gang that before he was 5 years old he had 3.2 billion friends in facebook alone and they wanted to use Douchebag as a weapon for their country and his mom and dad failed to keep this secret.
Douchebag is also a pretty good fighter and a potential magic user. He busted Craig out of detention by defeating an entire group of Ginger hallway monitors and their boss. He also killed many elves and Nazi zombies. When he was fighting in the elementary school, his powers exceeded Cartman, Butters, Kyle and Stan. Besides that, he learnt Dragonshout, Cup-a-spell, Sneaky Squeaker and Nagasaki in just a few minutes.
Current mood: Bored (Please rp with me!!!)
Current action: Taking a shit
READ THIS BEFORE YOU RP WITH ME:
I rp with anyone.
Don't have sex or rape my character.
I already have a girlfriend. Don't try to flirt me.
I allow you to kill off my character. BUT HE MUST BE REVIVED!!! (Dragonborn logic)
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
# Comments
Comments: 4197
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damn i miss seeing u but u probably dont even remember me since i change my account about 2 times now and this is the 3rd
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No problem. Can I order another one?
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How do you replace valuable overlords?Β
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Such an honour to be watched by king douchebagΒ Β Β
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The honour is mine.
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Hey there. Would you like to do an Art trade?
And did you solve the adobe animate?
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I don't have much time with adobe flash now. I need to find another way to draw. So no AT for now.
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Sorry, I didn't realise when I sent the message J=
What is the software you use?
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Not too great...knowing that I canβt use windows 7 anymore, I canβt draw without paying adobe animate now
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What's your Windows version? (7 basic, professional, ultimate etc. Windows 8, or Windows 10)
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Windows 7. But once I'm moving to Sydney, 10.
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You could try getting Adobe Animate for free if you youtube a way? It's how I use PS.
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You can't free it's way if it's now a monthly payment thing...
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I meant I got PS for free, I figured the same for your thing? How much is it?
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Do you know which version of 7 do you have?
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Like I said before, I won't have 7 anymore. It will be windows 10.
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This might help.
softlay.net/operating-system
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Yeah I don't see adobe animate or flash anywhere
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medibangpaint.com/en/download/β¦
If it's to make art, there are other options, I use more than one tool, each for different things like the hair, the face, the lineart etc
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i think i would say you're all what the new kid was thinking in the inside tbh QwQΒ
The new kid has an innocent face but in the inside he's totally done.
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He's a mute yes but he's been suppressing all this emotions deep down. Do it. It'll be great.
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Hey hey! How's it's going dude? Long time no see
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How you been?
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It honestly could go better. How about you?
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I'm great actually.
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That's cool, man. Anything new?
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No. Still trying to find a way to get my drawing software back.
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Man, I'm sorry about that. Hopefully you get it back.
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Hey man, odd question. You wanna RP? For old times sake? Especially since there's nothing much to do.
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Who are you rping as??
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I guess my old a ss character. Tiff.
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Oh ok. Bad news is, new kid's a virgin and chick magnet now..."
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I wouldn't have to worry about that, honestly.
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Actually he finds girls irritating now because after the trolling incident, he's the most popular kid in school.
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This will definitely be an odd conversation between them. But I'm pretty sure they broke up before the skankhunt incident. Which will be even odder.
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High Drow Elf Kyle: We're gonna need a good plan if we want to beat him.
Barbarian Tweek: Y-Yeah...! H-How are we gonna go about this???
Alder: Dreven and I could use our fusion... He's never been against it so that could give us an advantage.
Scias: I suppose I can fight... Being Nafareous gives me a high advantage.
Butters the Merciful: New things are the hardest to fight so it works.
"We'll probably have to flank him as well... I'd say wait till my powers regained Douchebag's chest so he fight with us but I don't know how fast he'll respond to my powers."
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Dark Thief Craig: "I'll just stab the kid. Yeah..."
Shield Maiden Wendy: "We're gonna need all the method we can think of. I don't care what it is!"
Ranger Stan: "Wendy's right. We're gonna need go give everything we got. Even if it means without the king."
Bard Jimmy: "W-wait...we're going there without the k-k-king?"
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Alder: Sadly yes... It's not working as quick as we want right now. Dreven... *gem starts to glow; holds out his hand*
< his gem glows as well and takes Alder's hand before fusing with Alder. swiftly activates his gauntlets and looks over >
"We're all set. Scias? Can Damion and Zandu lead the rest of them. I rather they have some tanks with them."
Scias: Very well. The rest of you are to flank... Nonstop attacks from all of us will be hard for one person to catch up with.
Jonathan: You got it, Scias.
High Drow Elf Kyle: We'll try our best.
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Shield Maiden Wendy: "Alright! Let's move out!" *Raises her sword and leads the charge*
Ranger Stan: "For the king!"
Dark Thief Craig: "For the king!"
Healer Token: "For the ne- I mean KING!"
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< waves Jonathan to follow and runs off ahead >
Scias: *flies after Emerald*
Jonathan: *follows the two*
Damion: Come on, children... *flies off*
Zandu: We got a bastard to kill. *follows beside Damion*
High Drow Elf Kyle: For the king! *follows the two*
Butters the Merciful: W-Wait up! *follows*
Barbarian Tweek: *twitches; runs after them*
Princess Kenny: *follows as well*
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