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SarcasticCupcake5 ♀️ [31087618] [2014-05-01 03:51:20 +0000 UTC] "the cupcake writes..occasionally" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1333; Deviations: 355; Watchers: 305

Watching: 8; Pageviews: 28937; Comments Made: 3075; Friends: 8

# Interests

Favorite TV shows: Law and Order. Criminal Minds. NCIS.
Other Interests: Reading. Writing. Drawing. Anything and everything crime fiction!

# About me


Just a cupcake who writes some stuff.



I'm honored to have received three Daily Deviations, I've been completely shocked every time, and I appreciate it like you could not believe.

And here are the pieces that have earned a DD.


Imaginary FriendI sat on the plush rug, waiting patiently for Delilah. Everyday after school she would meet me in the treehouse to talk. She had purposefully picked a place that symbolized childhood. A treehouse forgotten when its own children had grown up. I worried quite a bit about my dear Delilah, she had a darkness following her precise and delicate movements. She tiptoed around the word, but I still knew. There was a reason she was stuck in her rather immature ways.

Right on time, exactly 3:17, I saw her charcoal hair peek around the make-shift curtain. "Brandon!" I love the way she smiled at me as if we didn't see each other every day. She knew I'd b Planetary ProblemsIt was impossible to wash the stink of pollution off her surface, but she tried every date night. Earth was waiting on Pluto to arrive for dinner and a movie. She was always late because she insisted on living in the middle of nowhere. None of the other planets approved of their relationship, seeing as Earth's inhabitants had removed Pluto from their planet list. Earth chuckled, accidentally creating an earthquake that destroyed a small island. They had no idea there were twenty nine official planets, Pluto included.

Pluto arrived, giving her a quick kiss that gave the American midwest a mid-summers freeze. "Ready?"

"Of course. I thought we Witches' CookbookINTRODUCTION:
Enchanting entrees.

So it’s early Sunday evening, you're sitting at home,
tuning your broom or watching the new episode of "Witches' New Wardrobe".
Suddenly you get a text from your boyfriend saying he and
his parents will be there at seven, and he cannot wait to see you.
We've all been there! You've just forgotten about the most important dinner
of this century, and you only have two hours before your guests arrive.
Well, I can't help you clean the eye of newt out of your hair, but I know an easy entree that will put the future in laws in your good graces.

Chunky Mushroom Brew

Start with a simple mixture of water Two Are OneAs far back as he could remember, there had been two voices in his head. One was his own, his conscious, his inner thoughts. The other belonged to someone else.

In his earliest memory of the other voice, he was sitting in his playroom, surrounded by colorful blocks. He was wearing overalls and a teddy bear T-shirt. The baby sitter was laying on the couch, giggling girlishly into the phone, simultaneously twirling her hair and the phone cord. “No, Mommy! Stop it, Mommy!” When he looked around, he couldn’t locate the screaming. But it bounced around his skull, pleading for help. Confused, he pounced on the sitter, sobbing and




Crime drama/mystery/murder novel fan.


# Comments

Comments: 582

DylanCArt [2023-11-12 17:02:22 +0000 UTC]

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PipsqueakUnbound [2023-07-08 17:06:56 +0000 UTC]

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to PipsqueakUnbound [2023-07-08 23:49:45 +0000 UTC]

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b4k4-san [2021-07-11 03:42:34 +0000 UTC]

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to b4k4-san [2021-07-11 04:14:10 +0000 UTC]

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MobiusMortis [2021-07-08 04:15:54 +0000 UTC]

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to MobiusMortis [2021-07-08 04:18:56 +0000 UTC]

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LionesseRampant [2021-07-06 08:06:28 +0000 UTC]

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to LionesseRampant [2021-07-07 04:53:44 +0000 UTC]

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GzanyKat [2018-11-21 03:17:04 +0000 UTC]

Thx for the llama trade please if you can, check all my gallery!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to GzanyKat [2018-11-21 04:25:44 +0000 UTC]

You’re welcome. ^^

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GzanyKat In reply to SarcasticCupcake5 [2018-11-23 01:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Have a nice day o3o

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permanence-in-flux [2017-07-09 06:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favorite   

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to permanence-in-flux [2017-07-09 07:16:36 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. ^^

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starlight879 [2017-07-01 23:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!!!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to starlight879 [2017-07-02 01:41:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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KennethToft [2017-07-01 18:59:31 +0000 UTC]

I wish you a very happy birthday
with lots of fun and friends

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to KennethToft [2017-07-01 19:54:34 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. ^^

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suburbantimewaster [2017-07-01 18:01:21 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to suburbantimewaster [2017-07-01 19:54:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! 

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suburbantimewaster In reply to SarcasticCupcake5 [2017-07-01 19:54:40 +0000 UTC]

No prob.

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julianwrob [2017-02-22 22:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for llama bro X3

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to julianwrob [2017-02-22 23:13:26 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! 

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julianwrob In reply to SarcasticCupcake5 [2017-02-23 09:42:30 +0000 UTC]

:3 (>3<) <3

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Vixerlen [2017-01-15 04:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Hello! Thanks so much for joining enjoy your stay~

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to Vixerlen [2017-01-15 06:53:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I will!

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shadenatoWDF [2016-12-06 03:51:27 +0000 UTC]

I know this is a random question but what is writing to you? What does it mean to you guys? Is it a vent for your emotion? Or is it just a way to show off your creativity?

How does writing benefit the community? How does it impact people? What impact does it make? Is it just empty words on a piece of paper?

Now, the hardest question: How will writing benefit a school? Of course, if you are good at writing and win writing contests, your writing skill will benefit the school since you are winning for them, but how else can writing be important to a school?

I'd like to know your thoughts about this! Especially your thoughts on the hardest question.

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xeptimuz [2016-10-23 04:04:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama ( > w <)

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to xeptimuz [2016-10-23 04:06:47 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. ^^

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Static-Flicker [2016-09-20 20:54:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to Static-Flicker [2016-09-20 22:03:10 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. 

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Metanaito-kyou [2016-09-11 01:06:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama! Right back at 'cha!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to Metanaito-kyou [2016-09-11 01:17:56 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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FoxofEbony [2016-08-28 21:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to FoxofEbony [2016-08-28 22:06:29 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome.

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mirage2000 [2016-08-28 18:33:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for lama, send one in return!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to mirage2000 [2016-08-28 19:01:49 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

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FieryDownpour479 [2016-08-06 19:59:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favorite! It really means a lot to me

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to FieryDownpour479 [2016-08-06 20:21:32 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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inkedacrylic [2016-07-31 19:04:56 +0000 UTC]

thank you for faving my writing!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to inkedacrylic [2016-07-31 19:07:29 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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musica-nota [2016-07-28 02:12:29 +0000 UTC]

I love you stories, it's nice to find another writer on Deviant Art who isn't focused on poetry. 

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to musica-nota [2016-07-28 02:23:00 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! ^^

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MMBaird [2016-07-28 00:38:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to MMBaird [2016-07-28 00:49:33 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome!

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Vellichorias [2016-07-27 20:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Your work is amazing!

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to Vellichorias [2016-07-27 20:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Vellichorias In reply to SarcasticCupcake5 [2016-07-27 21:34:12 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. It's absolutely fantastic written. I love it

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lealsfeels [2016-07-20 22:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite! 

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SarcasticCupcake5 In reply to lealsfeels [2016-07-20 22:44:13 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome! 

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