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UncleOutrage
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[2005-02-27 06:30:02 +0000 UTC]
"Mad Maddy-don't ya just hate me?"
(Canada)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1752; Deviations: 524; Watchers: 64
Watching: 93; Pageviews: 16463; Comments Made: 4134; Friends: 93
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: the good onesFavorite movies: All of them, except the boring ones
Favorite TV shows: once again all except the boring
Favorite bands / musical artists: Uncle fucking Outrage!
Favorite books: um I prefer comics and I have allot of partial favs but there's 1 that trumps them all MARS ATTACKS!
Favorite writers: the good ones
Favorite games: Blood Rayne 1 & 2,all the resident evils I've ever played
Favorite gaming platform: PS2/ PS3 & the PS Vita
Tools of the Trade: sharp things and a pencil.
Other Interests: anatomy, art, making edged weapons, decorating hats, dressing up, making masks, vore, other lesbians, my cat, your cat, zombies, delicious food, mixing root-beer with my pills(yes that works) putting children on blast JK... unless their little assholes
# About me
My names Maddy.My favourite colour is pink.
I'm an admitted megalomaniac.
I can be very vain but I don't brag about my looks(no matter how gorgeous I may be) I just stare at myself in the mirror allot.
I'm technologically challenged.
I'm a complete spazoid!
I accidentally injure myself AT LEAST twice a day, I've fallen up stairs, when I was fifteen to 16 for about a year I was getting a different bizarre thing in my eye daily(never the same thing twice even throughout the entire year) and I recently somehow managed to cut myself on a plastic bag.
My favourite movies are
the the resident evil movies, the nightmare on Elm street movies, Shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, anything by Simon Pegg, anything by George Romero, anything by Bruce Campbell anything by Sam Raimi, anything by Clive Barker, all the Alien movies, Avatar, Dead and breakfast, Slither, Repo the genetic opera, Paul, Shoot em up, all the Saw movies, Hellraiser, Hell bound; Hellraiser 2, anything by Trey Parker, anything by Kevin Smith, anything by Steven King, Creepshow & the Evil dead trilogy.
my favourite kids cartoon's are
Angry beavers, Jimmy 2 shoes(who would have guessed a cartoon about a kid who lives in hell could be so cute and funny?), Invader Zim, Spoungebob Squarepants, the Power puff girls, Pinky and the Brain, of coarse Johnny Bravo, Fairly odd parents, Johnny Test & rug rats
My favourite adult cartoons are
"fugget about it", robot chicken, South park, Super jail, Aqua teen hunger force, Archer, Futurama, Ugly americans, Beavis and Butt head, Family guy, American dad! Bob's burgers the Ricky Gervais show, the Simpsons, the Cleveland show, the dating guy, Drawn together & Jersey shore. I'm not sure if that last 1 is a cartoon or not but all the character's look and act like cartoons.
My favourite non animation shows are
Face off, Kenny vs. Spenny, Monty python's flying circus, the soup, Tosh.O, All in the family, Important things with Demetri Martin, Comedy Inc., Comedy now!, weird or what?, star treck(the original series), workaholics, Dexter, Masters of horror, the Osbournes, the Sarah Silverman program, community, my name is Earl, Dr.Phil, my cat playing, my cat lying or sitting on me purring, my cat looking up at me purring... hey that one's on right now! my cat rolling around, oh my favourite show is my cat trying to sing! Key &Peele, raising hope & spaced.
My favourite comic book is the walking dead
Favourite books are
Darwin awards, atlas of anatomy, zombie survival guide, world war Z, the hobbit, Lord of the rings, anything by Steven King, anything by Cleveland Amory the cat who came for christmas, the cat and the curmudgeon & the best cat ever.
My favourite foods are
cinnamon toast, my mom's ti pizza, my mom's stuffed mushrooms, sweet potato fries with chipotle mayo dip, veggie BLTs, my veggie chicken samich, my gorme' mac & cheese renditions, red velvet cake, caesar salads with tons of lemon juice, greek salad, coconut bars, anything spicy &/or delicious, oh and lets not forget human flesh(I may not eat animal flesh but if people don't consider themselves animals anymore then why should I?)
my favourite drinks are
water, root beer or coke floats, milk shakes, root beer, 5 hour energy, my V8 cocktails, pure lemon juice, tea, alcohol free beer mixed with root beer, coffee, virgin pina-coladas, perrier and of coarse human blood.
