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[2004-02-27 22:53:37 +0000 UTC]
"J. Brandt Andrist"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 5; Deviations: 59; Watchers: 29
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 4928; Comments Made: 423; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Maynard James Keenan, Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Jon TheodoreFavorite movies: The Count of MontiCristo, Matrix, Edward Scissor Hands, Gulivers Travels, American Beauty, Gladiator
Favorite bands / musical artists: Currently: The Mars Volta
Favorite writers: I'm a book by book reader
Favorite games: LIFE (<-Loser) WoW, Oblivion, Guildwars, Half-life 2
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: encephalon
Other Interests: guitar, drawing, writing, drums, cans of things, wiggly buttons, poisonous rocks
# About me
Current Residence: WAFavourite genre of music: NA (that's a crap question, labels hinder the creative process)
Favourite photographer: NA
Favourite style of art: NA
Operating System: Windows XP ... ?
MP3 player of choice: NA
Shell of choice: The green ones with the windows and turny bits.
Wallpaper of choice: Shnozberrie flavoured, please
Skin of choice: I usually take it off before eating.
Favourite cartoon character: NA (Sick of family guy, that's for sure.)
Personal Quote: I am the Eggman - Half-mass commute through umbilical blisters - Avoid Ninjelephants in dark alleys.
# Comments
Comments: 74
Hi take the free IQ QUIZ! I just found out mine.
CLICK HERE
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I'm mass spamming the DigiPen BFA kids with this message.
Check out Vicarville!
Vicarville.net
Thanks,
Grissom
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Well you're an asshole. And by asshole I mean dickhole.
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Hey! I just realized that dA no longer puts it in your devWatch when someone submits a scrap. There's something in my scraps that I want to you C&C before I finish it. PLEASE.
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Awesome! I didn't know you were on here, Brandt, with your cute stripey shirt and guitar...
Thanks for the comments. And awesome avatar.
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Cheese is good by itself! Oatmeal is not meant to be eaten with milk, honey, and brown sugar! AND HAM AND CHEESE TASTE GROSS!
There I think I said all I needed to...
Oh yes! Hi!
Alisa
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Hello, there. .. I am talking to you, and you are talking to me. . . . .I really don't know what else to say besides the fact that I am so excited to see you tomorrow, and we will have lots of fun!! I've made a schedule for our day:
first 2 hours of making snow angels, then we will go ice skating, then we will eat a roll of toll house cookie dough as fast as we can, then we will top the day off by snuggling! *^_^* Sounds good, eh? Well, you are great and swell and yaddy yaddy poopdy doop. .. but you already knew that*^_^*. Talk to you now!
The End 
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Brandt thanks for making me smile when my face is frozen in sadness. Thank you for being there when I need a hug. Thank you so much for knowing when I need a hug. Thank you so much for existing in my feeble life. Thank you so much.
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Brandt. I am bored. I have not talked to you in a while. It is 8 and my mother is asleep. This is very saddening. Why to people get old? It's saturday night and she's asleep by 8... this is sad. I WANT YOU AND ASHLEY TO SEE MY FLIPPIN DRESS! (don't ask me why it's just IMPORTANT to me!)
have a great happy cookie filled night!
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Brandt. I am bored. I have not talked to you in a while. It is 8 and my mother is asleep. This is very saddening. Why to people get old? It's saturday night and she's asleep by 8... this is sad. I WANT YOU AND ASHLEY TO SEE MY FLIPPIN DRESS! (don't ask me why it's just IMPORTANT to me!)
have a great happy cookie filled night!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
oh.... hi.... fancy meeting you here..... *eyes get all shifty and Igor-like*
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Ah well,
I'm not lying XD
I get told that alot o.O; most people mistake me from 15-16.
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Oh man you're at 603.... I guess this means I really do have to sing for you
lol... well... not that big of a deal.
Well I'm 
I'll talk to you sometime tomorrow!
Later Gater,
Meredith
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Thank you for your much appreciated comment on my most recent work.
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Hey Cookie!
Ashley's camp rejected my e-mail! LOL
Well you're at 598 page reviews. That is so totally awesome. 
When you get to 600 I will
P.S I like this one it reminds me of YOU KNOW WHO!!!
Talk to you later
Meredith! (Ashley will LOVE her book.)
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~MoralTechnicality
J. Brandt Andrist
is a Procrastinator
is Male
is a deviant since Feb 27, 2004, 3:53 PM
has 400 pageviews
Congrats brandt! 
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well i really love you gallery! do you think im daron malakian?
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Hahaha!! No. But who's to say any different? You could be and nobody would be the wiser.
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You could be Daran and nobody would know the difference... at least not on DA
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lol! your right! but im a girl i just used his pic and name cause i love it
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Hmm... yes that does complicate things a bit.
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yup it sure does^_^;
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well i really love you gallery! do you think im daron malakian?
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thanks a bunch for the fave on "for how long can you love"... i really, really appreciate it.
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~MoralTechnicality
J. Brandt Andrist
is a Procrastinator
is Male
is a deviant since Feb 27, 2004, 5:53 PM
has 313 pageviews
..::gives you a cookie:: :3
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Don't forget you're a great guy no matter what may come your way Brandt 
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Holy shizbinz! o_o! You have some trippily great stuff in here!
I'ma stalk you now xDD Oh, by the way, thanks for the comment! :3
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is a Procrastinator
is Male
is a deviant since Feb 27, 2004, 3:53 PM
has 200 pageviews
is located in United States
last visited 1h 23m 1s ago
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~MoralTechnicality
J. Brandt Andrist
is a Procrastinator
is Male
is a deviant since Feb 27, 2004, 3:53 PM
has 199 pageviews
look how close i am... and dont take offense in a comment I made in Kristi's new drawing!
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HEY come see my gallery, i uploaded a shit load
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~MoralTechnicality
J. Brandt Andrist
is a Procrastinator
is Male
is a deviant since Feb 27, 2004, 2:53 PM
has 151 pageviews
OH YEA PARTY TIME! 
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YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED! Somebody slipped you a Roofie cocktail, and then stuck it in you while you were passed out! Pick any of your friends, secret crushes, or just someone who you think doesn't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and could use some that they never asked for! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You canβt rape the person who raped you, of course.
2- You can rape the same person as many times as you like (c'mon, theyβre helpless against you!) They say that rape is more about control than sex, so really get in there and show them whoβs boss!
3- You -MUST- spread the rape! Youβre young, youβre horny, you have issues to work out between your genitals and someone who doesnβt have a choice about it!
4- You should rape in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel completely violated!
5- Random rape is perfectly okay, but remember that 84% of rape victims are forced into sex by people they knew and thought they could trust!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender rape, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started as a rapist right away!
This is about showing everyone how youβre desperate enough to force yourself onto anyone, even your closest friends! Make everyone feel a little violated (and downright scared!) by pasting this to all your friends on their userpages!
--Started by ~GeneTernruh--
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Brandt! What up my DA dabbler! It is good to see familiar faces in such a large archive. . . :} Sean was thinking about getting an account, too. We can all be DA buddies. <3 Tchaio.
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