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mr-tisane
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[2011-09-08 20:58:10 +0000 UTC]
"Just chill, man."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 196; Deviations: 40; Watchers: 17
Watching: 50; Pageviews: 8746; Comments Made: 1366; Friends: 50
# Interests
Favorite movies: Comedies and rad documentariesFavorite TV shows: Kids in the Hall, Whose Line
Favorite bands / musical artists: With ooh's.
Favorite writers: V.C. Andrews
Tools of the Trade: Mustaches.
Other Interests: Fornication.
# About me
MR. TISANE IS INDEED DEAD, BABE.Rub-a-dub-dub, you are a zombie.
# Comments
Comments: 721
We still need to change our avatars, omg. We have had these since the dawn of time I can't stay with any one avatar for longer than a few months. Even that is a stretch.
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I was thinking about that the other day lol. What should we change them tew!
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That's the problem lol. I have no idea.
I want to be Bob again but sadly there is only one sassy Bob :'((((
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Aw troo. I could try to find a sassy Joan or something lmao.
I found one. I think I might edit it and if it's good it will go on tumblr.
Also newsflash, I am starting to understand tumblr and it's somewhat entertaining now.
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omg wat. Yes. Can we. We must.
lol I get what you mean. I don't think I'll ever be as into it as I was back in da dey but I just get so bored and it's something to do.
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Well I just used the photo I had in mind lol better reaction photo than a profile one because text. If I can find one then we shall.
Yeah I just sort of dick around until I think of something better to do. But I want mo followers. 
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Okay well. Get on it. I do have a nice picture of Bob and Joan lol but idk if both of their faces are decent enough for avatars. But Joan's face is wild.
lmfao I have completely forgotten. I had like 200 in my heyday and now I don't remember what I did to get so many. Just follow and follow and I think that's what I did I have no idea.
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Today I realised that you would definitely get along with Garvy. He entertains guests with YouTube videos and today told me to listen to this song cos it'd get stuck in my head.
It was fucking Gangnam Style.
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Oh my god, he and I are clearly meant to be bestest friends lol this is weird.
Were you like "lol too late already seen it boom"
Glad I was the one to show it to you first, HAW HAW YEAH!!!
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Actually I was more like "this is weird" lmao
Only a bit more dramatic and upset, because it took ages to get it out of my head when you showed me. It has been tormenting me all day. We went out for hours afterwards and we were singing it almost constantly dsffgsd I need help.
I was gonna scold you for not being in bed because I thought you had school tomorrow but it's Saturday isn't it......
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I just automatically watched the video again at it's mention. I think I may have a medical condition.
Also I want to show you this other song I saw on Tumblr lol it's amazing. iz u on skype? lol actually it's kind of late for you I wouldn't blame you if you're not.
Yuh brah, git @ meh.
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I can't stop playing it now and I need help. How is it so catchy. It's killing me.
I am!! Sleep is for the week, and it's Sunday here. I do what I wants.
Watch it, sonny. I'll 'ave you.
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I got you a present today. Like an actual, material present that really exists.
You'll get it in your letter. Which I am sending soon. For real. Soon. When your present is ready for it.
I saw it and thought of you straight away and oh boy I hope you like it. Here's a hint: it doesn't matter what you think it is, it's not what you think it is.
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lol darn. Not a purple strap-on then.
but yey mail it's about DAYUM TYME.
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I know where to get one. But I am not having a purple strap-on delivered to my door. What if the invoice was put in the wrong way and my dad saw!!! Also they're too expensive buy your own.
lol well if you get it before the end of the year you'll know I put in that extra effort to actually do it just for you!
The hardest part is writing a letter, omg. I have about four of five drafts scrapped that are either too soppy or not soppy enough.
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I know where to get one too lol doesn't everyone. #ItsCalledGoogleHO
lol i hashtagged idek why i did that i don't even twitter
I hope it's not too inappropriate or anything lmao
I gotcha bro, I was the same way. Only took 2 drafts though because I happen to be a #BADBITCH but yes I look forward to this letter and assorted items in my mail in the possible near future
I did it again.
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lmao what are you doing you cunt don't hashtag at me. Get back to your popular social networking sites, cooze.
Okay yes again. Stop that.
Look it's not my fault okay!! It's like Scott-Queen says: "You know, I'm English... I have a hard time with my emotions!"
It will be the near future! Super near!!
Also why aren't you on skoipe sob I am so bored I have been doing the same Beatles quiz for like a fucking hour.
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Okay good.
Because I was doing stuff. But now I have no stuff to do but I will probably go and eat maybe I'll log on idk you'll know by the time you get this reply.
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Sure thing daddy-o. Hope you got your connection fixed lol or I may ragequit again.
Have you been practicing your Minecrafting!
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Okay I'm lit-er-ally just about to buy it are you excited..........
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omg woah I am so psychic. I was like "hm I wonder if Kassi bought Minecraft yet" and lo and behold. Hope you have enough knowledge to survive the first night alone lolol.
