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AskKyle--Broflovski
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[2012-11-23 09:05:21 +0000 UTC]
"You bastards!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1047; Deviations: 46; Watchers: 319
Watching: 72; Pageviews: 26611; Comments Made: 4058; Friends: 72
# About me
Hey dudes, my name is Kyle Broflovski. I'm 10 years old, and in currently in the fourth grade in South Park Elementary. I live in this shithole called South Park, but there's friendly faces everywhere and humble folks without temptation.School's been really hard lately, so I can't possibly answer of all these questions, but I'll get them done ASAP. Thanks!
Headcanon Trivia
Kyle is generally a good boy, however he tends to get in trouble often. It is not the fact that he is a bad boy, but rather one to get caught a lot.
Kyle can be passionate. If he loves something a lot, it's hard for him to let it go. Kyle hates being proven wrong. He will try and defend his argument even though he is most likely wrong. Kyle refrains from eating sweets like most of the kids because of he has Type I Diabetes (mentioned in Cherokee Hair Tampons). He doesn't necessary like eating his vegetables, but he would rather eat healthy than junk food. Out of the main four, Kyle is most likely to get sick often. He has a very low immune system and has terribly luck with health. Kyle is extremely cocky in academics. Since most of the boys claimed that he is the smartest kid in the grade, his ego rubs off from their praise. He can be such a smartass. Kyle doesn't have a problem when it comes to being "smooth with the ladies", though he finds it awkward since he's rather choosy. He isn't as smooth as Kenny, persay. Don't give him a banana, you'll upset him. Don't question that either. When he says, "dude" he means it as a friendly way to address someone. When he says, "kid", he usually has his sass on. [[FORGIVE ME]]PAGE STILL IN CONSTRUCTION.
Friendly Reminder!
Yes, I roleplay at any age. But ages 9-11 is the default age.
No, I don't do paragraph roleplays. If I don't reply to your comment quick enough it's not because I hate you. I either: 1) Am really busy.
2) Really intimidated to talk to you and I don't know what to say.
I 90% of time reply back. If you give me one answered rps, I'll probably not reply. To be on their friend's list, you gotta develop a relationship with them. Sorry! Please specify who you're talking to. Otherwise, I'll assume myself (depending on who I want to roleplay with.) None of my OCs date. I don't engage in sexual roleplays, do not force your ships upon me because it makes me rather...nervous. nor do I allow anyone to "kill off" my character.
I do NOT care if you're a Mary Sue or undeveloped. Every OC starts out undeveloped, and only you should learn to develop your own character. If you feel that your OC is already developed enough, I respect that. I won't hold it against you, I really won't. THIS IS ALL FOR FUN. : I kinda take roleplaying serious, unless you're a really CLOSE friend (because then I'm never taken seriously), but that doesn't mean I don't want to talk to you! I'm always willing to talk to new people! c:Please take the time to say hey or watch my OCs, . It'll mean the world to me, you have no idea.
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# Comments
Comments: 4169
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no, i'm actually dead inside
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For how long???
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[Stan]
"I probably should've said this earlier but happy birthday dude."
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*points in your face* I DARE YOU TO STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR AND MY HAIR TOO! WE WILL FINALLY HAVE LONG LOVELY STRAIGHT HAIR TOGETHER!
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I second this dare... for science!
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So what's the deal with you and your weird Jew nose?!
are all Broflovskis weird and gross, or is it just you Kyle?
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*She runs up to him really freaked out, panting a lot* OMG, KYLE! OMG, OMG, OMG! Kyle, I can't believe it! *she stares at him excited, almost swooning and waves at her face with her hand*
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/he tilts his head in confusion, and raises his eyebrows./
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO STAR IN A MOVIE!!! *She acts really excited, not knowing how to handle it, jumping up and down and running in circles*
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I-
Wait, what?
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What do you mean "what?"?! You're staring in a movie! Oh, can I be with you at the premier? Pretty please! I promise I will behave! Yes, I'll even wear a dress if I have to! Pretty please!!! *Shakes him, so badly wanting to be with him at the premier of the movie*
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What,,,,movie are you talking about...?
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Come on, I'll show you! *She takes his arm and leads him inside and goes on the computer and on youtube* See! That's you! *Shows him this trailerΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3nqmGβ¦ * Aww, you look so cute *Looks adored*Β
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/he looks so unamused./
oh ha ha.
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*She looks kind of confused* What's with the sarcastic laugh? Are you telling me that's not you?
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dude, of course not! that's just some kid that looks like me!
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That's excactly what someone who were trying to live a double life would say! *looks at him suspicously* If you're not him then prove it!
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[[CHOKES
I'M GONNA ANSWER THIS IN NOTE, YOU SHOULD REPLY BACK WITH WHAT YOU WOULD DO]]
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Kyle, why are you so nice compared to other boys?
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Youuuu LIAR!! *bebe points her finger right in Kyle's face, her face slightly flushed and smirking just a little, but still mostly unhappy. Mostly*Β
You told me you weren't gay! You told me you weren't dating Cartman!!Β
How do you explain THIS???
Or THISS?? OR THISS?????? Β Hmmmm???
I thought I was your friend!! How could you not trust me with something like this; I can totally keep a secret!!!
{{{I'm sorry not sorry I found this super hella Cartman with a Kyle feature every other picture I needed to do something . I know you already found them but they're so freaking good jeez
Bebe's just a little jelly she'll be fine soon}}}
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[[omg omgogmgomgogmmgg ysssss!!!!!!!!!]]
/he looks around his surroundings quickly, concerned that bebe is making a scene and people could possibly be staring./
/he turns redder the more she continues./
n-no!!! i swear, i have no idea where you even got that!
i'm not dating fatass, and i don't know where the fuck you even got those photos, since they're fakes!
