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[2009-07-09 16:53:28 +0000 UTC]
"SEETHING DARKNESS AND RAGE."
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# Statistics
Favourites: 47; Deviations: 509; Watchers: 176
Watching: 44; Pageviews: 49790; Comments Made: 1422; Friends: 44
# About me
I HATE YOU ALL. 
TOO MANY HATERS.
SONG USUALLY SUNG TO ME: link
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I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE IN THE HISTORY OF ALL NINIGHTMARES.
IN FACT, MY NIGHTMARE IS SCARIER THAN ANY NIGHTMARE YOU'VE HAD. AND ANY NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE.
IN IT, JON ARBUCKLE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT EXPOSING HIS POINTY CHEST NIPPLES.
HE OPENED A FRIDGE AND PULLED OUT A GALLON OF MILK AND POURED THE CONTENTS OF IT INTO A GLASS AND HANDED IT OVER TO ME.
THAT
FUCKING
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM LACTOSE FUCKING INTOLERANT!!!!
I WAS SO HORRIFIED THAT I SCREAMED.
NOW YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY GARFIELD THE CAT SHITS ON JON ALL THE TIME.
HE IS A HUGE FUCKING DOUCHE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A TEEN DIDN'T LIKE THE DIRECTION OF MY STAMPS, SO HE CAME AND BEAT ME UP.
# Comments
Comments: 1375
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Here is a token I shall bestow to thee:
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So this account was just shit posting or just trying to be edgy? Cool, don't really care looking at the featured journal yeah makes sense.
Looking at the people who leave comments though, that shit is comedy gold and I can't tell if these people are trolls, very young or very stupid.
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DOWNLOAD CUNT WARS TODAY, HAVE HARDCORE SEX WITH CARTOON GIRLS IN A V-
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Ok..I think you're a troll
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BASES DONT FUCKING CAUSE CANCER THAT IS A FUCKING STUPID ACCUSATION!!!!!!
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Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
I'm havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
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It's still Not fucking funny and if you saw his other stamp about bases maybe you would see its probably not a joke
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Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah)
Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming (oh yeah)
I never seen no shit like this,
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick of course it is,
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her, fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna,
Fack I'm gonna,
Cum I think my rubbers comin' off,
But oh its so fuckin' wet and soft,
Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off
I'm squirting and she's not gettin' off,
And she's on top, I'm gonna fackin', oh god,
Oh don't do that, don't, stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop!
Ow wait a minute, ow ow fuck I, I'm gonna fuckin' cam!
Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah)
Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming (oh yeah)
Oh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow I need a cigarette now!
Oh I'm so fucking hot, and you're so fucking hot,
Oh my god, I wanna fackin' fack
No not fuck, I said fack ,
F-A-C-K, F-A-C-K, fack, fack fack fackin' freak me!
Oh yeah girl see baby they call me Mr freaky,
Let's call your sister 3-way, have some threesome, me so horny
And you're such a fuckin' babe I wanna go down on you, fuck you shave!
Ohh god damn, here I go again, I'm gonna cum I am!
Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah)
Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming (oh yeah)
OK I'm done, I already came twice,
You ain't gonna make me cam,
I'm all outta gas, not so fast! uh your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! take it out now
Oh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
Shove it up my butt,
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh,
Yeah, right there, right there,
Ah I'm coming ah yeah,
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,
Oh fuck yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there,
Ow fuck I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so fackin' good!
Ah ah ah ahhh (Oh god damn)(Ooh)
I'm gonna fackin cum (Oh shit)(oh yeah)
Fack fack faack, (Fuck I am) (Ooh)
I am, I'm going to cum
I'm cumming (oh yeah)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew ew ew ew
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let's appreciate the fact i'm pansexual and your stamps provide me oxygen
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This whole profile is just a collective stroke. I love it.
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YOU ARE TOO.
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I got a gun *loading click*
No girls, girls gotta die
*gunshots mix with drums*
Wake up with no hhhuuueΙα΄α΄α΄ΚΚΚ
JulioioiΓΈhhhhhh
I can, I can't
Baby jeans
You n' your peeΒ nisΒ inpoopments
*earrape*
~~JJJUUU UUUUUU N N N N N N N N N HHHH jushjush~~
Jump in theΒ caac, guuuuuUUUUURRL
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Your beautiful art and thought provoking stamps have just lit up my day thank you
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AND THIS ACCOUNT LOVES YOU.
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dat boi collection of shirtsΒ
1Β www.amazon.com/dp/B075KGBKFM
2Β www.amazon.com/dp/B0785FSB8H
3Β www.amazon.com/dp/B07D1N9QRG
4Β www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBCLFDZ
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HOW CONVENT, IVE SEEMED TO HAVE FOUND SOMEONE WHO HATES EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS ME. FUCK THAT JOHN ARBUCKLE MAN, HE SICKENS ME. TRIX RABBIT? SO MANY LIES. OWL CITY? MORE LIKE,,,, OWL SHITTY.
YOU MUST BE LIKE A LOST SIBLING TO ME. IVE NEVER MET SOMEONE WHO HATES EVERYTHING THE SAME. COULD IT BE F AΒ T E?
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YEAH. EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF. YES. THOSE THINGS ARE INDEED ENTIRELY SHIT. OH. ADD ONTO THE LIST: PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE IN FATE WHEN COINCIDENCES ARE THINGS THAT EXIST AND CAN EITHER BE GOOD OR BAD. IN THIS CASE, IT IS GOOD. I SAY THIS BECAUSE I MET TOO MANY CREEPY DESPERATE PERVERTED MIDDLE-AGED MEN (OFTEN DIVORCED, WTF) THAT THOUGHT IT WAS "FATE" WE KEPT RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER WHEN REALLY WE ARE JUST BOTH FUCKING GHETTO AND THIS SHITTY CITY ONLY HAS LIKE... SIX OR EIGHT WORKING BUSES? SHIT.
I LOATE THE SUN. THE MOON.
THE NASTY MONTH OF JUNE.
I HATE THE GRASS, IT BURNS MY SKIN.
I HATE THE PEOPLE IN THIS REGION.
ETERNAL DETESTATION FOR THE OCEAN AND BEACH.
HOLIDAYS MAKE ME WANT TO DRINK BLEACH.
NOT POSTING THE REST OF THE LYRICS.
NOT DONE YET.
I am making a song. >B[
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