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hussieplz
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[2012-11-27 03:04:20 +0000 UTC]
"johnkat is canon"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 166
Watching: 4; Pageviews: 22083; Comments Made: 38; Friends: 4
# About me
Yo, the name`s Hussie people call me the Huss.My first name is Andrew but that`s rarely discussed.
Imma rap for you.(oh)
And if you`re not impressed. (uh)
It`s okay cause i`m whiter than Doc Scratch`s text.
It`s a good week if i can squeeze in the shower.
'Cause you people cry if i don`t update every few hours.
And by some miracle i get spare time,
I`ll be mackin` of Vriska, cause that girl`s so fine.
Got OTP`S?
I`LL SINK ALL YOUR SHIPS.
With a smile all the while on my massive lips.
've got some sort of weird infatuation with horses
Got chakras as blitzed as my linguistic forces
Got all of the irons in the fire. ALL OF THEM.
And all of the breadsticks at Olive Garden
I lurk outside of caves with a Toblerone,
And I don't wanna hear your questions so just leave me alone!
(posted by NightMareBlitz)
# Comments
Comments: 206
Lol, why do people think he's Hussie? It's a plz account xD
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N in troubl for chainmail beecause of prople like this, so i cant do it anymore. And even though peopl can convinse me it isnt real, nightmare fuel! My imagination is to powerful ;-;
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what the fuck are you trying to say
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*in *trouble *because *people *people *convinceΒ
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ahh why did i see that?!
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oMG THE ONCE-LER HHHHH
AND
AND
NEXT TO HUSS1EPLZ 1T SAYS JOHNKAT 1S CANON
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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yes, all of this is rather interesting
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VERY RATHER 1NTEREST1NG
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VERY RATHER SUPER INTERESTING
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VERY RATHER SUPER UTTERLY 1NTEREST1NGLY 1NTEREST1NG
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1 take my w1ns ser1ously q|3
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im sorry i put a chainmail. im so sorry 
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You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
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Get lost
morbidman187
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OMFG I WAS A FUCKING IDIOTΒ
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Just for that, Hussie's killing another character.
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wut. oh and is ur profile homestuck?
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andrew hussie is the maker of homestuck
also chainmail isnt real
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Neither are you. Congrats. You don't exist.
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Lol that doesnt make sense
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Eh. Sorry. I was just a little upset about how mean people were being. I got upset.
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no i think your just a twat
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Either accept my fucking apology or go back to trying to suck your own dick, shithead. I ain't no fucking meat bag you can walk on.
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you see
you say sorry but in truth i know you dont mean it
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No, I absolutely meant it. That was, until you oh so rudely denied that someone could pull their head out of their ass long enough to be nice. Just because you're in a bitchy mood doesn't meant that you can fuck with other people's moods. You don't even deserve kindness.
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and you didnt
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you don't even fucking know me Β and your saying that Brat
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