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powdered-toastman
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[2006-02-16 10:30:21 +0000 UTC]
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 32; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 23
Watching: 5; Pageviews: 8292; Comments Made: 1395; Friends: 5
# Comments
Comments: 143
I REALLY REALLY need to get in contact with you agaiiiin y u make it so hard to stalk you cries
but srsly, if you check this note me. It's Rose. It's about website stuff (and, you know-- catch up stuff-- it's been ages. T_T)
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rozen its cold in here and why am i on da again LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE SOB
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what did i even do
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I missed you too, man
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i'm no woman, i'm too much man for you to handle baybee
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"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Kremlin's clock glows red in the darknessβit's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
"No, Daddy."
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift. "I am sergeant Voronin, please present your documents".
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excuse me wtf r u doin
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u mad
get back in bed and go wipe ur screen moniter
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i'm not mad at all
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youre not in bed
i am
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i will be in a minute, i even waited for you to wake up BUT APPARENTLY BEING IN BED IS MORE IMPORTANT >:I
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s-sorry
I was studying all night yesterday so i was tired ;__;
s-sniff
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t-that's alright, I'm sorry for teasing you ;_;
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;__;
you can make up for it by letting me accidentaly this cake all over your crotch
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like you'd give me a choice
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nope
/licks cake away
>:3
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/licklicklicklicklicklicklick
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stfu u like it >:T
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*swallows*
you should ;__; s-sniff
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Unpopular state worker becomes butt of many joke. Day after unfortunate tractor accident, comrades from her village place severed arm in unpopular state worker's bed, and wait for morning to laugh. Morning comes and they enter room to find her eating arm. Horror results, because arm is enough to feed three comrades, and she will not share!
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One night man is riding mule down dirt road. Young woman stands on side of road, calls out for ride home. Is very cold in Soviet winter. Man takes off coat and puts it on back of mule. Girl is also cold. Man gives her sack of turnip for to wear. Girl is much thankful for ride home.
Next morning man realize it is day for buying turnip at market, and girl still has sack. He goes to her house. No girl is there, only father. He says daughter died in salt mines ten years ago night before. Man returns to mule, turnip sack is on back of mule.
SOVIET HONESTY IS STRONG! EVEN DEATH NOT STOP REPAYMENT OF DEBTS!
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You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
Your apartment is bulldozed down to make way for glorious tractor factory.
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HONK HONK
*insert cirno here* HONKY ONEGAI
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I'd assumed it was when I saw Walrus Miku
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thank you for the sub love!! im going to feature you in my journal as soon as i update it and will send you the money as soon as i get paid myself!
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Heh, do I have any art worth featuring?
and lol yeah, funny thing. Turns out I did have the spare cash in Paypal to fund it. No idea how it got there >.>
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haha yes. I will at least mention you, its the least i can do for now 
haha yay for magical monies!
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HOWS IT GOIN RASTA
I AND I JUST WANTED TO VISIT YO PAGE, DOGHEARTZ 4 life hit me back.
Inb4 you don't get it.
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Thank o' the watch, who I can presume is a Desuchanlander!
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I wish DA would let me know that somebody posted here, I rarely remember to scroll down and check.
They call me Rozenfag.
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Woo Rozenfag!
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