Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-10-31 23:54:21 +0000 UTC]

HAPPEH HALLOWEENS TO YOU, TWO.

Was it 'Say Happpy Halloween insync' day or something, for all of them are exactly 7 hours ago. o_o

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-11-01 00:20:07 +0000 UTC]

SKY! 8D
Thanks!

Indeed, for we have ESP. ;D

Which reminds me, did you get the ghostie-platypus/anime-shemale I sent you? Those fuckers down at fed-ex don't know how to work ESP, so I had to team up with Chad and find out a way to send it.

But let's not discuss Chad.
It's a *cough* bit of a long story.

Why yes, I am planning on running that joke into the ground, thank you very much.

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-11-01 00:32:40 +0000 UTC]

Ohmaigosh. O:
DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU CAN TALK TO ALIENZZZ?

Yeah, I got it two days ago. I have it hanging up on my mantel. Makes a nice centre piece for the room, y'know?

B-b-but, does Chad like cookies? I think I should send him one for helping you by helping me. Dat means he's helpful. (:

When it runs to the ground, make sure you don't kill it! D:

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-11-01 00:47:13 +0000 UTC]

But of course, there was a Mexican guy I talked to the other day.

...Oh wait you mean the OTHER kind of aliens.
You know, those ones, over there~
I'll have to consult Chad's brother, Bob on that one.
Who's Bob?
Bob~
You know, that one, over there, by the corner store, next to old-in-timer Jenkins, shakin' his fist, and hangin' out with the young boys in the neighborhood.
...I should probably stop him, but he seems like a nice feller, he promises all the little boys candy and invites them inside.
...Wait...

I always thought it would clash with a fuzzeh kitteh, but when put next to a dandeh ol' "That's what she said" poster, it can work wonders for any guest room.

I gave him a cookie once.
He did things to it...
Horrid, horrid, things, that should never be spoken of again by people, for they would break the boundaries of the earth and polute the minds of the young children and make them turn to all the diet soda and ginger snaps makin' youngins of today all wild...

...So no, I don't believe he does.

But killing things is just what I do, y'know?
I enjoy messing things up.
Just like Platypus'-pie-people-*dies*

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Skymelodies In reply to Iceqween44 [2010-10-31 23:53:20 +0000 UTC]

Happy Halloween to you too, dearie. ^_^

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Skymelodies In reply to DreamWriter99 [2010-10-31 23:53:06 +0000 UTC]

Happy Halloween back, Abbs~ :33

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Skymelodies In reply to DreamWriter99 [2010-10-16 05:35:08 +0000 UTC]

Awww, thanks Abbs. <3

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Skymelodies In reply to English-Tea123 [2010-10-16 05:34:54 +0000 UTC]

I dunno.
How YEH doin'? ;D

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English-Tea123 In reply to Skymelodies [2010-10-16 13:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Eating freaking spagetti at 9:00 in the morning.

So earlyyyy

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Skymelodies In reply to English-Tea123 [2010-10-17 04:03:42 +0000 UTC]

I baked a cake at 11 at night.
And now I'm all jacked up from the frostttting~ :'D

I can conquer the world! >8D
One cake at a time, of course. ^_^

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English-Tea123 In reply to Skymelodies [2010-10-17 04:33:42 +0000 UTC]

Frosty goodness. Mmmmyah.

Good luck with that....But first you'll have to get through my.....


LAZER EYE-VISION.

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Skymelodies In reply to LightningMadness [2010-10-16 05:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey! ^_^
Sorry, I was gone for a while. Like... 10 days. XDDD

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LightningMadness In reply to Skymelodies [2010-10-16 20:28:38 +0000 UTC]

hello

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Skymelodies In reply to LightningMadness [2010-10-17 04:12:17 +0000 UTC]

What's up? :3

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LightningMadness In reply to Skymelodies [2010-10-18 02:35:33 +0000 UTC]

noting

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Skymelodies In reply to LightningMadness [2010-10-31 23:56:30 +0000 UTC]

HAPPEH HALLOWEENZ. :'DD

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LightningMadness In reply to Skymelodies [2010-11-01 19:58:21 +0000 UTC]

to you too

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-09-28 00:23:51 +0000 UTC]

I still have a pulse in this zombeh arm of mine. C:<
Because I guess zombies have a pulse? o_o

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-09-28 00:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! :'D
They do in certain westorian locations in the mountains of Canadian Canada.

Which brings me to my next topic, WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN? D=

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-09-28 00:35:56 +0000 UTC]

I shall go on a scavenger hunt in search for the zombies! 8D

I don't know, for the same reason I can't own a gingerbread man? D:
But in my case I'd eat him, which would refer to as cannibalism. ^_^

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-09-28 00:57:11 +0000 UTC]

Cannibalistic Zombies For teh win.

WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL?
The government's always bringin' me down. I blame them for Kee Dollar Sign Ha's stardom. Bloody wankers...

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-09-28 01:04:30 +0000 UTC]

Aren't all zombies cannibals, though?
Because they eat humans. AND other zombehs! ^_^

BECAUSE THEY'RE OUT TO GET US. THAT'S WHY.
I like to blame everyone else but myself. It works like a charm /every/ time. ;D

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-09-28 01:41:58 +0000 UTC]

I read somewhere that zombies do enjoy their healthy dose of humans every now and again, particularly a good brain. They also enjoy children's card games, but that's a different story entirely.

DAMN LEGAL SYSTEM!
I personally like to blame all this hip-and-happenin' rap music all the young people are listening to these days. IT FUCKS WITH THEIR MINDS AND GIVES 'UM TOOTH DECAY. THEN DENTISTS TAKE THEIR MONEY AND USE IT TO BUILD A CANNON TO DESTROY THE CITY!
RAP MUSIC KILLS PEOPLE, HEAR THAT LIL WAYNE? I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-09-28 01:50:40 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to try that diet. I heard it's good to lower your blood pressure. You know us hipster with our heart problems. If I could be young again...

DAMN 95% OF SOCIETY!
You blame them, I'll blame the chesee company. They put all these different meds in the cow, like sleeping pills, and roofies, and other things.
THEY'RE GIVING US ROOFIE CHEESE SANDWICHES!

Ohgawdthatfeltsogood.

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-09-28 01:55:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah, kids these days. I rememba back in the day, I was star of the football and track teams, now I can't go anywhere without the arthritis kickin' in. Gotta take it all in stride.

Those drugging bastards need to go back to Russia so the Canadians can teach them a lesson or two.
...wait...

Alsothat'swhatshesaid. =3

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-09-28 02:03:06 +0000 UTC]

And bread was only a mere nickel! Dear Mama would always let me listen to that fancy radio contraption with the knobs and would play that Frank Sinatra fellow. Don't I dare wrinkle my lace, either, because that servant we had would have my head!

Wait... I think this is /too/ far back...
For punishment, they could listen to some of that thar rap music. They shall pay for their sins. PAY FOR THEM!

Andohsnap,yougotmethar. ;D

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-09-28 02:26:17 +0000 UTC]

I remember when I was a wee lad, we would go down to the park and play some cricket, but we shant be home after the street lights went off, then our folks would be mighty peeved and take away our dear ol' top hats. Then we'd go out back to see Ol' Yeller weave he platypus a-

Where was I going with this...
YES! AFTER ONE TWO MANY SHAWTY'S AND FLAVA FLAVE'S WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY, MWAHAHAHAHA!

Thatcouldalsobewhatshesaid.
Yajusthavetothinkhardenough.
Whichcanalsobetakensexually.
;D

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Skymelodies In reply to MattOlMaiteh [2010-10-02 05:09:05 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, good times. Let's relive them in reenactment classes! 8D
I'll get the fake mustaches!
(Sidenote, but I wonder what they make them out of? o_o )

WOAH. THE GALAXY INCLUDES EARTH, RIGHT? THAT'S PRETTY HARDCORE. AND THE STARS, ALSO? WE SHOULD TAKE IT IN OUR HONOR TO NAME ALL THE STARS. LIKE. ALL OF THEM.

Shesandhessayalotofpervertedthings.
Butthenagain,thisisAmerica.
Everyonehereisprettyfrickenperverted.
Don'tgetmewrong,Ifitrightin! 8D

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MattOlMaiteh In reply to Skymelodies [2010-10-02 15:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Fake mustaches are made out of awesomeness.
Essentially meaning they are made out of Platypus.
...Meaning I'm responsible for the death of one Platypus...
...DAMN YOU AMERICA, YOU'VE DESTROYED MY MORALS YET AGAIN, I SHALL MOUNT YOU ON MY WALL I TELLS YA, AND GILBERT GOTTFRIED DOES NOT LIKE NEIGH-

Wait, what was I goin' on about...?

... YUS.
WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THE STARS?
I SAY EITHER PHILONEUS OR SASSAFRAS.

BECAUSE THOSE WORDS ARE FUN TO SAY.

Onegoodthingaboutamericans.
Theyareallincrediblyperveh.
Wemaybegettingclosetoworldsdumbestcountry,butthoseRussiansenvyourPervItellsya!
Nowlet'sgofindoutwhatthealmighty'she'hastosaynext.

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Skymelodies In reply to chickenmcnuggie [2010-09-28 00:23:18 +0000 UTC]

That's because I haven't been on in forever. ;D
Because my presents brings too much great joy to others as they are near me. I'd hate for things to get out of hand.

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