KaidokJ [2019-10-17 22:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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KaidokJ [2019-10-17 10:48:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama 

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama? 

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.

No pressure though, only if you want.

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ShelbsKristen [2019-10-16 12:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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EllaLira [2019-09-13 14:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! ^^

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deulupus88 [2019-09-02 10:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch! ^^

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ArtByCatherineRadley [2019-08-27 02:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav

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Candycupps [2019-08-21 16:00:58 +0000 UTC]

wow ! nice art !

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Samuraiflame [2019-07-22 19:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the points!

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ysmat [2019-07-21 08:55:28 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch!  

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booublik [2019-07-17 17:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for watching us!

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rometrache [2019-07-04 03:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Welcome to the Drawing-Club02 ! Thank you for joining us as a clubber.

If you need any help with anything at all in the group, you can always note us (here: drawing-club02.deviantart.com/… ) or ask the admin! (rometrache )

Much Love<3

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Corrupted-Ciphers [2019-06-28 20:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Thanks for the watch! That really means a lot to me!
If you want, you can join my raffle, it's still open until the 30th. You don't  have to of course, It's just for fun.  
You can also join my contest if you want as well, it officially starts on the 1st.
Like I said, both are just for fun, and thanks so much!
Raffle Time! 130 watchers!OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I REACHED 100 WATCHERS THIS MORNING, AND THIS IS AMAZING! THANK YOU ALL!
I'll be holding a raffle for this.
If you comment here, I'll put your name in a bowl and draw out five.
Raffle ends the last day of June. And then I draw.
So what happens is, the order of which I draw is what place you are, I'm gonna use my friend's name for this example. If I had the pot of names, and I drew out danibear706, then Emeraldbrine, and then TheBlue-Moonz (in that order). Then danibear706 would be first, Emeraldbrine would be seccond, and TheBlue-Moonz would be third. Does this make any sense?
BE AWARE THAT I CAN'T DRAW ANIMALS.
First place gets two fully bodies, both with backgrounds. Shapes or scenery. Two bust shots (No background) As well as 50 points
Second place gets one full body drawing, with background. """ and one bust shot. (No background again) as well as 30 points
Third gets two bust shot drawings (No backgrounds again) as well as 20 points
Fourth and fif Contest Time (Refs have been updated!) So in addition to the raffle, I think I'm gonna be doing a contest as well. Doesn't Start until Raffle Ends.
So here's how it's gonna go:
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First of all, thank you all so much for 104 watchers! This really means a whole lot to me! Like thank you all so much! When I started DA, it was mainly a place to put all my digital art, I didn't really expect many watchers, but here we are now. A year later, and I've got 104. Thank you all so, so much!
Alright, now onto the contest and rules:
Rules for Entering:
-Must be a watcher. (New ones are welcome)
-Must Share this Journal
-Must comment
Rules for the Artworks:
-Must be one of the prompts I said. (Other suggestions are welcome)
-Must be submitted after July 1st. No submitting early.
-Must be submitted befor

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ysmat [2019-03-07 09:06:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the faves! ^^ <3

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Mayleth [2019-02-12 20:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you kindly for faving my artwork! Please feel free to watch if you wish

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StyleFreak23 [2019-02-02 09:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank so much For the Fav!

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ysmat [2019-02-02 03:12:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the fav!!  

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ArielleJarinda [2019-01-31 08:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favourite ❤️❤️

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AlexArgentin [2019-01-29 03:49:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the faves!

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maggieameica [2019-01-28 20:30:45 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome!! Y'all are soooo talented!!!😊😊😊

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shaygoyle [2019-01-28 20:01:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the favs
❤❤❤❤

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michaelmas [2019-01-28 11:31:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for faving <3 

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ZENChikuwa [2019-01-28 08:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the fave!! I really appreciate it! <3333

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