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ThisNeedsAName
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[2012-08-03 08:15:16 +0000 UTC]
"can we not"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 893; Deviations: 126; Watchers: 18
Watching: 9; Pageviews: 6399; Comments Made: 346; Friends: 9
# Interests
Favorite movies: but im a cheerleaderFavorite TV shows: TV doesn't do it these days
Favorite bands / musical artists: Usually women tbh
Favorite books: Been reading Sins of the Mother
Favorite writers: Michael Crichton
Favorite games: Minecraft
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: Paint, pencil, pen
Other Interests: Anime, music, pop culture, politics, psychology, history
# Comments
Comments: 72
of course <3!! keep up the good work
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i should have known you'd be a total dork
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screams loudly and for a solid two minutes
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can you do that in our next scene plz
the audience would love it
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im gonna propose a new game: me, screaming constantly. sometimes loud, sometimes soft. the problem is when i faint due to lack of oxygen and the solution is when i wake up and scream again
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Raising the stakes is the part where confused audience members literally call 911 when you don't wake up in time.
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its not a judged event but we'll def get risque points anyway
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Don't stop there. We'll take it to the CIG. We'll take it to the international competitions. No one will know how we pull it off, but everyone present will know that we did.
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judges wont know what to do w themselves, other competitors are throwing raging fits, and all the while, im still there, screaming
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The event becomes a worldwide news story. People line up in dingy bars just to catch a glimpse of you screaming on the screen. The next morning it's an Internet sensation. Screaming t-shirts. Screaming mugs. Screaming memeing. There's a scream convention held a month later that has nothing to do with the horror genre. Screaming becomes the new "in" trend. The old-timers are appalled, but youth flock to your endless screeching just begging to be on your level.
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but they cant. i have become so tolerant i can breathe thru my nose and scream at the same time. im always screaming, i dont need to eat anymore. i feed on the attention. i feed on the screams. the popes of the world call me the queen of the damned, and i would thank them if they could understand my screams. but few can. those who can do not listen long, their ears begin to bleed if they do it for too long.
the human race has come into a new era
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The confused masses begin to theorize that something supernatural is behind this. The Popes try to deny it, but to no avail. It begins as a niche theory, but rapidly spreads throughout the world -- suddenly, you're swarmed by media attention. People have decided that there must be meaning. The most popular theory is that you speak the words of God, unintelligible because one cannot perceive the language that a higher being speaks. Communities fight voraciously over which deity is speaking through you, but most people now have at least an opinion on the subject.
Analysts begin examining your scream levels for patterns.
Your shitty t-shirt sales increase ten-fold.
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the analysts cant find anything. soon they go mad, and the more people who listen too intently the more go mad.
it soons becomes an epidemic, like a zombie apacolypse but worth.
movies begin to be made
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No one can come to the movies because it spreads the disease. It gets five stars anyway because everyone is too afraid to go see it now.
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the disease has spread so far it becomes the new apocalypse. john greene is working on his generic YA fantasy about a white boy and white girl falling in love in the wake of the apocalpyse. it becomes a best seller
my screaming gets louder
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Only the white boy in the film screams constantly and the girl keeps going on about how deep the meaning of his screams is.
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it inspires thousands of copycats hoping to find their own manic dream pixie girl
soon i am forgotten
a legend dies
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but you will always be remembered in the hearts of hipsters my screaming friend
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Ahaha, found you! (It's Taelyr. XD) AND OH MY GOODNESS YOU LIKE UNDERTALE?!?!
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laughs YEAH im huge trash esp for my sons (all of them theyre all my son)
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I REEEEEAAAALLY like Flowey, and Isaac hates me for it. X'D (omfg I know that feel)
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yeah!!! genocide run frisk (or chara) is my all time fave i love them
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Gotta love the evil guys, bro! They're always the coolest! XD
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they usually make the most interesting concepts too!
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I KNOW RIGHT?! Evil dudes are the best. =w=
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Thank you for the Watch, fellow Homestucker!Β Β
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Ahhhh thank you so much for the watch bby Β I really appreciate it <333
If you like my art feel free to check me out onΒ YouTubeΒ , TumblrΒ , orΒ FacebookΒ Β Β //shamelessly advertises LOL
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no problem man ur rlly great!!!
I already follow ur tumblr so I'll check out the other two ;w;
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haha thanks again love for the support~!
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Thanks for the watch!
BTW, I'm currently offering commissions right nowΒ
if you're curious I can send you more info! ;D
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thanks bae ;w;!!
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ahhhh thank you!!!
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You're always welcome!
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anytime! sorry this reply is so late aha
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no prob man, sorry the reply is so late aha
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yeah that's okay~
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