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Kuso-ka
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[2011-05-29 23:53:11 +0000 UTC]
"GaMzEe'S bItCh ♑"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 11551; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 3
Watching: 40; Pageviews: 21127; Comments Made: 448; Friends: 40
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Humon!Favorite movies: How to Train your Dragon
Favorite bands / musical artists: Nickelback
Favorite games: Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, Jade Empire, or Fable
Other Interests: Anime/Manga, Browsing
# About me
Current Residence: Tulsa, OK . . . Ugh!deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL2
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Personal Quote: "Monkey slap!! :D"
# Comments
Comments: 113
And thank you for teh Llama Badge :3
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Haha you're welcome
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Thank you my monocled friend. You know what you did, as well as I. I know what you did because I am your stalker and I have seen you touch yourself at night. O_O
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Oh really! Then what kind of porn do I most enjoy?! HMM?! Can you tell me that?!?! O_o
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Right. In a way. Lesbian porn, but close enough. Just switch the genders.
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Haha, you're welcome.
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Hehehehehehe...I have a collection. Yippee ki-yay mother fucker!
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Meh. This didn't turn out even half as well as I'd expected. [link]
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Hey man, check this out. Tell me what you think. Please? *puppy dog face* [link]
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*adjusts monocle* *twists mustache* You know why I'm here. o_O
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*a look of surprise and fear appears on my face* No, please, I-I swear, I'll have what you want in a weeks time! I swear to the Gods I will, I just need time! I won;t run away! I'm trying, so, so hard. Just a little more time, please, kind Madam.
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I'm sorry, but you're time here is up. *pulls out giant knife* If it's any consolation, this won't be quick. Muaha!
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*tsk* Fine then! Be that way! I don;t have to listen to you! *removes a board from the floor and pulls out a scythe* I have a secret. . . I'm a Grim Reaper!
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AHHHH! HOLY SHIT! Wait a minute...take me with you, Grim. o_O
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You're not scared human? Not frightened at all? I have scythe here, aren't you terrified??
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Not in the least. Rather my misery overpowers any fear left within my bones, and it seems that the scythe should run through my veins like the idea that courses through them now. That you are here makes me feel as though a burden has been lifted from my shoulders, and a great weight to carry now gone lets the pain soothe into a dull memory.
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Hmm, well then, shall I give you a tour of the Underworld? Hell? Or Tartarus?
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How about all of the above?
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Hmm, I'm not even sure if this is okay for me to do. I might get in a fuck ton of trouble, but I'm Lucifer's little sister, so what can anybody to do me, right? If Hades bitches at me I'm sure my big bro can bail me out. So let's go to the Underworld first. How do you wanna get there? There's a proper portal somewhere in Greece that we can go through, and I have a coin for you to use. Then there's a illegal portal somewhere in Crete, but it's soooo risky. I could get permission from Hades himself and just sneak you in like luggage. He never checks.
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Sure. Underworld is fine with me. Sneak me in as luggage...sounds pretty fucking fun.
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Oooh boy. OKAY! You'll have to drink this potion shit, 'kay? *pulls a small vile from inside her robe with a navy blue liquid inside of it* It will make you shrink! To about the size of a tube of chapstick. I can just hide you inside my robes. No problem. And your spiritual energy will shrink with your body, since if your S.E. is bigger than your body it will shred you to pieces. With your S.E. that small, you'll be almost totally undetectable.
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Hmm...*drinks potion* ...WTF!!?!?! Weee...tiny.
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You're so cute!! Ok, I'mma use the regular entrance in Greece. I gotta fly there. You get to see me in Death Angel form!! Wheeee!
*a warm breeze blows in from all directions, making my dark grey robes flutter up and apart enough to show off my curvy lower half. My long, midnight lack hair, usually hanging down to my ass, is u above me, waving about. I hug myself and double over, as if having been punched in the stomach. I heave like I'm about to throw up and my spine and shoulder blades make a gross crackling sound. I scream as the skeletal layout of huge wings spring from back though a slit conveniently cut into the back of my robes. Muscles and flesh grow about the bones, and skin, then down and feathers follow. I straighten myself and sigh*
Gods! I fucking hate that! It looks nice and shit, but fuck, it hurts.
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Mmm...who wants popcorn?!
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(LOL I'm seriously thinking of rewriting this into a story)
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(You totally should.)
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[link]
You know you want to open the jar, Kayleigh.
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Hey! I'm gonna work on that journal now. Mind if I skip the taggin'?
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Yeah sure 
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Pssst; [link]
and [link]
Am I bothering you yet?!
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I'm going to stalk you know, you do realize that? o_O
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Haha that's cool. I'll just stalk the stalker XD
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