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Oh they're Fakes!!? That's a little CONVENIENT, don't you think??Β
*she shakes the pictures in his face as she talks yells* I got hem straight from Cartman, I'm not stupid you know!! I TOOOTALLY knew you were gay as a rainbow-shitting unicorn!!Β
But why couldn't you just TELL ME! I'm, like, totally good a keeping secrets you know!! And I would totally accept you, even dating the fatass! I'm your friend!!
*tears up a little, her emotions coming out a little* At- at least.. I thought I was...
{{{oh my god this may get angstier than i thought it was gonna.....}}}
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/he furrows his eyebrows and puffs his cheeks slightly when she waves the pictures around them./
because i'm not even gay!!!
where did you even find those??? don't you know that fatass likes to photoshop shit or break into people's homes while they're asleep, and take pictures of them doing really gay stuff??? like with butters!!
who gave them to you, and how could you even believe them?!! you're smarter than that!
i would NEVER date fatass if he was even the last person on earth.
/he crosses his arms angrily, a little too overwhelmed to see her crying./
[[I BREATHE IN ANGST I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
I LOVE ANGST LIKE IT'S MY BABY
SOMETIMES MORE THAN FLUFF]]
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*Nora looks at the pictures, getting a small smile* Well, I guess that's explain why he said that about cooties when I asked him
((The reason she is smiling is because Nora can deal with Kyle not liking for being gay. It's when he's straight it's like a dagger slowly stabbing you in the heart))
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When you asked him?? Asked him about what??? About him and Cartman?? You knew???Β
Are you saying he told you and he didn't tell me?? I thought we were supposed to be like best friends! Why would he keep this from me, after all this time of trying to get him to tell me!! I would be totally accepting of him!!!
{{{o-ouch,,, imagery}}}
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Bebe, calm your tits! No, he didn't tell me anything! I asked him a question if there was a special someone in his heart and he said "No way. I don't want cooties". I asked him what cooties are and he said it's something girls have. Well... Boys don't have them, so his special someone could be a guy, which these pictures show!askkyle--broflovski.deviantartβ¦
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*thinks about this for a while, actively ignoring the "calming of my tits" comment*
Oh my god... That TOTALLY makes sense!! Wait!! Does that mean he's gay because he's grossed out by girls?? We can totally teach him not to be!! Girls are cute and sweet and totally clean; we can prove that!!
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Wait... are you telling me that we don't have cooties? *She looks at her wondering*
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*throws her arms out* Obviously! I've never had cooties in my life! Besides, its the boys who have cooties, that's what my teacher said, but you can only get them if you.... You know... With a boy.
That's totally different!!
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Wait... I'm confused here! Kyle says that we girls have cooties, you say the boys have cooties! I don't know who to believe anymore!
What? You mean *She forms a hole with her finger and thumb and puts the finger with her other hand in and out*
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No No no!! GIIIIRLS aren't the ones with cooties, okay, that's just a myth the boys came up with to cover up the fact that THEY'RE the ones with cooties! I'm not kidding! Haven't you ever gotten close to a guy and noticed how bad he smells? That's the cooties infesting his body! Every boy has them, some cases are worse than other though, obviously.
and uh... Yeah... yeah that...Β
doing... that... is the only way you can get them, so it's not like we have anything to worry about.Β
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Well... maybe they smell kind of funny, but I think some boys smell nice and cool. And this cooties thing is confusing me! If doing... thatgives you cooties, shouldn't all our parents have cooties? I swear, I'm starting to believe that there are no such things as cooties!
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*looks at nora in shock, almost offended* You think boys smell.. nice?? What? That's crazy talk! They smell like sweat and anger! Are you sure you're feeling okay?? Like, girls wear perfume, but boys have nothing like that!Β
*puts her arm around nora's neck, pulling her in as if she's telling her a secret* Look, we don't know very much about the cooties of our parents, but you don't honestly think they start acting all strict and boring because of nothing, do you? They start watching things like Grey's Anatomy because of COOTIES! I bet it! I mean, it's just a theory of Bertha and I, but it has some serious merit! Just because we don't know very much about cooties, doesn't mean they don't exist! You have faith, Nora!Β
Unless.. of coarse... *Bebe pulls away a little, serious* you've already... been infected... *eyes her suspiciously*
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I said SOME boys smell nice! Like Kyle! He smells of candles and other Jewish things. *Looks blindly into the air with eyes in her eyes, sighing lovely. She shakes her head and snaps out of it and listens to what else she has to say* My brother tells me that that is just puberty and growing that kicks in so that people change
*Listens to the rest about the theory* Um... I'm agnostic so I'm not the guy to ask about faith exactly...
*Comes to the part about being infected*
Well Kyle already told me that I were infected by default so how do I know if I am? What the heck is cooties anyway? Are they some sort of bacteria or something? Shouldn't we be able to investigate something like that?
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((Starter. Pretty sudden so sorry.))
"Kyle. We need to talk. Now."
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/he looks concerned, and tilts his head./
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"So...I knew we quitted the game for like...a year. While some are still playing. I don't think this whole bullshit is going to end. You see, ever since I knew I was the Dragonborn, I keep sensing about the stick. It's not going to be thrown away so easily. I fear there will be more shits going to happen."
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no, i'm not going to play this game again. i already refrained from so many people, i don't feel like playing.
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"Just a little warning. You said that now but I'm not sure about the future."
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eh,,,, im kinda done with playing pretend. it was fun, but no one's doing it anymore......
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Oh... *She looks disappointed* Well if nobody wants to play I guess we can't. *Sighs* Oh well... Perhaps we can get together and do something fun one of these days {Although I doubt it...}
((BTW, {} are Nora's thoughts))
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