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crystal4458
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[2011-03-06 20:23:15 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 666; Deviations: 158; Watchers: 32
Watching: 92; Pageviews: 12140; Comments Made: 1660; Friends: 92
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Linkin ParkFavorite books: Inheritance, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride
Favorite writers: Edgar Allen Poe, Christopher Paolini
Other Interests: Music
# About me
Hiya! I'm Crys. I'm super sporadic in posting things, sorry in advance!
If you want to, feel free to follow me on Twitter! Reach out with a message if you wanna talk! I'm friendly, I swear. Find me @crystallineshit!
# Comments
Comments: 257
Yo hurry up with chapter 6! I wanna see if Riku snuck into I as bed!
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I'M SORRY, I'M TRYING. I have hella writer's block, not to mention school started and I haven't had hardly any free time. x.x I've been slowly working at it, though, when I can. Hopefully not too long!
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Cmon I want the feels, dude! I NEED the feels! Riva feels!
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I ACTUALLY HAVE DECIDED TO START THE NEW CHAPTER TODAY
(A friend of mine re-wrote the majority of chapter 2 as a gift for me, just 'cause he could but I just now read it not knowing that he did? and it filled me with such emotion that he cared enough to do that and obviously liked the story enough to write it in his own style that I am motivated)
It's gonna get sad, friend
all the shit is gonna hit the fan
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I look forward to it!
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Why thank you, Tweedle Dum!
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Merry Christmas, fraulein! If you celebrate Christmas. If not, then I might be an ass.
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Merry late Christmas to you, too! Yes, I do celebrate it XD
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Crystal... did... did you hex me? Because, I mean, it seemed pretty benign when a swarm of locusts destroyed my crops. Or when the foundation of my house suspiciously turned into salt. Or when my brother died of strep throat, in spite of the antibiotics we continued to treat him with. Or when all our water only came up as some sticky, black tar. Or when the family pool filled with dead fish overnight and became a mosquito breeding ground. Or when all my cats ran away at the same time and appeared seven days later on my doorstep filled with cement. And even when all my limbs began to shrivel up and fall off, leaving me paraplegic and having to type this all out with with a pencil held between my teeth. But... Now that the dilapidated ruins of my house are being stalked by three large panthers, I'm... just... you'd tell me if you hexed me, right?
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Of course I would tell you, silly! And if all these things are happening to you, my dear, perhaps I should send a protection spell your way, for I CERTAINLY did not do that. Maybe you've got the Evil Eye on you. I'd suggest getting a charm for that.
I'm terribly sorry that someone dislikes you enough to cause you all this misfortune. I'll see what I can do to make them pay.
(ily)
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Nah, it's pry too late anyway. I stacked a bunch of furniture in front of my bedroom door which is being clawed on by velociraptors as we speak. But it's all kinda termite ridden, so...
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Well, damn. I'd help if I Β could. Poor dear.
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Yeah, I am! All three days, too.
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I'm goin Sunday and Saturday
I'm gonna be John Egbert
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I'm going as Applejack, Konata, and maybe Fem! Sam Winchester.
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>.> I-I don't know what you're talking about.
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Crystal is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
BEEP.
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Crystal, dammit, pick up the phone!
...
Alright, I guess you're not there... listen... I... I have a problem. I just need to talk to you. When you get this, call me back immediately... please...
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*calls back*
DAMMIT
What did you do?
Did you kill someone?
I bet you killed someone. *sigh* I'll go get the shovel. Though I have NO clue where we're going to find a dead dog to bury the body under.
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My neighbor has a chihuahua.
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*GASP*
THAT'S SO MUCH WORSE
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry D:
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Here is your solution: get a much bigger, not-so-aggressive dog, and set that dog on the chihuahua. Your dog will get annoyed enough that it will eat the chihuahua, but it won't be violent to you
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Thanks, Crystal. I appreciate this. You're always so helpful.
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Of course! Anything for a friend
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Awww, I love you, too 
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That might make bathroom breaks a bit awkward.
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Alright, pwny, I have a serious question. How did you keep your journal skins, even after your PM ran out?
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Uhm... I just didn't change it at all. I just left it with the journal skin that I liked.
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I'm just that fucking magical.
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I see you left , and weβre sorry if it was because anything we did was an inconvenience for you. If it was the constant deviations, then this can show you how to turn those off: [link] . If not, then we thank you for your time here and we hope you had fun!
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Aw, thanks! I was really just cleaning out my dA. It's nothing against your group, I really enjoyed my time here! I just wanted to get rid some things. I hope you all have a wonderful time!
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I understand! And thank you!
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Thanks for adding me to your watch list! I'm new at this, so any pointers would be appreciated. (Ferinstance, the icon thingy has been kicking my butt. How does one cause it to function!?)
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Well, what you do, is you go to "Edit Profile" or something and then you click on the area around your icon or something.... You'll have to play with the settings, because I cannot seem to remember.
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Hooray! It worked! Thanks so much!
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