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[2003-07-26 21:31:41 +0000 UTC]
"invetro meltex"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 89; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 45
Watching: 60; Pageviews: 11612; Comments Made: 2423; Friends: 60
# Comments
Comments: 276
everybody switched accounts on meh.. darn thee >.<; .. but i've found you.. you've no escape!
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4002 pageviews. Slow but steady. Oh, I really care.
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Hahahahahahahahhahaha... hahahahahahahahahahahaha. HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
...aah.
hahahahahhahanahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha
Hooray for beer!
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Speaking of beer, I feel rather tipsy right now.
*pointless fact of the day*
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Random facts makes us giggle.
And what have I told you about beer! *points 4 comments down*
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If I could delete that last message, I so would. Goddamn beer making me do things.
*grumble grumble*
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I see London I see France, I see Kirsty's underpants!
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Kirstys legs, open for all!
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18:12pm
Last night they all jumped after the growling. I could only laugh, then decided to think about spamming my gallery page again.
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17:00pm
If anyone should mess with the best, make certain that the best is no test, or you shall surely be consumed by a large bowl of custard.
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21:41pm
I choose to build a small fire out of Albanian woodrats which attracted the attentions of the neighbours dog. Quickly extiguishing the flames did not stop Fofo from getting my fence pregnant and taking a wazz on my tulips.
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00:58am
I have run out magic dust. The supplier has been sat upon and nullified by a tranvestite eating hippy. I shall now have to make my way East to the vague farms of Nudism and procure me some hoochie.
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Dunwanna!
I have a camera! Just you wait!
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But now, I'm assuming you've learned your lesson, and have started to wear powder... right?
The fact that it kind of bubbles out to the side makes the thought of wearing rubber trousers all more appealing. XD
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I have found, through the times, that I love your short stories. Now I yern for a pair of rubber pants, just so I can share a story of like nature.
Kirsty, you are amazing.
But I have to ask... O_o did you wear powder all up and down yer legs? XD
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No, that's why I had to pull them off in that manner. It was horrible... and yet I still love to wear them.
Oh, and breaking wind in those trousers is not advisable. They kinda balloon out at the sides when you do...
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o_O Like baby powder?
... why do people wear rubber underwear....
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Ummm... well... you feel protected when you slip into it... I guess... and it accentuates the good bits.
Oh god, I just burst out laughing typing that. I've never worn rubber underwear, only rubber trousers and they were very squeaky and very warm. They nearly cut off the circulation to my legs and I had a hell of a time trying to pull the back off. It involved my mother tugging the trousers and me hanging onto the doorframe for dear life.
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Perhaps before we killll them, we could make them have offspring! Then kill THOSE when they're of age, all the while tormenting them THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES with wedgies and the like, eh?
O_OO_O_O_O
I've never ever ever heard of rubber underwear. Ever. But now, I'm interested. >.>
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It's bad... you need to powder them before wearing and everything...
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Okay, how about we comprimise? We can wedgie the crap out of them, THEN kill them? Sound... better?
*licks paw*
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But then who will we wedgie?! I'd much rather torture people with wedgies and not kill them. Then I can keep them,
Mmmmm... wedgies with rubber underwear
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*Saluts* Yes ma'am, I will do my best to spread the thingies and wassits. *Starts makeing iron-on patches*
As for the noobs, sir, I suggest killing them, then feeding off their bodies. Yummmm
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But wedgies are fun! Especially on guys!
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You wish to be a ranker? Then so it shall be! We shall rank throughout the lands spreading thingy and whassit wherever we go! We shall call ourselves The Rad Rankers of the System of a Down Board!
First on the agenda, with Systems new album on the horizon we will prepare for the sudden influx of clueless noobs who don't read the FAQ. We shall have to deal with them swiftly. I suggest wedgies.
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Hahaha, I would expect nothing less, Kirsty. 
I've seen pictures of the person who was posessed, or something. If you walked into the hospital like that, you DO realize that your child would then on be deemed the antichrist, right? ;D
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Mwahahahaa, yes, yes I do.
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I vote Exercist for next. OR, you could totally make that one the best then save if for last.
MAN, I've heard it's scary, though I've never seen it... *shifty eyes*
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I was laughing through most of it. "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!" Boy did that make me ell oh ell.
The freakiest part of it is the awesome make-up job. I swear, when I have kids and go into labour I'm dressing up like that before I get to the hospital.
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Not yet. Moving with ze parents. Upheaval time yet again. This will be the... 20+ move for me. No wonder I'm screwed up.
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Love your work.....
Think it is a shame you use so much stock.... It would be very cool if you were to use more pictures that you have taken (I think there is more ownership in it this way)
But this is constructive.....
And your stuff is evil... And although I didn't fave it your devil pic, is also bloody good!
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Thankyou! Unfortunately my camera refuses to work so I can't use my own stock. I'm not keen on using other peoples stock as the quality is very unreliable and finding decent stock in the first place is nigh on impossible sometimes.
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Totally agree!!!!!! (oh my god, did I just say totally (oh crap, did I just say oh my god (Oh shit, did I just swear (yes I think I did))))
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If you actually keep at your project going on(war-world) it should be ghetto fabulous.
That's my way of saying hello.
And, if you could make me a very simple GIF icon, you'd be even more pwn4g3 than before.
If you can get to it, I just want one of those spinning little spiral things that hypnotizer people use.
If not, don't worry about it.
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I will get to it asap. It may take a while though, I'm moving soon. I'll try and get it done when I finish up working before the computer gets packed up.
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!!!!
Thank you!! holy crap, I have a ninja for an avatar. O_O O_O_O_O
It's really good, Kirsty. 
*huggizzle*
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Wow. That's unexpected.
I dunno what I'd prefer. Something ninja related?
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[link]
Sorry it took so long! This is my first animated gif in a long time and I kind of forgot what I was doing. And also, damn DAs size restrictions. But yes, here is your ninja.
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Oh shit. Okay, well here goes....minge minge minge minge....(times 500 million). KAY DONE.
Silly brits!
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Would you like an icon for here? Just give me theme and I'll make you something. I feel unusually generous.
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I just learned what minge meant in british terms. 
Animals that pee backwards are retromingent. O_o
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Nein! Jew habe discovered my secret pern kolecshun! Now jew moost say minge tventy billion times befo I burn zis dickshunary!
*worst German accent ever*
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I'll totally join you. Want me to bring anything? I've got some ibuprofin and some tylonal here. Need some rat poison?
We're... awesome..
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