My favourite musician's are
Queen, Uncle Outrage, Pink Floyd, Lady GAga, Godsmack, Eminem, Lilly Allen, Michael Jackson, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley, Eleni Mandell, Fiona Apple, Led Zepplin, Leanard Cohen, Metric, Nirvana, the Creepshow, the Dresden dolls, Amy Winehouse & the White stripes.
My favourite art forms are,
well I like all art but I recently discovered in the makeup design and making of my halloween costume made me notice that I have a bit of a knack for special effects makeup and I recently had an epiphany that it's what I want to eventually do for a living(don't worry, I still like to make music, draw pictures, take photos, make jewelry and of coarse I count my fashion sense as an art form & I love to make hats and when I'm not having a creative block I like to write, making edged weapons, making masks... hmm, maybe those 2 last art forms shouldn't be side by side... ah fuck it, prove me and my masks, or anything I've made has done anything! YOU GOT NOTHIN'.)
my favourite video games are
Ratchet and Clank, Borderlands, Resident evil, Bioshock, Heavenly sword, GTA & BloodRayne.
My drug of choice to get high used to be marijuana but it was starting to make me crazy so now it's painkillers mixed with rootbeer
I am currently on AISH but someday I hope to become a special FX makeup artist, musician, tattoo artist, fashion designer, comic book(and normal book, well maybe not normal but you know what I mean) author and artist and/or actress.
I'm a chick.
I'm gay but I'm a plant(I have nearly no sexual desires).
I'm a voraphile(but again, plant)
I collect edged weapons... and now make them
I try to be kind and understanding of everyone except people who knowingly hurt people(physically or psychologically) and never apologize or try to fix what they broke.
I still live with mommy.
I have a pre-occupation with vengeance because my mom, my sister and I were all stabbed with a butcher knife multiple times and almost died when I was 11.
I love
makeup, movies, fashion, cats, food, TV, relaxing, bugs, zombies, the study of pathology and anatomy, jewelry, making things, edged weapons, I'm really fond of machetes and throwing axes oh and let us not forget Katanas and also some weapons I made myself that can't be disarmed or described because I'm super paranoid that's right my paranoia has a cape, an alter ego and a nemesis! robots, euphoria, rootbeer, espresso & nice people.
I have a fascination with cannibalism, I think it could solve world hunger.
I hate in-justice, violence against the those who didn't deserve it and hate it's self(there's a conundrum, I hate hate!)
I'm 23.
My birthday is on Valentine's day.
I have a sister 5 years older than me.
My parents are divorced but remain friends.
I had a cat named Sophie. MISS YOU BABY!
I have a cat who grew up in an abusive home so she's a little mental, but she rarely acts out aggressively, she bites hard now and then but we're teaching her not to, her names B.B. I re-named her myself because she's my baby now I love her, seriously if I didn't find her I'd be dead right now. I did NOT replace Sophie I just always will be a person in need of something warm, loving, small, cuddly and soft to love back.
I have the following brain thingies
a high functioning form of Autism known as Aspberger's(you may have heard of it on south park lol "You mean I have ass burgers?"), I have post developmental delay(or PDD, that means my brain ages about 5 years slower than the rest of my body), mild OCD, severe post traumatic stress disorder from getting stabbed and watching my loved ones get stabbed, dyslexia, sensory defensiveness(I experience sounds, bright things and pain more intensely than the average person) I was also diagnosed with borderline personality disorder.
I'm a vegetarian.
I have a gigantic crush on Milla Jovovich who is also my favourite star.
I am terrified of
germs, the dark, loosing loved ones, asian female or child ghosts(or even worse asian female child ghosts! I have nothing against asians who are still alive though) and most of all hospitals.
Unfortunately I live my life in constant fear and chronic pain.
sometimes I develop a slight superiority complex but I also sometimes have an INFERIORITY complex, it depends on what I'm thinking about and what mood I'm in.
