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RoTTeNBC
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[2009-12-26 05:09:25 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 232; Deviations: 25; Watchers: 9
Watching: 28; Pageviews: 4916; Comments Made: 1068; Friends: 28
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: CucumberFavorite movies: BEOWULF
Favorite TV shows: LOST
Favorite bands / musical artists: BEATLES
Favorite books: GOOD ONES
Favorite writers: GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
Favorite games: PROMISING ONES
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: INFORMATION
Other Interests: CODING
# About me
I see your taxes are lacking in muffins.How sad.
I'd prefer you to live.
# Comments
Comments: 118
when life gives u lemonade
u make
JELLY-FILLED ERECTION NUTS
NOW GO!
GRACE PASSERBY WITH YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE
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Oh. Oh my. I shall. I will. I WILL DO AS YOU HAVE TOLD ME TO DO.
I will not let you down
I promise
I won't fail
Probably will, deal
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SHUT UP
i retain all awesome despite that monumental lie
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Tis a lie is what you be speaking in. I DEMAND more updates you fool.
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also, good internet anytime soon
we need one more person for LoL teaaammsss
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Eh, fine. And not for awhile.
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I just had to say, OH MY SWEET JEBUS I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC! Whatevery that animal may be, it is amazing. XD
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I refer you to the nonexistent journal highlighting my few encounters with the beast.
If that doesn't help, then see below.
I managed to cage one in an invisible box, and beam it into unreality, forever trapping it in the interweb.
What, precisely, it is is largely a mystery.
Some say it's a figment of our imagination, made due to an acute lack of awesome. Others believe it's a divine animal, directly descended from Olaf, the Bromeedian Bruiser from some game I play. Still others think it to be a deformed ice cream cone with absurdly puny legs.
All agree that the proper term for it would be "rainbow sheep".
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Yes, my initial inclination was to call at a rainbow sheep, but, having actual sheep, I decided it looked more like a clown wig come to life than a sheep. I do decidedly love it though.
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jaja
you're chasing love!
it shows in your artwork; a delightful sight if any there were!
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ahaha maybe
I always say that ยซ I fallen in love with the "love" ยป
anyway thanx again ^^
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Everyone below this line is jelly
ANTI JELLY SHEILD-----------------------------
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it is extremely ineffectual!
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For your kindly fav, allow me to bestow upon you a llama badge.
Wear it with pride, bouncy rainbow sheep.
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I AM HONORED.
YOUR TRIBUTE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN.
I WILL FATHER AN ARMY THE LIKES OF WHICH NONE HAVE KNOWN.
AND IT WILL HAVE RAINBOWS APLENTY.
APLENTY
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i could of sworn i commented on this!
alas.
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Merry Christmas, Random Person!
Have a llama!
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Offly kind of you, stranger.
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thanks for the help with my rukia sketch. finished a new one and i hope you enjoy it
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Anytime!
And that goes for both the enjoyment and aid.
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The Pokemon Rap
Your Kakuna is hard,
But I rhyme like a bard,
Ain't no chance in hell,
you'll survive until the bell,
Bug types are weak,
so your outlook is bleak,
Looks like you're out of verses,
so we'll be callin in the hearses,
Bitch I be flying and water,
ain't no combo hotter,
By the time you're hittin,
I'll be spittin,
Such a slow pace,
you're gonna lose this race,
Dude you'll just wind up like your slowbro,
your momma's ugly and your girlfriend's a hoe,
So, you figured out my weaknesses, aren't you quite the detective,
I've still got Thunder, and it's super effective!
So your HP is dropping and your slowpoke's just fainted,
I've still got a charizard, would you like to get acquainted?
Magikarp's, but after evolution...
You become the problem, and I'm the solution.
Gyarados has almost fainted, But I got a super potion,
You may think you're the boss, but it's time for your demotion,
Imma fuck shit up in the ocean,
Leave you so alone, your only friend's your hand lotion!
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I will now direct you to the appropriate response.
[link]
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I hereby declare thee forever condemned to eternal servitude.
Also animated rainbows.
In common, we share much.
-A welcome from Yours Truly
Blah, late reply.
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....fancy talk XD I feel speical.
Lol but thank you ^^
rainbows!~
Its all good XD
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It is not oft that I am thanked for enslaving...
Must be some fetish for shackles or something.
That's pretty weird man.
Rainbows>Civilization
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GAZE INTO MY CHOCOLATE EYES
LET MY MUSIC STERILISE
GIVE TO ME YOUR HARD-EARNED COIN
I'LL SHARE WITH YOU MY TORTURED GROIN
WHAT YOU'RE FEELING IS NOT WEIRD
YOU WANT TO BURROW IN MY BEARD
GAZE UPON MY CHISELED ABS
I NO LONGER HAVE THE CRABS
MY RHYMES WILL GRAB BY THE THROAT
AND RIDE YOU LIKE A STURDY GOAT
I WILL DROWN YOU IN MY SCENT
WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT
I AM A WHORE OF SOME RENOWN
YOUR BUTTOCKS ARE MY HUNTING GROUND
I AM A MANWHORE WITHOUT PEER
ABSORBING SEX FROM THE ATMOSPHERE
OHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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LOVE AS LARGE AS BRONTOSAURUS
PASSION LIKE A BLEEDING WALRUS
OUR LOVE IS REAL IT'S NO MIRAGE
WANT TO LOCK YOU IN MY GARAGE
CLIMB UPON MY TRUSTY STEED
LATER YOU WILL TASTE MY SEED
THIS HEART OF MINE IS YOURS TO CAPTURE
FROM NOW UNTIL VELOCIRAPTURE
I WIELD MY PASSION LIKE AN AXE
IT'S WARM AND GOOEY JUST LIKE WAX
YOU CANNOT TAME SUCH JUICY LUST
CAN YOU WITHSTAND MY MANLY MUSK?
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I MUST EAT YOGHURT OFF OF YOU
KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER HOLD BACK
THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SMOKE THE CRACK
MY... FATHER NEVER LOVED ME
OH... UH OH... OH... OH... OH HO... OH...
LOVE IS LIKE A RIPENED SQUID
IT STINKS WITH LIMP APPENDAGES
YOU SCRATCH THE RASH THAT'S ON MY ASS
THE ITCH ONLY LOVE CAN SURPASS
YOGHURT'S DISH BEST SERVED CHILLED
FORGOT TO GET MY PRESCRIPTION FILLED
TONIGHT I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU
THEN WE WILL PREPARE A STEW
JUST LIE DOWN AND LET ME TOUCH
I PROMISE YOU IT WON'T HURT MUCH
STALK LIKE A LIZARD OF THE NIGHT
COME CLOSER, FERNANDO WON'T BITE
TEARS AND SCREAMS OF PAIN AND PLEASURE
ARE GIFTS WE WILL SHARE FOREVER
DRENCHED DEEP IN SWEATY BRIME
IS THIS BLOOD YOURS OR MINE?
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well that was an interesting conversation.....
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