Chili-jr [2020-03-26 22:42:38 +0000 UTC]

I just wanted to say, In these uncertain times, it is very nice to see such beautiful work. Thank you very much for sharing it with us, hope you are being safe.

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nielsphoto [2019-10-23 00:25:05 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday

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RaisedFists [2019-10-22 21:19:13 +0000 UTC]

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The-Darkwolf [2019-10-22 16:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!

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AlejandroCastillo [2019-10-22 10:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Simone!!!
I wish you a wonderful day.

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DavidMnr [2019-10-22 03:46:50 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday

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midnightrider79 [2019-01-31 20:02:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Fav...

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IRIS-KUPP [2018-11-28 15:51:59 +0000 UTC]

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Placi1 [2018-11-19 21:23:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly for the fave! 

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midnightrider79 [2018-11-19 18:18:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Favs...

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ferruh [2018-11-16 12:44:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice gallery and works keep it up(

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KaidokJ [2018-11-16 00:26:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Peanut

After years of gruelling work it is here. After hours of delicate genetic manipulation, tireless orchestration of cross species breeding, and a decade spent sitting in a corner observing a crack in the plaster (time I maintain was crucial to my research), it is finally here. People said it couldn't be done. People said it shouldn't be done. People said I should stop calling them, looking for an opinion. Well to all my naysayers I give you Arnold, the Teacup Elephant. They're small, they're cute and they fit in your pocket. They are the perfect...weapon. And when my army of pintsized pachyderms is complete, I will be ready to take over the Tri-State Area.

- EvilAndRegionallyAmbitious

Thanks for the fav on DS#75 - What've they done to you, Stanley?

I knew Stanley from a very young age. We played together, in the garden patch. Him just a seedling, and me a grown man messing around in the dirt. When he first broke to the surface I was there to cheer him on, and every day after. Rain, shine or freak tornado, I was there. When the neighbour’s cat got into our yard I stood watch for 9 days, no food or sleep, just to make sure he wouldn’t get peed on. I was there for his graduation from Vegie School and I was best man at his wedding. He even named 7 of his kids after me. I always knew that one day we would have part ways but I never thought it would be like this. A salad maybe, or even steamed, with a side of mashed potatoes, but to lose my best friend to a carrot cake massacre is almost too much to bear. So I make the solemn vow for all to hear, I will never again taste the sweet, moist goodness of carrot cake. I don’t care how soft and enticing, no crumb shall pass my lips. This I swear. Corn bread is another story altogether. Those corn jerks have it coming.

#SayNoToCarrotCake

Thanks for the fav on DS#88 - Canine narcolepsy is no laughing matter...

My dog’s best friend spent his whole life preparing and training to join the police canine unit, but his sleep condition prevented him from finishing the obstacle course. It was very sad. But he bounced back strong. He decided to go into the service industry. Initially it seemed like things weren’t going to work out, after being placed with a blind long distance runner, but after being reassigned, he got paired with a blind woman who also suffered from narcolepsy. Once their circadian rhythms synced up, they were a match made in dreamland.

#SnoozingSchnauzer

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KaidokJ [2018-11-16 00:19:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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KaidokJ [2018-11-15 10:23:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with  The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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KaidokJ [2018-11-15 10:17:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on DS#26 – Identity Successfully Stolen

You puny humans. So primitive, so arrogant, so convinced of your technological superiority. It will be so easy to conquer you all when the Great Prophet arrives, all hail his glorious third nipple. A sneeze here, a donut there, and greased pig in just the right spot and this planet will fall. Your leaders will handstand before us, while we point and laugh ironically. And you pathetic worms have no idea the doom that awaits you…

-  Tsdenelfkeio, has this microphone been on this whole time?

+ Um…

-  And has my conqueror’s monologue just been shared with the primitive beasts on their “Internets”?

+ I’m sorry, great infiltrator.

-  You failed me for the last time, Tsdenelfkeio. Get the noodles. The maximum punishment will be implemented.

+ Mercy, great one! Nooooo...not the noodles!

Thanks for the fav on Satavian - Steps

Sorry, no funny story thing on this one. This picture is one of my much older pieces, way before I completely lost my mind, and as such I haven't gotten around to writing a story for it. Hopefully sometime soon I will, but for now you're just going to have to make do with my appreciation. Fair warning, my appreciation is non-refundable, non-transferable and not suitable for children under the age of 5. Please keep my appreciation in a cool dry place and see label for best care instructions. Also for legal reasons, I must inform you that my appreciation cannot be used as a plausible defense for murder, a suitable form of birth control or a medical alternative to anti-psychotic medication.

If you would like a free funny story, by all means favorite something from here , all of these pics have a fav reply story. But only if you want. No pressure. There is also the Kevin Chronicles, found in this gallery , if you don’t feel like faving anything. Chapter one is here - The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 .

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midnightrider79 [2018-11-10 19:00:44 +0000 UTC]

  for the Favs...

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jenyvess [2018-11-07 14:30:00 +0000 UTC]

merci pour les faves simone

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cecil92 [2018-11-06 19:56:08 +0000 UTC]

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SmallCurryLeaf [2018-11-06 19:16:54 +0000 UTC]

thanks for fav Simone!  

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Placi1 [2018-11-05 16:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the faves! 

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KittySib [2018-10-29 17:58:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the llama!

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cecil92 [2018-10-29 13:02:51 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the faves

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midnightrider79 [2018-10-26 10:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the Favs...

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Khasdannyanlord [2018-10-22 22:23:11 +0000 UTC]

haaaaaaaappy birthday!!! and for this you have win a free commission from me no restrictions no rules so send me details via notes about what i will drawing for you!!!

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MT-Photografien [2018-10-22 19:29:41 +0000 UTC]

     Happy Birthday    

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The-Darkwolf [2018-10-22 17:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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