I was severely bullied as a child but if someone tries to bully me now I just laugh cause I find bullies so pathetic it's funny, especially when they're over the age of 12, if you bully past that age it means you either think you're the best person on the whole planet and everyone needs to know how much better than you are than them, or you're an attention whore, or you secretly hate yourself so much that you feel the need to draw attention to other's flaws, or you want everyone to be as miserable as you are, or you're a control freak, or you have nothing better to do, you could also have a dick the size of a baby finger or tits the size of tea cup saucers(ya know flat.
"it's a good thing my breasts are small and humble so you don't mistake them for mountains."
I hear you whoever you are idiot who wrote that song and here is what I gleamed from that song: you are extremely insecure of your tiny boobs so you made a half assed attempt to make fun of women with big breasts, WHO THE FUCK HAS EVER MISTAKEN BIG TITS FOR MOUNTAINS?! I can find way better ways to make fun of big boobs like, "it's a good thing my boobs aren't huge so I can breath when I lay down"or "it's a good thing I have small tits, so I know people like me for me" Also, no one try to defend this moron by saying it's symbolic or poetic, what is it symbolic of and how is it poetic?! Oh and girls who do have tiny tits, there's nothing wrong with you, look at milla Johavich she has almost no boobs and she's the hottest woman in the world!) and I'm sure there are other reasons but my point is bullies are really quite pathetic and when you're all grown up and you bully, no one thinks you're cool, they just think you're a sad pathetic jerk.
Oh and as you may be able to tell by the length of this bio I often ramble and am rather self centred.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!:P lol
# Comments
Comments: 980
Thanks for making such kick ass art!
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Sorry for the late watch. It has been way overdue. But I'm watching you, and that's all that matters.
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Thanks1
I'm probably not gonna be on here for a while, no time to explain, explanation in my most recent journal.
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Gone 6 months? Cat eye problems? Late Christmas gifts to make?
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Actually thankfully her eyes have cleared up earlier than the vet said they might but still got presents to make and plus I'm depressed, but I'll try to get on here when I feel up to it as much as I can.
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Awesome! Glad things are getting better! Sorry you're depressed.
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No problemo, you seem cool!
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raoflmao ouch! lol
1:How can you even tell from that angle?
2:I should care about your opinion why?
You're funny! At first I thought it was sad that you're that desperate to make me angry but after a comment like that it's just funny,
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thanks for the add and stuff XD and btw you are right uncle outrage is amazing!!!!
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welcomes
Yeah, first Uncle outrage was just this guy named Nils, then he formed a band, now it's just him again but he's so freakin' talented that you can't even tell those guys are gone. He's not just an awesome musician, but I got to know him because he's been best friends with my sis for a while now, so he's my friend now too and he's a really nice person too.
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i know i have been a fan for like 7 years ^.^ thats awesome ive always heard he was really nice
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Yeah, he acts bad ass on stage but he's really a big softy
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Easy, I know that what you just said isn't true, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I know I'm beautiful and I'm a great artist and now you just made me feel even better about myself cause I know I'm better than you cause I don't go around insulting people I don't know. I'm a great, kind loving human being and if you can't see that that's your loss. Also, you should be more careful, there are some people on this site hanging on by a thread do you really think you'd feel good about yourself if you caused a suicide?
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Act your age and get real. If what you said that I reported didn't get you in trouble, that definitely will. I pity you for leading such a sad hateful life, you must be suffering.
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Hii, thanks for the fave on Elle Driver means alot
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No problemo! Thanks for being such a kick ass artist!
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Thanks for the DWatch.
I would like to invite you to visit my music site [link] when you have the time.
There's also a poll concerning my music, located on my DA profile page below my ID, if you would like to participate. Your feedback is appreciated.
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No prob, you're a very good artist!
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Thanks again.
Hope you enjoy the tunes
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You're welcome, thank you for being such a good artist... What's oc stand for?
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original character
its in her stories
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you're very welcome thanks for looking so cool!
