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animewatcherfreakmal
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[2011-09-20 22:13:09 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 700; Deviations: 123; Watchers: 12
Watching: 18; Pageviews: 9417; Comments Made: 1947; Friends: 18
# Interests
Favorite movies: Harry potter, Narnia, Percy jackson, Pirates of the carribean,Favorite TV shows: That 70's show, Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, the regular show, soul eater, other anime....
Favorite bands / musical artists: Greenday, coldplay, Jason Mraz, Maroon 5, etc
Favorite books: anything fictional :)
Favorite writers: James patterson, myself, some people from fanfiction
Favorite games: Sims 2, spore,
Favorite gaming platform: ...?
Tools of the Trade: A hammer.
Other Interests: Swimming! French, travel, archeology, writing
# About me
❝kesesese.....❞"In the bible, it rained for 40 nights and they called it a 'disaster'. In London they call it 'summer'."
Roses are red,
I have a phone.
Nobody texts me.
Forever Alone.
"Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!" he ground out, lifting his own pistol to the man's head. Antonio's grin widened as he took in the blonde captain before him; eyes flickering to the first mate standing to the side as he replied.
"That would be the French."--Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold (Spain and England talking)
"Bastard! The only beast in this room is your sex drive!"
"Angleterre, I'm touched!"
"That wasn't a complement!"--14 Ways To Say
"he would be the bravest, the most valiant, in all the land. The first to ride into battle, with his sword held high and his armour glinting in the sun.
(He'd also be the first to be killed horribly, but people tend to overlook that detail until there's a body on the floor)"-- Your biggest Fan
"She renamed it a Civil Service Examination, instead of Alfred's original name of 'that test thingie.'"--The Shades of Spades
"To know a man, you must first know his memories. The same is true of a nation."--unknown
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I have internet.
Live. Laugh. Steal things.
OoOoO
I'm on Fanfiction! Animewatcherfreakmal!
When life gives you lemons, write fanfiction.
The world's not a garden, so don't be a hoe.
"Turtles admire me as their leader" -Spain
"When I die, I want to die in my sleep: Like my Grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car." -Unknown
My vocabulary is as bad as like, whatever.
And the star-crossed lovers ran to each other, like two trains. One of which left the Burling station at 3:23 p.m. Traveling 65mph, and the other left the Arkent Station at 4:00, traveling at 35mph.
Who is this "life" and why is he giving out lemons?
Some people call me crazy. My definition of crazy is going to Disney World nude except a sombrero and chucking skittles at the customers and staff whilst screaming "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!".
Come out of the closet, it's dark and scary in there!
"So the British packed up all the pilgrims, put them in a rickety, little boat and told them to "Get the F*ck off the island!"." -Greg Proops
It doesn't matter if you're brown, yellow, red, black, or normal! We're all the same!
"So, in Australia, they're debating whether or not to teach three year-old's about gay relationships. Can't you just picture some oompa-loompa parent bending down to their kid and saying 'Timmy, sometimes a lady can love a lady.' And the kid goes. 'Oooh! Like in daddy's videos!'." -
"There are three types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't."- Anonymous
"Go to hell." "Don't rush me!" -Unknown
"I will eliminate you Blinky!" -Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
"Herb is pronounced hhhhherb. [Not erb.] Because there's a F*cking "H" in it."- Eddie (?)
"Look at your man, now back at me. Back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, your man isn't me. But maybe if he stopped eating hamburgers and bench pressed moose like me, then maybe he could look like me. Look down. Back up. Where are we? We're in the arctic. Look at your hand. Back to me. What's this? It's a baby seal." *Brrrrup!* "What's over there? Look at me. The baby seal is now maple syrup. Anything is possible when you're Manada, and not America. I'm on a bear." -Manada by Imamathewanian
"Jenny and me was like peas and carrots again." Forest Gump
# Comments
Comments: 117
What? Just text me I'm home now.
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Sorry. *Pokes in the tummy* But your tagged now.
[link]
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Ahem I am here today because, in my messages it said it was your birthday...
Happy Birthday, esposa.
Lol if you remenber our chat on omegle you will probably understand what I was referencing.
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I do remember! Thanks a ton! This is awesome!
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Clicked on random deviant and it sent me to you! Just passing by and flipping through other deviant's work, looking for inspiration. I write primarily non-melodramatic free verse poetry, something that I hope even people who aren't lit fanatics can enjoy. Just in case you're interested
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Aha! But I am a lit fanatic XD
I'm not really a fan of poetry considering I can't write it. But I'll be happy to read some of your work!
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Thanks!
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Tough luck, Mal.
...
*Holds hand in front of mouth and sniggers*
:3
(Y'know, from that scene where America shows England his plane [what that didn't sound wrong at all] and England says compliments out loud and then sniggers behind America's back...? No...?)
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America's reaction to England denying France:
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YYYEEESSSSHHHHHH
;w;
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Hello, if you're a fan of Fullmetal Alchemist please read my latest journal entry. I need some ideas, help and name titles. :] [link]
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:deviantanimewatcherfreakmal:
:devianticonanimewatcherfreakmal:
:deviantanimewatcherfreakmalicon:
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i is has STOL-ed ur thingy ^^ but only part of it. okay maybe a lil bit more then that. luv u though!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN STOLE?!
WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU STEAL?
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plus you TOLD me too!
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Okay, first off it's to not too. And second I found it, and you gave me credit so it's not a big deal.
And I refuse to converse with you over the internet if you insist upon talking as if you were in third grade. THERE IS A SHIFT FOR A REASON.
Also, emoticons are fine in moderation. But not every damn sentence.
Thanks.
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:thumb294825518: this is beautiful
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BRIANNA.
I CAN'T SEE THAT.
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And maybe you should get better glasses then the ghetto ones you are currently wearing.
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HEY.
I'M POOR.
AND MY GHETTO GLASSES ARE FINE, THANKS.
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Yes. i realized this. sorry i guess
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Why yes. So is maple syrup.
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Maple syrup is a color? I wasn't aware of that. Stop embarrasing yourself Brianna.
It's painful to read.
Also, I'm being sarcastic right now so no need to get your grandma style panties in a twist. Or a lump. Or some other form of unpleasant intrusion. *cough*vitalregions*cough*
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.....I'm NOT even going to comment on that at this point
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Understandable.
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Whatever. don"t be mean mal.you turn an unpleasant shade of red when you do. and anyway were you just going through my faves?
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