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Jesi86
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[2006-07-06 10:15:08 +0000 UTC]
"J."
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 491; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 1578
Watching: 63; Pageviews: 169772; Comments Made: 2141; Friends: 63
# About me
Current Residence: SydneyFavourite photographer: nikosalpha, lithium picnic
# Comments
Comments: 628
Soon, it's going to be yet another regular day. Birds will sing...cats will meow...dogs will bark...geese will honk and steal peoples stuff.
A typical, simple, regular day.
However, there is a small, tiny, exception. The exception is for you, for that is the time when lightning was thrown from above by Zeus to herald your appearance. Cast in the molten fires of Mount Olympus, and granted with a great creative power, you have been released upon the world to conquer it in whatever manner you see fit! For it has been foretold by those who can see the future that you are great and true, and that it is your time to shout your joy to the heavens, and revel in the knowledge that on that day, it is written for you to have a Happy Birthday, with many more to come to increase your power and complete your creative conquest!
Also there's hand made cake and ice cream from down the street. Those folks make some mighty fine cake indeed. Yum!
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In a few days, it is going to be a relatively normal day...for most. But not for you. For on that day...it will be a good day to revel in the moment that you were cast down upon this Earth, summoned and placed here by the mighty Odin to share your talents and your creativity with all. Let thee rejoice and enjoy this time, and know you are wished a Happy Birthday! May many more follow!
Also, Odin sends cake, blessed by King Kong and delivered by Godzilla!
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Happy Birthday, marvelous lady!! 
Thanks for your fabulous, always so original and extremely fine portraits!! You are really a magnificent and so adorable woman!!! 
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A few days from today, the history books show an entry. An entry of mystery, and portent, as the great powers came down upon the Earth, and, in accordance with the wishes of the mighty King Kong, granted the world a boon. That boon was you. And lo, let it be said to all that you are to be wished a Happy Birthday upon that day, with the most excellent and amazing of cakes to partake in!
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Send Me Your art...We accept everything that is sexy.
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Invite to join... sexy-r3volution.deviantart.com
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you are a beautiful and sexy woman. Wonderful gallery!!!
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History records that, just days from now, a tremendous upheaval took place as the ground cracked and broke apart, tornadoes spun counter to their nature, and even Godzilla bowed as you appeared upon the Earth to grace us with your art. And so it is wished upon you to have a Happy Birthday on that day....and a most excellent cake.
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Happy Birthday, magnificent lady!!! 
Thanks for your wonderful, fine and sensual portraits! 
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In a short time hence, may you have a most happy birthday, for that is the day that you descended upon the Earth in a shower of lightening! Also, have delicious that day!
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Happy Birthday Beautiful. Live life to the fullest.
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Happy early birthday! With many happy returns!
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Happy early birthday! I brings much in celebration!
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Jessi? Can I tell you what I want? What I really, really want? I want. I want. I want a zig-a-zig-ah!
Do you, per chance, know what a zig-a-zig-ah is?
Here's hopin' that you do...
Cos I have not a clue.
Also, wot's a wozza?
And:
Thanks for showing me your skimpies. I enjoyed it very much. You win me 'Generally Being Super Awesome!' badge and also me very own - much coverted,
Super Hot Awesome Chick Wot Gives Gentlemen Trouble In The Trouser Department And Wot Generally Makes Other Hot and Horny Women Jealous' Award, or, as it is otherwise known: the now infamous, 'SHACWGGTITTDAWGMOHAHWJA' Award.
Much Love
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Love your work Jesi! You have more than 1200 watchers! Incredible!
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You are so beautiful lady.
Very nice port! Thank you for share us.
Best wishes,
Allan
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You're a beautiful girl, with a beautiful gallery. I wish you much success with your modeling 
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I would like to thank god for bringing you to life. and i would like to ask god to give you as much years to live as he can !! happy birthday !!
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Do you realise how absurd and inappropriate creepy comments about your religion are to the rest of the world who, for the most part, are rational educated and illuminated humanists with no belief in the supernatural--of which there is not a single scrap of evidence in all of human history (I know you guys write that off as 'a test' though, we write that off as lack of evidence)--and believe instead in the divinity of the will, and the sanctity of good deeds rather than arcane symbols and muttered chants hoping an invisible spook in the sky does those good deeds because you're too lazy to do them yourself, right?
Just read this and couldn't help but comment. You come off as borderline schizophrenic. I honestly hope you don't talk like that in public off the internet, I mean here we're used to humouring kooks.
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