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We can chat, and look at each other's work, read the journals, maybe exchange email addresses
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Okay :3 I don't publish my e-mail address to ward off trolls and spammers. Spam is gross. but you're not gross. lol
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Yeah, I get that, I have a strong distaste for trolls and spam. Thanks, I used to think I was gross, that is until I went to AB hospital and met a cruel and disgusting woman who is horrible on so many levels, that my friends and I call "Mangela" cause she's mean, she looks like a man, she walks like a gorilla, she smells like fish, she's fat, she's gotta be the ugliest person I've ever seen inside and out(and she calls girls who are skinnier than her fat if they're overweight and in their 20's or younger as if being 50 gives her a fucking pass to be disgusting, don't worry I don't find her disgusting because she's fat, I find her disgusting because she's her, she blames her various odours on others, if she's gonna fart she finds the fattest man in the room and stands next to him then says, "say excuse me when you fart!" rather than just fessing up and saying excuse me herself like a good person with a soul! When she notices she smells like fish she always blames it on this girl who continues to be nice to her! See this stuff wouldn't bother me so much if she had just left me and my friends the fuck alone but no she decided to peep on girls less than half her age! 1 day I had just gotten out of the shower and had gotten my bra and underwear on(thank fucking god) and I heard a knock at the door, so I said, "Occupied!" I said it 5 times as she proceeded to open the door and pull the "safety curtain" aside and proceeded to do a triple take of my body up and down, as if she was trying to memorize it! Not only that but she tried to kiss a friend of mine while she was sleeping!!! Thank fucking god 1 of said friend's room-mates was there to stop her! Oh and she also pretended like she was gonna punch me because I got between her and a Chihuahua she was petting that was clearly overwhelmed and wanted her to stop. I didn't even flinch at the fake punch, I've always been short and therefore have a disadvantage in most physical fights so when I was younger I took up the study of anatomy and by the time I was 16 I could bring just about anyone to their knees, but I digress. What pisses me off more than anything else about that situation is the fact that a hospital staff member unlocked the shower room door for her without knocking! TWICE! AT LEAST! A FRIEND OF MINE SAID SHE DID THE SAME FUCKING THING TO HER!!! Also, now not only do my girl friends out at AB hospital have to worry about her but a fucking rapist was moved into that ward and in the few days he's been there has already tried to rape 3 women, THAT I KNOW OF! There are women and girls at that hospital so mentally ill they can't even talk let alone call for help! Also he was given grounds(permission to walk around the hospital) AFTER he tried to rape these women and some sick cunt that works there fucking clapped when she heard this news! I hope I find out what he looks like so I can catch him outside, I've always wanted to cut a rapists balls off, oh oh, I also want to eat his fucking face! Yeah, this is a really fucking long comment, sorry for the rambling, I forgot to take my anti-psychotic pills last nice and didn't sleep either, but that's not why I said that violent shit, I always say I want to do stuff like that to evil people when I'm angry.
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well you already know how I feel about fuller figured women, so that might make my opinion count less.
Sorry to hear about all that stuff though. Things have been crazy for me since we talked last. My great grandma spent a month in rehab because she broke her pelvic bone. She juts got back home on Thursday so that's nice. She still is getting visiting nurse car though until she's 100%.
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No, I have nothing against fuller figured women, your opinion is just as important as everyone else's, it's just this particular 1 is horrendously mean to everyone and her voice just grates on my nerves, she's gotta be the most disgusting, cruel and annoying person I've ever met and! Oh, I could rant for hours about my distaste for her, but I won't because life's to short and an asshole like Mangela isn't worth it. I'm sorry about your great gramma. Just be thankful that a nurse will come see her, I remember back in 04 my mother was bitten by a brown recluse spider on her stomach and it necrotized(rotted quickly). the freaken' lazy home care nurses new I was the 1 who diagnosed the wound so they figured I had enough medical knowledge to take care of her and claimed they were afraid of our cats(bullshit, you can't be a home care nurse if you're afraid of cats, most old people have at least 1 cat for fuck sake!) I don't think they knew I was only 14, I had to miss 2 years of school to take care of my home bound mother until wiping blood off my own mother became too much and I snapped. Sorry, I'm really "Me" oriented lately, I'm having some issues with my sanity and pain. I hope your great gramma gets better and lives a long healthy life.
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I hope you live into your hundreds too! My great grandma is 95 1/2 now.
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Thanks! You too! That's pretty old, I hope you know how lucky you are to have a great grandmama, I feel blessed to have known 2 of mine, both lived into their hundreds.
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Some days i feel more blessed than others since we live together lol
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COOLZ!!! That kicks ass! I woulda loved to have lived with my great grammi ma Hazel! Except for in the summer, she kept her place hotter than hell when the devil stole the sun!
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Are you sure you're not just hotter than hell?
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