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TheUltamate
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[2006-11-05 00:42:00 +0000 UTC]
"Making one continuous mistake."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 602; Deviations: 104; Watchers: 59
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 48773; Comments Made: 8170; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: MC EscherFavorite movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, District 9, Robo Vampire, Kindergarten Cop, Con Air, Battleship
Favorite TV shows: Adventure Time, Mythbusters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Favorite bands / musical artists: Rush, mewithoutYou, Yes, Cloudkicker, Unexpect, Eluveitie
Favorite books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, It, the Garrett PI series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Gods
Favorite writers: Douglas Adams, HP Lovecraft, Stephen King, Peter Chimaera, EE Cummings, Seanbaby, Neil Gaiman
Favorite games: Pikmin, The Legend of Zelda, Minecraft, Luigi's Mansion, Team Fortress 2, Spore
Favorite gaming platform: Virtual Boy
Tools of the Trade: .5 size lead mechanical pencil, notebook, too much free time
Other Interests: Hating everything, baby punching, action chemistry
# About me
ABOUT COMMISSIONS AND REQUESTSI don't do requests, but I might be interested in writing a commission. Send me a note if you want to discuss it.
I do a lot of things. Here is where you can find my writings and the odd comic I produce.
My blog is I Hate Everything , which is mostly about me hating everything.
Paramus Catholic is an ambient post-noise band I'm a part of. Listen to and download our first album (for free!) here, like us on Facebook here, and visit the Tumblr we for some reason have here.
I'm TheUltamate on Steam, but all I do is play TF2 at FTP skill levels, so I'm never online.
You can find some MIDI music I write on my Newgrounds page (which is mostly for confusing the twelve year olds with metal that isn't Avenged Sevenfold) or my Soundcloud page .
You can also find my fanfiction on Archive of our Own if you're a hipster like that.
Some of my friends and I have a YouTube channel used for shitty short films.
I almost never use Pesterchum but I'm theUltamate on it.
# Comments
Comments: 572
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Thank you for the 
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I missed your birthday, unacceptable, here's some cake to make up for it
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This is...unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
Seriously though, no big deal. Thanks for the cake, it was delicious.
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No problem, I'm glad you liked it.
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Thank you for favouriting Jesus Flexamundo! ;D I appreciate the support.
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Hey, Devan! It's Samantha. I just rediscovered your dA account.
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It's hard to forget a name like Ilaezha. It's a good one, and I'm glad someone actually knows what zh does.
So basically around here you'll find my writings; most of it fanfiction. It's my Usual Approach to writing things, so I'd say read the first chapter of Grocery Day/What Happened or Gray and Stately to get the idea. If the Usual Approach won't work for Scary Ass Mime Story, let me know and I can be a bit more bleak and less Douglas Adams.
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Jesus dick the length of time in which I haven't updated is disgusting. I really need to do something now that I've been called out on it.
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Well, I suppose that lays to rest my worries XD I would be thrilled to see some new work from you
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Working on it, my good sir. I don't know how you feel about the Homestuck fanfiction, but hey, it's better than nothing.
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Don't know why I never responded to this
I don't even know what Homestuck is.
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Well, I could describe it to you in detail, but that would take a few paragraphs. I'll just say it's a sort of story-comic-game-Flash-interactive and it's pretty awesome. It's been the subject of my fanfiction for a while now, since, surprise surprise, it's actually much easier to write in a vague, open-ended AU than the confined universe that is Mata Nui. Well, that and the trolls are awesome
Should you want to take the time to read it, it's here . Be warned, reading Homestuck is a hefty time investment once the plot really starts moving forward.
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Oh, not much; same shit, different day, you know? I haven't been spending a whole lot of time on dA (which you've probably noticed), and that short time is usually to favorite a piece of Homestuck fanart that wanders into my inbox.
Anything new with you?
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Apparently I forget to respond to things even more than I used to now
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Augh, and apparently, I'm no better!
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Fear not. Your reply took a mere three days, whereas mine had taken more than four months ._.
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HEY
HEY YOU
How are you?
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haha. oh god. this is from sooo long ago.
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Hello, number one~
I am the epitome of bored. So look, deviantART!
Did you miss me yet? xD
: )
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Why, hello, Four. I didn't think you'd actually get another one!
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Awwwh, Four. I like that xD
I GOT ONE SO I COULD STALK YOU OBVS. Well actually it was mostly because I'm bored all the friggin' time nowadays and another internet time-waster is always welcome.
PS: you should note me your yahoo~ I can add it to msn apparently.
PPS: I FOUND MY PHONE AND IT IS WORKING (MOST OF THE TIME). I am more than stoked on that fact.
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Uh, what was your MSN again?
At least you found yours. I tried to buy a new one, but GUESS WHAT the line is disconnected so my father has to go reactivate it and ARGH.
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lena.davidson@hotmail.com
Scared to send me your yahoo? haha
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Haha, no. I just have a terrible memory for names/numbers/addresses/etc.
absol359@yahoo.com
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I ADDED YOU :3
Now I wait for you to come online so I can bug you~
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Ah BUT WAIT
It seems Two was a jackass and downloaded MSN Messenger onto my computer WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, so now I have it.
I suppose I should just use it.
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HAHA YEAH HE DID. I told him to >:3c
But I would like to add that when I told him to, he said "way ahead of you, already downloading."
So I am not the *evilest* one in this situation.
ADD ME~
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Well I did but I have found myself LOATHING MSN WITH A PASSION, so I don't think I will ever use it and will probably at some point delete it.
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HOW CAN YOU LOATHE MSN? HOW? HOW???
Just log in every time you're online and I will talk to you and convince you to love it~ bring you to the dark side >: )
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Too late. It has forever been banished to the vast abyss that is the Recycle Bin, and from there, destruction.
It will not be missed.
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Oh you cruel, cruel, human.
PS: my cake is out of the oven :3 it looks and smells deeelish. Not sure about the taste yet though.
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Well, hopefully it wasn't dreadful. How was it?
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It was pretty good, actually!
I mean it was too thick and really heavy but honestly it tasted pretty deelish. And the icing is supah good too~
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I'm here to thank you again for the watch! I greatly appreciate it. ;]
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No problem! 
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XD Thank youuuu! Just keep drawing and practicing and you will improve. I know that's what everyone says, but it's true.
Also drawing classes. Drawing classes are super helpful and loads of fun! :]
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