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Phoenix-910
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[2010-11-26 05:03:46 +0000 UTC]
"k"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 47; Deviations: 6; Watchers: 9
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 3427; Comments Made: 1027; Friends: 16
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Comments: 101
TANKS MAYN YOO DAH BESHT
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Nah, I've tried pleasuring myself with llamas, never as enjoyable as horses.
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0/10 no butthole ravaging
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Funny story behind that. My computer has been... compromised (confiscated). So no access to a scanner for me. I can sneak it at any time, but I wholeheartedly choose not to. I have some stuff right now and I'm working on a great Ganon portrait, but like I said, no way to post it.
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It's not done yet, nor is it even that good. I still have to finish the bottom half and clean up the picture. That might take me a week at the speed I'm going at.
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Meh I'll do it when ah want.
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What is this, Burger King?
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was your birthday yesterday? happy kinda late birthday i think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111
i forgot even though deviantart kept telling me it was going to be your birthday
anyway
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Hay yeah man yestaday 'twas mah birtday, tanks mann!!!!1!!!!111
It's alright better late than never.
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It is, thank you for noticing.
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Almost as good as the gift I got you on your birthday
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You got me something for my birthday?
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GASP I got you a box of nerds. You don't remember? I probably got it on Halloween, but still, it's the thought that counts.
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OF COURSE!!! I remember! It was strawberry and I finished it in about ten seconds when I got home. I don't care if you got it during the cold war, I'd still eat it.
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Nerds are pretty much the only hard candy I'd have to contemplate on were I to choose between the candy and the chocolate.
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I actually greatly prefer candy. I have a sweet tooth, so I prefer sweet things (like nerds and gobstoppers) over chocolate. Besides, chocolate's aftertaste... disgusts me personally. It tastes great initially but the aftertaste makes me want to either eat more chocolate or drink water, both to get that taste out of my mouth.
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Chocolate is pretty much heaven on earth. I can survive on chocolate alone for a long time. Halloween chocolates last me two days, three if I'm lucky or feeling conservative. But some hard candy is disgusting. Nerds and gobstoppers are pretty good, but there are some terrible types of candy out there...
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I try my best to make Halloween candy last me the year, or at least the month, but it barely ever lasts the week. There are horrible candies out there, and I actively try to avoid them.
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I gave up trying once my mom let me keep my candy with me, because the gods know that I can't make candy last if I wanted to.
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Ahh delicious things are delicious aren't they?
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Indeed. Especially those Hershey's bars looking at me like that, they just want to be devoured by me. I mean, why else would they be dressed like that, in their wonderfully chocolatey looking paper-thin wrapper, that wonderful smell of cacao emitting from them...
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I just weirded myself out with my usage of terminology.
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That makes two of us. Why use the word cacao when the proper term would have been cocoa, as cocoa is the more processed form of cacao. Come on, now.
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Cocoa is just a misspelling of cacao, which isΒ the actual term. Jeez, have you ever read a book about chocolate??
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Hey, I forgot to tell you I started an anime club at school... Posters are going up tomorrow, if I can reach the places. If I see you tomorrow, I'll let you know then ^^
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OK, I'll join. But this is a subject for face-to-face.
haha get it, because you're 4 feet tall >:3
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Actually, I am 4 feet and eleven inches. I am getting taller (maybe).
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more like 4 feet and 10 1/4 inch. And you might be, but if you want me to be honest, not by much.
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Shaddup. >3> It's not a crime to be short. ANd you aren't exactly Mr. Tall either,
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Yes it is. You can be jailed for being short in third world countries, like Arizona. ANd touche.
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I'm definetley out of midget-range (I think it's 4'6"). So I'm of acceptable height. And yes. >_>
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but you're gonna be one of the scariest 4 foot tall seniors out there. make all the taller freshman pay for making fun of you by beating the shot out of them.
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I'M 4 FOOT 11 INCHES!!!! ONE MORE INCH AND I'M NOT THAT SHORT!!
...That actually sounds fun.
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ah, but you still will be that short. you won't be "that 4 foot tall" girl, but you will still be that short girl.
and I know right? It'll be a blast, you just have to wait a few months to start beating up freshman.
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5 foot is average. At least I'm taller than a few people.
Ehh, my dad does strength training with me. >:3 Don't underestimate my capabilities to throw a punch.
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You're taller than my sisters if you're really 4' 11''.
Well, you can't exactly throw foil wrap at me very hard, but I won't underestimate your punch.
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