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TwoAMToast
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[2010-04-17 00:05:47 +0000 UTC]
"Ayame Toast~nyA"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 22; Deviations: 42; Watchers: 6
Watching: 6; Pageviews: 2884; Comments Made: 333; Friends: 6
# Interests
Favorite movies: The Crow, The Virgin Suicides, Donnie Darko, Anything by Tim Burton, a series of unfortunate eventsFavorite bands / musical artists: HIM, Oasis, Vitas, David Bowie
Favorite writers: Anne Rice, Baudelaire, Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite games: Destroy All Humans; Silent Hill
Other Interests: Writng, the occult, religion, language, novels and poetry, Russia, Rome
# About me
I'm Alyssa.I'm probably not going to be on here much because i frequently forget about it and then update it with a series of drawings, then leave for a while longer. If i don't reply this is why, i'm not just being a fucker.
I like to talk about books and poetry, so if you want to recommend me your favourite of the two, or talk about it, then feel free to start up a conversation. I love Baudelaire and Anne Rice.
That's about it.
Favourite genre of music: Classical instrumental sort of things
Favourite style of art: Macabre, religious
Favourite cartoon character: Skwisgaar; Murdoc; Russel
# Comments
Comments: 55
ahahahaha i loved your journal post up there ^_^ i wish i was with you guise! i misses dustin alot
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Thank you very much for the :=fav: and comment on Thom Yorke Dolphin Rape
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HEY HEY HEYYY.
How's you.?
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I can't complain. How are you?
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Uh, pretty good. Nothing special. Tired as usual. But me and my coffee are content.
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Yay!!!! Coffee! I drink it black like a manly man
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LMFAO OH NO. AGAIN?
Why are we so alike! I drink my coffee blacker and stronger than hell.
LOLOLOLTROLOLOL. This is getting weird. XD
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YES!!!! Black as hell like my czech grandma made it!
Yeah are we twins?
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LOL HERR YEAH.
Lmfao, i ono, but this is getting crazzies.
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It sure is...
Hahaha I'm scared...
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-cowers in corner-
I wonder what else we have in common XD
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....Do you have a scar over your left eye?
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o.o no, but i have an eyebrow piercing there.
So do you? What happened to give you a scar? o:
SPEAKING OF SCARS. Have you noticed that almost every time you ask someone where a scar on them came from, they say as a kid they fell of their heater? Because that's always the response i get and i'm like, fucking a. Is it really that common.
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Yeah I do.
Funny story.... You see there were these little redneck kids and I guess I sorta pissed them off. So they started throwing rocks at me. This one kid was a fuckin badass and nailed me right over my eyebrow making a huge gash.
I've never heard that before...
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Oh lord.
I've had unpleasant moments with rednecks, too. One time i was being introduced to one by my friends a while ago. But for some reason this kid had the fucking nads to shove his dirty hand into my shirt.
Now, even knowing quite a few rednecks, i still wasn't sure if it was some sort of deep south gesture...something like a handshake... but i wasn't going to sit there and take it so i did not hesitate to push him into a nearby lake.
-__- lmfao.
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Hahaha well being from the deep south of texas, I can assure you that is not a common gesture. AT ALL.
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Lmfao. Yeh, i know.
I look back on it and laugh my ass directly off lmfaoiasdfkaei. I mean, what the hell fucking gave him the idea he can just fondle my breasts upon first encounter? It wasn't even mating season yet.
XD LOL.
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Indeed. He had no idea that i'm the spawn of Satan.
MUAHAHAFUFUFULSDFOENSDIVUOE.
Plus, i'm sure that lake i pushed him in had snapping turtles and alligators and shit. Because they're always running down the street from my house.
Too bad he wasn't viciously attacked.
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Yeah that really sucks! hahaha his nuts should have been nipped off
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Hahaha yeah, by a turtle.
TURTLES = BADASS.
I'm sure he has no nuts though, because he fell rather easily into that pool of water. He had the strength and drive equivilent to an empty plastic bag floating in the breeze.
Then i never saw him since.
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I'm a woman of many words.
Hahahaha. XD
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You sure are... I usually have quite a bit to say, but it takes A LOT of sound effects for me to get it all out
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Hahahahaha. As do i, actually. Everything flows easier when i type though, so i have quite a difficult time explaining my perspective on shit.
And its funny, because in class i'll sit there all quiet and shit, to avoid sounding stupid. But when its an essay and you have to write your opinion on something, the teachers never fail to become shocked at the things i have to say. They never expect it from that quiet, antisocial girl in the back of the room. XD
I love throwing people off their rockers at the things i say. P:
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...CAN WE GET ANY MORE ALIKE?!?!?! Are you my twin? Were we separated at birth?!
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THIS IS SO FUCKING CRAZY. LOL.
We are too much alike.
Well, that'd be pretty awkward, considering the fact that we're getting married XD! LOL.
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True. So we're not twins.
We're just soul mates
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Hahaha soul mates that lick each other
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Hahahahahaha that's dirty.
I was looking for emoticons in that thing and i figured it would be perfect. XD!
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They have some weird emoticons..
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They really do. Sometimes i wonder what the hell they were thinking.
This site is weird. XD
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It sure is! They have strange ads too...
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIII ;3
this reply was a tad late.
> . >
I don't understand how to use this websight.....
.__________.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
xD
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dont worry lol im late to! you'll understand soon
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