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MiumiiMiu
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[2017-09-17 15:11:05 +0000 UTC]
"moved to @magimiu"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 456; Deviations: 189; Watchers: 102
Watching: 36; Pageviews: 9513; Comments Made: 1613; Friends: 36
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Melanie MartinezFavorite movies: Harry Potter, Fantastic Beast and Where To Find Them
Favorite TV shows: The Simpsons
Favorite bands / musical artists: TwentyOnePilots, Melanie Martinez
Favorite books: Wilf the Mighty Worrier, Tom Gates, Anything fantasy or humour
Favorite writers: Dunno
Favorite games: Transformice, Life
Favorite gaming platform: Dunno
Tools of the Trade: What does that even mean
Other Interests: Art, Doggos, Animals in General, Seatbelts (If you know that ref i love you)
# Comments
Comments: 462
Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse. (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud,
Cause I don't care who I piss off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner.
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner.
I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So, I put all of my clothes, uh, back on...
Flush before I wee, wee.
Get arrested daily, ly.
Tryin' to get a peek of some titties...
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cause it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I stay out 'til eleven when my curfew is ten.
"Goodnight, sweetie. Sleep well."
"Shut up, Mum! I'm on MSN!"
Now, the girls are lining up
Because we're pussy sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin.
Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret,
Menthol cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet!
Woah, woah, woah...
Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung,
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung.
(I'm-I'm-I'm quite well hung.)
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cause it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
This is the part where the rap breaks down,
This is the part where drums go POW,
This is the part where your balls sag down,
This is the part where you pants go brown,
This is the part where your dad goes out on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk but he never comes back because seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore!
Shut the fuck up!
[Crying] I'm sorry...
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss my butt,
Cause I'm bloody fuckin' nuts.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like,
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.
Pucker up, kiss the nut,
Cause it sells to be a slut.
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.
Just Dance!
Bad Romance!
Now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah oh woah oh woah oh woah oh oh
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They're two they're four they're six they're eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouths or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and friends
Thomas he's the cheeky one
James is vain but lots of fun
Percy pulls the mail on time
Gordon thunders down the line
Emily really knows her stuff
Henry toots and huffs and puffs
Edward wants to help and share
Toby, well let's say, he's square
They're two they're four they're six they're eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouths or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and friends
They're two they're four they're six they're eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouths or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and friends
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ILY
YOU ARE A GREAT PERSON
YOU DESERVE LOVE
LOTS OF IT
*HUGS U* <3
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gskhlijsoIOHSIBHDBJ
ILYT BUT UR BETTER <333333333
*HUGS BACK INTENSELY*
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Just a friendly reminder that you have amazing and adorable art : )))
~ Helix
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hey, ily. please take care because there are so many people who love and care about you. even if im not your "best" friend, im still a really good friend and i want to make sure you get the love you deserve. <3
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hey um
1) how dare u not consider yourself as one of my best friends
2) you're so sweet but honestly i don't agree with the first one, thats something u have and deserve
3) you've gotten me through so many hard times and i just wanna thank u with all my heart. I've never had someone who's come back after multiple fights and always tried to make things work. just shows you do actually really love me. and i hope you know i love you too.
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CONGRATS ON DATING KETTUKUU FINALLY LMAOOOOO
it was a long time coming smh
im proud of u
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Have a good pigeon appreciation day !! (it's in fact the 13 june)
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oo thank owo
pigeons are gr8 B)
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sorry lol I've been dead for 7363637276253728191 years
and ok sure
hand over the money jk lmao
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lmao thats ok
hands you the money
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takes the money and runs
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calls bf over
she stole my money :c
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miumii is limited edition gay
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