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AskThe-Jew-Hater
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[2014-03-12 01:43:23 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 39; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 177
Watching: 99; Pageviews: 16203; Comments Made: 2840; Friends: 99
# Interests
Favorite movies: Asses of FireFavorite TV shows: Terrance and Phillip
# About me
'Sup? My name is Eric Cartman.. And I'm everyone's kewlest kid in the planet..----
She's pretty kewl.. :I
JEW!
A gay ass hippie. :I
Little faggot. -_-
Gay ass!
Black asshole!
I hate him so much!
What a bore.
..Bitch..
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Headcanons! }}
-Eric is the most malicious and manipulative child in the show.
-He has a hateful passion with jews and hippies.
-His weakness is KFC, Cheesy Poofs and Pot Pie.
-He is known to be a bully and a harasser yet everyone despise him in the show.
-He loves to get revenge when he is treated wrongly and is really successful in doing it.
-Gets tantrums when things don't go his way.
-He is bi-curious when it comes to sexuality.
# Comments
Comments: 2793
((Are we going to be doing the next South Park game too?))
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"I love you. You're the dearest thing in the world to me!"
/he texted cartman./
[[someone dared kyle to do this, i thought it would be really funny to attempt actually 
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He sees Kyle text and was shock once he found the text... He text back questioning "Kyle, what the hell do you mean, you love me?"
{haha I wonder who xDD}
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/he sees the text back./ B(
"don't get your panties in a twist, fatass. someone dared me to do this."
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[[i don't know if you did this on purpose but
i love how kyle and cartman have matching icons
like look at them on their trikes omg]]
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[ casually somersaults over to him ]ย
"you must be eric cartman! ... well, at least i think you are."
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Mr. Kitty? What are you doing?
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"Meeeow."
Kitty looked at a pot pie.
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((Hey there!!))
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(i miss you ^^)
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((Aww, how cute! I miss you too as well. ;w; ))
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(wanna roleplay? รงwรง)
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((Hey there!!))
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//suspicious look.\\ Yeah. Why?
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//suspicious look.\\ Yeah. Why?
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I'm sorry... but can you start please? I'm not good at staters at all? 
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Ok i will use my SP oc's
Jenny: *walks on the street with her sister*
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( Yes an active Cartman account! We should make a Cartman army, yo! Anyways, what's up? c: )
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Woah dude, your kidding? I've always been wanting a Cartman army! Let's do this! B) Hi! I'm great. Yourself?}}
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( Nice! Let's round up all the Cartman accounts! ASDFGHJKL Pretty swell! Thanks for asking!!)
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(Oops forgot to watch you. Sorry...ย )
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Oh Fatboy Thank you for the watch 83
((Nice prpfile page XD))
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Hey I'm not fat! I'm big-boned! D//:<
Hehe thank you! Your oc is such a cutie! <3 }}
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Hahaha X3 Calm down ย CB Do you think Kyle? :3
((Waaaa ;3; r,Really?! ;3; You are so nice!))
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Sorry for the late present Eric.
*Gives a Luke Skywalker cosplay set to Cartman*
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*swings open the door holding a cake with sprinkler candles*
Happy Birthday my darling dearest!!!!ย
>w<ย
I had to tell you at night because it wouldn't be as romantic~
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Heffer! Thank you very much! *he hugs her giving her a kiss in the cheek*
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*she plants a big kiss on his cheek and hands him a present*ย
It's much more romantic when it's just the two of us anyway~
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*gasp* No way!! What's in here? *he shakes the present*
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B-be carful!! It's just a baby kitten~
I know you like cats, so i brought you a cute little baby one!ย
It can be our baby~
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Oh shit! Kickass! *opens it* Holy shitballs thank you so much Heffer! 
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*she holds her cheek and blushes*ย
I just hope mr kitty likes her~
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omg i forget it! Happy birthday cartman! x3 *hugs* i'm so sorry for the late D:ย
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*he gave her that poker face look* Thanks. Now can yew stop hugging me please? Thank you..
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