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Snooflanti-tatuna
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[2011-10-21 17:43:27 +0000 UTC]
"Greetings from Snoofles"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 7; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 1
Watching: 0; Pageviews: 2116; Comments Made: 5; Friends: 0
# Interests
Favorite writers: Stephanie Meyer who inspired the masterpiece Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward CullenOther Interests: Gay rights, goth clubs, dancing, partying, gay love, butt sex, butt buddies, taking drugs(pills), and snorting cocaine.
# About me
Hi, my name is Snooflanti-tatuna, but you can call me Snoofles. I'm a panda bear currently living in Forks Washington. It can get cold, yes, but so can the forest of china at the reserve. I don't enjoy living in a Panda Reserve. You see, they forced me to mate with other female pandas in the reserve. I don't like to have sex with females. Why, you ask? I'm gay and they didn't exactly allow me to have sex with the males at the reserve. In fact, when I tried one time they beat me. Communist aren't exactly know for their kindness.In short, I'm not a fan of panda reserves, communism, or sex with females, so off to North America I went.
