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ReaTurd
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[2016-12-03 11:00:42 +0000 UTC]
"Faggots"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 91; Deviations: 52; Watchers: 12
Watching: 68; Pageviews: 5017; Comments Made: 78; Friends: 68
# Interests
Favorite movies: Kung pow: Enter the fist, the original Oldboy, ( I like comedy and I like violence, nudity is also a plus)Favorite TV shows: Drawn together, Tripp tank, South Park, etc.
Favorite bands / musical artists: Third eye blind, dying fetus, the gorillas, deftones, the wood brothers, flight of the conchords.
Favorite books: Pathfinder by Orson Scott Card, king killer chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss, the rangers apprentice by John Flanagan, battlefield earth by Hubbard, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, idk.. there's a lot of good books
Favorite writers: The guy who wrote the most fucked up thing I've ever read. A fan fiction about Mickey Mouse raping his dog Pluto and the abusive, cannibalistic, raping and murder of other beloved Disney characters... yeah, idk his name but he's definitely my favorite.
Favorite games: Of all time? legend of dragoon π Elder scrolls, fable, dragon age, conkers bad fur day, Zelda, most of the ff games, eternal sonata, heavenly sword, bioshock, dead space, soul caliber, god of war, prince of Persia, gauntlet legends, etc.
Favorite gaming platform: Play station, used to like Nintendo, back when they were still cool.
Tools of the Trade: I'm an engineer
Other Interests: I decorate cakes, turning any possible object, food or thing into a phallus, bustin rhymes about my balls, idk... I'm pretty open minded about things honestly.
# About me
Meh, not a professional, but I love to draw, sculp, and just make things. Even tried cake decorating for a bit. Never taken classes, of any kind. I have no structure, but will gladly take some constructive criticism. Just a hobbyist, but also trying to get better. Maybe achieve the #1 task on my seventh grade bucket list: release a cartoon porno magazine. Sorry if I don't talk much, I usually always try to reply, but it ends up as long and as awkwardly written, as this. Then I just erase it all and stay in my safe zone.# Comments
Comments: 35
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Heyo long time no see. What have you been up to?
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Not much just working a lot. 
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I am doing well just working like a dog and sweat'n like a hog. Remodeling is super busy work and sometimes I don't even get time for myself, but all and all I am just ok
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Oh jeez. I'm sorry DX I know that's annoying, my ex had a painting business, I helped with that and then my grandparents have flipped a couple houses.... Not work I ever want to do haha π I'll stick with food... I've been super busy too though. Our new store opens in a week and a half. xDΒ
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Nah it don't bite too bad till the even'n when we all settle down for supper. Besides that I do get a swell work out and freash air. Even in the winter we just keep haul'n. Paint'n is fun ya just need a good sprayer, a carboard screen, and a 24 foot ladder an you can reach anywhere. My favorite kind of job is fence building. I love digging out and plumming up the wooden or metal posts. This was the only year we've not had a single fencing job. What kinda shop are ya'll opening?
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Hahah I couldn't do that. Haha chicken wings. π We do burtitos right now. It's like a Chipotle. Come paint my houseΒ
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Sweet I love burtitos my and my family love making them and making sopapias!
I gotta see your house before I paint. Then I send you the papers. ^^
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What are sopqpias? Or whatever. Haha papers for what?Β
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sopapillas are the best food ever. You fill them with cheese, honey, beef, chicken, or coated in powder sugar. They are deep fried bread that is cooked in the oven and loaded with lard. My favorite food by far.
I need to write you a bid/contract on painting your house if you want me to. I also would need to measure the outside of your house to estimate how many gallons of paint will be needed.
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Lmao I was just kidding.
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Lol but they are super good! And my mom makes them every so often.
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Tell her to make me some, so I can try π 
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I will curtenly try. But I don't have your adress, or where in the world you are. So I might just end up eating them.
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Thanks alot for the watch, favs, point, and comments
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MORE?!?! THANKS ALOT!!!
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^^ so what's your day been entailed with?
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Extreme laziness. And internet!!
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Hahaha π you're sillyππ thank you very much. I <3 you and your words. Haha
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Awww π I want coffee. Lol so I don't think you had the right account. I don't even have a notification. my name is all lowercase If that makes a difference.
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Aww... one day you'll fine I'm just as barren as you.
I'm an empty shell.
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Or just waiting to die... π
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