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planethelium
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[2015-07-31 02:03:09 +0000 UTC]
"i love you very much"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 190; Deviations: 45; Watchers: 36
Watching: 21; Pageviews: 4890; Comments Made: 159; Friends: 21
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: tumblr users zamii070, clock-heart, and gummydicksandpixiestixsFavorite movies: first few pokemon movies, monsters inc/university, some ghiblis
Favorite TV shows: steven universe, trip flip, wayward pines, some animes
Favorite bands / musical artists: childish gambino, jhene aiko, anamanaguchi, haim, and nice jams all around
Favorite books: i like a lot of nonfiction books, usually around sociology or psychology
Favorite writers: sharon creech
Favorite games: pokemon, fantasy life, saints row franchise
Favorite gaming platform: any nintendo platform. and ps3
Tools of the Trade: old tablet and sketchbook
Other Interests: astrology is cool, i dont really believe in it but its cool. i like meditation and swimming
# About me
I like drawing stuff and pokemon. Pink is my favorite color. Please be nice; I just want to have a good time.THE GF CORNER
Concept: This is our first time cuddling together; we’re in a messy pillow fort made at our friend’s house. After a few moments of discussion, you’re the big spoon, we’re both giggling, hands wandering, not knowing where to stay. At this moment, nothing is bothering us and I feel safe in your arms.
We went dancing for the first time and feeling your hand on the small of my back pulling me in against the force of the swing as we twirled made you seem so much more real. It was a blur and the only thing in focus was you.
All I ever wanted in life was to be happy, and you gave me that without a second thought. I could never repay that gift, but I will still try to hardest every single day to make us even.
I’m never going to take you for granted. I will always remember you.
I love you.
# Comments
Comments: 144
tHE snoW glows WHITE ON THE MOUntaiN toNighT, NOT A FOOTPRINT. TO BE SEENNNNN. A kingDOM of ISOLATION, and it looks like, I'm the KING. DER VIND is HOOOOwWWling like the SWirLing SPAM inSiDEE. Couldn't keep it in, heavens kNOes I'veeee triedddddddddddDDD
Don't let em in don't let em C B da goodguy u always have to B conceal dun feel dun let em noeeeee... WELL THEY ALREADY NOOOOOOOOOE
let it gOOOOO let it gOOoOooOOO, can't hold it BAC ANYMOREEE. LET IT gOOOOO, LET IT gOooOooooOo, TUrN IT UP and SPAM SOME MOARRRR. I DONT CareeEEE what they're GOING to sayyyyyyyyyy! Let the SPAM RAGE ONNNNNNNNNNNNN
Yo face nevar bothered me anyway
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For thousands of years, humans have misunderstood them, and feared them. Now - one bee in a turtleneck sweater is gonna change everything!
BEE!
Stand back, these are winter boots!
Wait! Why does his life have any less value than yours?
This fall!
I gotta say something.
Ya Like Jazz?
You're talking to humans! You're flying outside the hive!
Woah-ho-hooaaa!
Barry B. Benson
So you see soda spilled on a sidewalk and you don't drink it?
Is a little bee
He's not bothering anybody, get outta here, you creep!
Discovering a big secret!
How did this get here?
It's just honey, Barry.
This is stealing!
Cute Bee? Golden Blossom? Ray Liotta Private Select?
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this!
You have a plan?
Yes, plan "bee"!
He's brave!
Augh!
Where'd you get the honey?
It's ours now!
He's bold!
This can't possibly work.
Okay Barry, pull the chute!
He's reaching new heights!
What happened?
I just tried to talk to these guys!
Hi!
Agh, Bee!
Then there was a dustbuster, a toupee, a liferaft exploded. Now one's bald, ones in a boat, and they're both unconscious!
Jerry Seinfeld!
Renée Zellweger!
Dreamworks; Bee Movie!
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You may say I'm a fool,
Feelin' this way about you,
There's not much I can do,
I'm gonna be this way my life through
'Cause I still believe in miracles,
I swear I've seen a few.
And the time will surely come
When you can see my point of view.
I believe in second chances,
And that's why I believe in you!
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watch out scrimmy the pee girl haunts these halls
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I love you. You've changed my life a lot. Compare me from before to now, I'd say I'm doing at least a little better. You're always so awesomely supportive, and I dunno. You never gave up on me and it means a lot.
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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
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*shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous*
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you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. you make my happy when skies are grey. one day you will supernova and incinerate anything in your path.
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i was going to be a witch for halloween
can i use your broom?
you swept me off my feet
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r u using my stamp 2 harass other people
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