I kind of want to make my actual world Bethleham public for you because my house is pritty cool yo, that way we don't have to start completely from scratch... then again, that might take away from the fun of it. Eh, we'll just see how it goes and start fresh on my private server thingy.
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Thank you for faving "I Want You"! Have you seen the others in the series? [link]
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No problemo! & I have not, I will check them out.
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Thank you so much! I'd be honored.
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You were in my dream the other night. It was rilly fucked up.
Also this might be a bit long. It was a long dream.
Once again you were in England with no explanation as to how you got here or why and I saw no reason to question it, so we went out on da town, ye get me. For some reason you were dressed in some really over-the-top dress which is hard to describe, like a sort of burlesque thing but more modest and you had these killer platform boots on. Anyway, we took a bus somewhere idk and got off to go into an off license because you really wanted to buy alcohol (which is totally like you huh). So we were waiting in this really long queue and were stuck waiting near the doorway, and you were just being really hip and sassy idek man it was weird but then this bloke came up outside the window and he stunk of paranoia. He looked in and went "don't look at me!!!" and we wos like "okay sorry" but then he came in and everyone was a bit intimidated but no big deal right. Then all these police officers came with big guns and I was like holy shit I haven't even seen a gun before why do they have those and you were really chill like "woteva cassie". The paranoid bloke was standing in the middle of the shop and everyone who was queueing up had moved to back up against the wall with the police officers in the doorway. They told him to come with them and he just started laughing and pulling his trousers down and they said stop! Don't pull your trousers down! but he carried on and you could just see the top of his boxers and then they fucking shot him dead and I was like holy fucking shit why did you do that are you fucking insane and you were painting your nails gshgdf so I ran out scared but after a while realised I didn't have you! And I was like oh shet I am a bad frend cos I have left Samm with all these psycho police officers. So I went back and the shop was in a shit state and everything had been shot up and it was all dark and scary wooo. I called out for you a few times but I got no answer. Then this big policeman grabbed my shoulders and turned me around and was about to shoot me in the head until he noticed I liked the Beatles and then just started talking to me about music while pointing a gun at me and then the sunlight woke me up.
I hope you didn't die that would be sad.
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sgtfghffgfh oh my fucking God what. The ending has me seriously sobbing WHAT. I did not see that coming, holy shit.
Didn't shoot you because he noticed you like the Beatles. Seems legit.
You make me sound way cooler than I am heh heh, I dig it. Paintin' my nails all cool n shit, sheeeeit. Don't give a fuck about a gun, SHEEEIT.
I didn't die don't worry. I can't die. I am anti-Christ.
Wow but really I think this is the best dream yet. I think we've been playing too many video games tho lol on account of the random actiony-event.
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fjgsjdgfsdj I dunno. I was a bit freaked out when I woke up because the shootings were so graphic in my mind and I still felt like I was there but then after a while I started to realise how fucking stupid it was.
I think I just unconsciously assumed that because you're American you wouldn't be scared of guns, because you have those there.
I thought so. Satan bless you child.
It was intense man. lmao that might be true actually. I've had a lot of dreams to do with killing zombies and shoot-ups recently.
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You need internet. Drama is all over the most prestigious comm and it involves our friend and I am just crying over this alone.
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I do have the innernetz now, just had to send my laptop off for repair so I'm still basically useless lol. Stuck using my iPod and sometimes my home computer when no one is looking.
Please tell me you screen capped it. Or at least memorized it. Because its gone now and I missed it sob!
Oh also remind me to tell you about a dream I had last night with you in it ok daddy-o cool.
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Well shieeet. ngl I'm getting bored of my British friends sdjkf come bak 2 me.
It is still there, omg. But just in case I did memorise the whole thing because it was amazing. If it makes it any more appealing, it was basically loads of people on JHP slagging off kitkat.
omg ok. Sounds exciting.
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omg, pls Skype w/ me again soon 
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sdhgfj WHAT HOW DID YOU HAPPEN TO FIND THIS OMFG
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ajhdfs I was just going through his Facebook page and then I saw that comment and thought wow, what a fucking weird comment and then I noticed who wrote it and screemd dfjkgh
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I have a boring present for you lol. Merry June.
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I hope it's dicks. Lots and lots of dicks.
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It's leading up to that, you perv.
If you hadn't caught on there's the preface to the Vaseline fic on LJ now lol. I have more written as well, gosh.
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kgdf idk, I was trying to find BHB through Google and it came up.
The background was what hit me hardest. Sassy Bob left me in tears.
Also you're not a dude jkf wot.
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lmao I'm so used to seeing it I forgot Sassy Bob was my background.
idk, I was feeling frisky and decided to mix it up with a brand new penis.
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hjghjfh what. What do you mean. Who else has said it lmao.
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lol look, in a post on B!S. [link]
Someone recommended Sambarrie.
I also helped pimp you out nbd.
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She's been a reader from the very beginning but she doesn't even know my usernamfdhgfhfgh. Ok.
Oh wow yay I feel so honored aw thanks you are a troo fwend.
But now I feel guilty for not having finished it, ergh.
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