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Die-Valquiria
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[2018-06-07 18:42:43 +0000 UTC]
"https://dievalquiria.carrd.co/"
(Peru)
# Statistics
Favourites: 489; Deviations: 227; Watchers: 216
Watching: 158; Pageviews: 11769; Comments Made: 3525; Friends: 158
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Artgerm, Loish, Kiennan Lafferty, Zeronis, Raiko.Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, RPDR, Breaking Bad, Anime.
Favorite games: Monster Hunter, Stardew Valley, World of Warcraft, Skyrim, Tomb Raider
Favorite gaming platform: Pc, PS4, Ds
# Social Links
https://www.instagram.com/dievalquiria/https://dievalquiria.tumblr.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/dievalquiria
https://twitter.com/DieValquiria
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiOLOZ6LqJMDysdTk27LeSw
# Comments
Comments: 101
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Nice gallery
Have a bunny
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Thank you so much :3!
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Happy Birthday, I hope you're having a great day.
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Thank you! I had a wonderful day ^^ !
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Thank you so much 
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Thank you so much <3!!
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Thank you so much :3!!
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Thank you so much <3!
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Que te aproveche el cumpleaΓ±os para el lunes que viene, amiga!!!^^
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Muchas graciaaas ;U;!
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Aw thank you so much >wπ: 0 β©: 1
Thank you for the Llama and I wish you all the best for 2019
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Thank you so much <3! Happy new year for you too 
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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feel free to browse my gallery! there might be some trippy stuff u may like!Β
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Oh my goodness! I just saw what autocorrect did.
I'm so sorry! It changed your name from Die-Valquiria to die!
That's horrible!
I'm so so sorry.
I don't even...
Jeez I'm sorry. XD
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Hahah no worries! I just assumed you used a short version of my name xD.
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Oh well I suppose it could be seen like that XD
Hahaha
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Nice gallery
Have a bunny
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So adorable β₯! Thank you
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Thank you so much :3!!
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Happy Birthday!
Hereβs some celebratory poppers for you.^^
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Aww thank you so much >
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No Problem.
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Happy Birthday to You.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday Dear Die-Val
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Thank you so much <3!
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Thanks to you for the trade
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