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jaetee17 ♀️ [10975761] [2009-07-09 14:36:30 +0000 UTC] "C:" (Australia)

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Watching: 11; Pageviews: 4498; Comments Made: 417; Friends: 11

# About me

When I was 13 years old I was ignored and produced shitty artwork.

When I was 14 years old I didn't care anymore and just fucked around and I still produced shitty artwork.

When I was 15 years old people only paid attention because I was exploiting a current fashionable trend, which was being an asshole. People encouraged my dickery and I still produced shitty artwork.

When I was 16 years old I didn't care anymore and just fucked around and I still produced shitty artwork.

Now, when I'm 17 I am ignored and still produce shitty artwork.

# Comments

Comments: 117

dazza1008 [2011-01-14 04:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Hope you're all OK! Such a shock, though.

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dazza1008 [2010-08-01 01:05:47 +0000 UTC]

I've forgotten what you look like... can you point yourself out here? [link]

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jaetee17 In reply to dazza1008 [2010-08-01 13:00:51 +0000 UTC]

You couldn't have been more wrong.

It's okay if you fall in love at first sight. Just be sure to email me your soppy love poetry about never giving me up by the end of the week.

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dazza1008 In reply to jaetee17 [2010-08-02 01:34:38 +0000 UTC]

Was that taken before or after your sex change?

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jaetee17 In reply to dazza1008 [2010-08-02 14:16:05 +0000 UTC]

What kind of sex change are we talking here?

Are we referring to the voluntary physical mutilation of one's genitals in order to happily pass off as a freakshow abomination of science or are we talking about the temporary transmutation of one's body shape during sex into a heaving, dark and overly-hairy carapace carrying a grotesque appendage that we ram into our target until they're filled with the horrific venom it carries, leaving them as a broken, flaccid shell of the person they once were?



Oh, the former? Um.. before. c:

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dazza1008 In reply to jaetee17 [2010-08-02 19:38:18 +0000 UTC]

That's not an Australian ad, is it? I've never seen it.

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jaetee17 [2010-07-30 14:31:28 +0000 UTC]

HI ME

YOU LOOK LOVELEY LIKE THAT

BUT I THINK YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON FOR NOW

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jaetee17 [2010-07-30 14:31:28 +0000 UTC]

HI ME

YOU LOOK LOVELEY LIKE THAT

BUT I THINK YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON FOR NOW

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dazza1008 [2010-04-01 20:47:50 +0000 UTC]

At the risk of seeming uncool, I'm giving you a llama badge.

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jaetee17 In reply to dazza1008 [2010-04-04 22:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Daz, you didn't need to.

You're uncool no matter what. <3

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Moonpaw12 [2010-04-01 18:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Matching iconsss

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jaetee17 In reply to Moonpaw12 [2010-04-04 22:30:47 +0000 UTC]

If your male mother and Robert Pattinson's sparkles had sweet blasphemous sodomy on top of a rainbow with Chris Crocker's face smiling on each side, I don't think even that's on the level of gay that your icon is.

What?

Of course it was a perfectly healthy dream for me to have.

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Moonpaw12 In reply to jaetee17 [2010-04-05 23:08:16 +0000 UTC]

o rry?

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jaetee17 In reply to Moonpaw12 [2010-04-06 05:16:48 +0000 UTC]

How inventive of you.

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herman-the-handyman [2010-04-01 14:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma roma-ma
Gaga ooh la la

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-04-04 22:33:18 +0000 UTC]

What exactly is your icon supposed to be, anyway?

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2010-04-05 03:41:10 +0000 UTC]

you mean this one?

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-04-05 05:48:38 +0000 UTC]

The rave lights, sparkles and evil eyes.

Is it some kind of artsy metaphor for your weekly kidnappings of sparkly children at rave nights every week?

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2010-04-05 06:04:53 +0000 UTC]

no, it's about my favourite game - the legend of Kyrandia.

[link]

first 3 minutes of this video kinda explain it.

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-04-06 05:17:02 +0000 UTC]

cbf.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2010-04-06 05:24:39 +0000 UTC]

then don't ask.

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dazza1008 [2010-04-01 10:48:03 +0000 UTC]

You're Edward too. At least you and Brig fit well together.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to dazza1008 [2010-04-01 14:09:24 +0000 UTC]

hahaha! I just knew you'd come here today, too

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-04-04 22:33:48 +0000 UTC]

I miss my idiotfans and stalkers.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2010-04-05 03:40:40 +0000 UTC]

oh, jay, we miss you too...

and! i really miss your art.
did you get yourself a scaner?

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-04-05 05:52:38 +0000 UTC]

A scanner is accessible, I just haven't found the time to upload or work on anything. Been too busy plowing through my career.

And by career, I definitely meant lonely millionaires.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2010-04-05 06:23:00 +0000 UTC]

TOO BAD.


:}

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dazza1008 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-04-01 20:34:33 +0000 UTC]

I think that the admins had fun making the most obnoxious icons ever. XD

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pwned-by-twilight [2010-02-24 21:33:45 +0000 UTC]

Salutations from a phantom of your past (the good past...)

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jaetee17 In reply to pwned-by-twilight [2010-03-16 04:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, the good past indeed.

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pwned-by-twilight In reply to jaetee17 [2010-03-16 18:51:55 +0000 UTC]

So, do you still chat it up with Evil-Stan?
You two knew each other, right?

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herman-the-handyman [2010-01-06 13:44:46 +0000 UTC]

*______*

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2010-01-07 06:25:11 +0000 UTC]

~______~, more like

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2010-01-07 06:35:06 +0000 UTC]

^________^, more like

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jaetee17 [2009-12-24 14:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!

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dazza1008 In reply to jaetee17 [2010-02-24 07:57:55 +0000 UTC]

BS!!

Also, I'm letting random people who ask know about this account.

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jaetee17 [2009-12-13 13:21:51 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely love the christmas present.

Who knew gonorrhoea could come gift-wrapped?

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2009-12-13 20:01:43 +0000 UTC]

why are you always talking to yourself?

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2009-12-13 22:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Because I'm the only one who'll listen.

SADFACE

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2009-12-22 09:07:37 +0000 UTC]

jae jae jae jae jae

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herman-the-handyman [2009-12-01 09:30:10 +0000 UTC]

jaaae teeeeeeeee

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2009-12-02 13:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Your neighbours are so sick of hearing that.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to jaetee17 [2009-12-02 14:06:53 +0000 UTC]

you wish.

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dazza1008 [2009-11-28 05:47:42 +0000 UTC]

Know it?

[link]

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jaetee17 In reply to dazza1008 [2009-11-29 11:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, it's our sister school, with whom we regularly plan joint field trips, student exchanges and massive orgies.

Because it's still incest and thus, totally hot.

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herman-the-handyman [2009-11-02 13:59:59 +0000 UTC]

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jaetee17 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2009-11-16 09:45:35 +0000 UTC]

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JazzSiyArt [2009-10-29 16:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Do you write dramas?

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jaetee17 In reply to JazzSiyArt [2009-10-30 00:34:09 +0000 UTC]

Only ones where orgies happen and everyone dies via STD.

Y'know. The best kind.

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Moonpaw12 In reply to jaetee17 [2009-11-03 14:48:46 +0000 UTC]

SPECIAL TEAM DEFENSE
SPECIAL TEAM DEFENSE
SPECIAL TEAM DEFENSE

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