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OMNOMNOM6
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[2009-04-20 17:28:18 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1560; Deviations: 117; Watchers: 85
Watching: 110; Pageviews: 20941; Comments Made: 4091; Friends: 110
# Interests
Favorite movies: u just lost the game in 2020# About me
hello! (◑‿◐) im lamby/dallas. ilu. comms open!she/they
# Comments
Comments: 5314
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yea i have a phd. pussy having deliciousness
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OH MINE GOD, 😳 😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈 🙈 HATH SENT 😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS 🍆 🍆 ...PRITHEE DELETE IT! ❌ ❌ 🛑 ! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK? 😏 😏 HAHA I JEST.. 🤣 🤣 , DELETE IT. 🛑 ❌ ..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..? 😳 🙈 ... HAHA NAY, ❌ BANISH IT. 🛑 🛑 ..'LEST? 🙈 😳
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Fuck you fuck your mama fuck your daddy fuck everything you stand for and yo bitch I’m right here on 75th in the East bring your bitch ass outta handing And Y’all can meet me somewhere pussy you and your fat bitch since Yall wanna play with my shit
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fuck you len kagamine you pointy haired pineapple waste of space how dare you look at me with those soulless eyes knowing how many bitches you caused to have nosebleeds and wet panties. you're not even fucking real you piece of shit how can anyone form a romantic bond with you kiss my ass. you will never hit puberty and thus it will make your fans horny pedofiles you know what the fuck im saying???? fuck you and your sister im done
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I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
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NowoN! NoN! Now, Prisoner 24602060451! You're no one! Lol! Your time is up and your time is up and your time is up! And I'm Javert! You know what THAT means! Means I'm freeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeeNOeeeeeeeeeeNO! Sauce, sauce, sauce. Your gun. Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! No! FaaF! To the left to the right, to the left to the right! HerereH! It warns you're a man! I-sh. NaaN! I-shh. NaN. I s(h)tole a-lol-a-lol-a loaf of breeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddd! And I'm Javert! My sister's child was cloaked. WeweweW. Now six of rules that that she chained to daint five one trying six and Jav get get! My sister's child was the child of death. We were starving! You'll starve again! Lol! Lol! And I'm Javert! Unless you learn the meaning of narooshanwshnush! You're the meaning eeznyenswoo! Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! FaF! What?! You dangerous nun! Yes, 666. My name is JoJ van JaJ! and I'm JaJvert! Do not forget my name! :c Do not forget my name! :s Do not forget my mum! 2fort! Get me a sandwich! JoJ van JaJ hands over sandwich Nom nom nom nom nom nom! Woah! I s(h)tole a bread! Die! Shoots him And I'm Javert! Techno music starts I'm Javert I'm I-I'm Javert! I'm Jave-e-e-e-e-e Javert! Now Prisoner 11111! Your time is up and your parole's begun! You know what that means! Yes! Means I'm bread! No! Shoots him again Get me a sandwich! Gets given donuts. Tosses donuts aside. No. Lol!
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tied condoms filled with cum? you mean adult gushers?
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*pulls you aside shyly* hey i know its a weird question... but... *shifts awkwardly* d-do you have some coochie you could give me? *chuckles* *sigh* its just been so hard and *bitter laugh* what am i saying... nevermind *punches wall* *disappears mysteriously*
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wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?
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if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds
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byf: if you double my kins, i have the right to vore you! sorry, but its just true.
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Hello, so this might be a stretch, but I'm looking for anyone who's kin with a beagle from the 1700s.
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My dick is too large and thick to not be out constantly. Asking me to put my large penis away is oppressive towards anyone attracted men because my big,thick cock is a sight to behold and forcing me to hide it is withholding a treasure from them.
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Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! churns butter very quickly
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shoop da woop, cat food scoop. gay and crunchy like fruit loop. covered in milk, sleepin on silk. got more money than your dad, also im going to fuck him
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big ol butt. cowboy slut. looking at spurs, makes me nut. leather boots, assless chaps. give my big, butt a slap. and now you know, the cowboy rap.
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NO! You fuck off ! I don't like any of the words you said!!! Even "the" or "I". You're a garbage man, not a cook!! I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by a chimapzai
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spilled pasta on my toes, call that feetuccine. three inches in my drawers, packin teeny weeny.
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fuck you len kagamine you pointy haired pineapple waste of space how dare you look at me with those soulless eyes knowing how many bitches you caused to have nosebleeds and wet panties. you're not even fucking real you piece of shit how can anyone form a romantic bond with you kiss my ass. you will never hit puberty and thus it will make your fans horny pedofiles you know what the fuck im saying???? fuck you and your sister im done
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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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thank u sm aaaa!!! she looks so cute and soft!! ❤ ❤ ❤
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aaaaAAAA <3333 thank u sm!! aa i love ur art and ur streams and stuff thank you for all the favs!! i luv u too ❤
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You are very welcome! <3
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rebecca its not what u think
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to get to the nerd's house
wanna hear another joke
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