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[2008-08-06 22:22:01 +0000 UTC]
"I am the best "artest""
(Georgia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2267; Deviations: 628; Watchers: 145
Watching: 88; Pageviews: 43416; Comments Made: 10622; Friends: 88
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: ARRRGGGG ARTFavorite movies: Sucker Punch
Favorite bands / musical artists: Paramore, Panic! at the Disco, Mumford & Sons, Colbie Calliat, Maroon 5
Favorite books: The Book Thief, Eragon, Cryptid Hunters
Favorite writers: Christopher Paolini, Jack London, Malcom Gladwell
Favorite games: Kingdom Hearts II, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Dragon Age, Assassin's Creed, Pokemon
Favorite gaming platform: PS3, Nintendo
Tools of the Trade: mechanical pencil, Copic markers, Wacom Bamboo Fun tablet, Adobe Photoshop CS4/6 and Illustrator CS5
Other Interests: manga/anime, fantasy, writing, drawing, roleplaying, being awesome
# About me
"Arsenic IS edible. But only once.""And then I realized....she was an X-Man."
"My life is a dream.... apart from the bits that are real."
-dmalac
Today, I entered "dundundunnn" into Mystery Google and got the result "Snuggie". I think it's a sign that snuggies will destroy the world. MLIA
"If Edward Cullen tried RPing once in a while, he would completely forget about Bella."
-me
OR
"Forget Bella, Edward! Try RPing! THERE's some personal heroine for ya!"
-me
Today, I decided to try out the yahoo vs. google debate. I typed in "i like". On yahoo, I got "I like to move it" and on google I got "I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur." I think we all know who won.
"I am 0014. I'm twice as intelligent as 007."
"If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you."
"It's just one of those irrelevant little bugs on the windshield known as life."
Today, I went to the Wikipedia page for Crayola Crayon colors because I read a MLIA post about it. I was scrolling through the colors when I came to specialty scented crayons, and under facts it said, "In 1995, Crayola changed 13 of 16 scents because of complaints received by parents that some of the crayons smelled good enough to eat (i.e. the Cherry & Blueberry scented crayons)". It took me and my friend a while to stop laughing because we had had this experience before. MLIA.
"Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures."
"Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be."
"You know, a dream is like a river, ever-changing as it flows."
"Sometimes the heart sees what's invisible to the eye."
"It's okay to live life in the fast lane, just don't get in a wreck."
"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going."
"You make the world a better place by making yourself a better person."
"Ready to hear the bombs? Here goes my math test!"
"If one person was simultaneously roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and pitied by Mr. T, the world would implode."
"I fight crime with lemon and lime!"
"I wonder at what temperature people burst into flames. Man, I have to be close!"
-my dad
Today my friend tried to sneak up behind me and tried to ambush me. About 30cm away from me I turned around when he was about to jump. I stepped to the side and quickly pushed him while doing a quick jab. IT wasn't very hard but then he said' Sorry, sorry. I forgot you were a ninja'. Never have I felt more awesome. MLIA
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, 'where the heck is the ceiling?'"
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
Today I dropped my binder in the hallway and a kid from middle school (I'm in highschool) picked it up. He asked me if it was mine so I said "No, dumbass. Did you NOT see my invisible pet leprechaun drop it?" he said "Oh my god I'm so sorry, I couldn't tell which one of you dropped it. Sorry" he held out the binder for about half a minute waiting for my "invisible pet leprechaun" to take it. My friend came over and said "Come on give him a break" so I said "Ya kid you don't have to play along". The kid stood there confused and said "What do you mean 'play along'??". He thought I was serious. MLIA
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"When Mr. T crosses his arms the U.S. Terrorist Threat Level is raised to Gold."
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers!"
"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"
"Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?"
"Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over."
"A penny saved is ridiculous."
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!"
Yesterday, I went to church and because of H1N1 there is no holy water. Insted there was a bottle of hand sanitizer in the holy water bowl. MLIA
Current Residence: a small little town in the boonies
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
Favourite genre of music: Alternative Rock
Favourite style of art: Traditional
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Koopa
Wallpaper of choice: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Skin of choice: Gadmier's cause it's blue!
Favourite cartoon character: Perry the Platypus
Personal Quote: "That's okay."
# Comments
Comments: 1232
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Thank you so much for the fav onΒ Don't Fall In Love With A Writer , I really really appreciate it!!Β
So sorry for the late thanksΒ
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Of course! It was a great read, and I'm glad it was successful! Good job!
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Thanks for adding Encouragement to your collections. I'm happy that you like it
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It was definitely super relatable and you put it into words so well!
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Hiiii Adrian recommended you and i can see why. You have awesome talent.
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Thank you, new friend! It's nice to meet you!
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We are very pleased by this :'>
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Hey is your birthday tomorrow by any chanceΒ Β
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Happy "early" birthdayΒ Β buddy.
(I'll probably wish you a happy birthday tomorrow as well but whatever 
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I super appreciate it! Haha I told Airon to skype with me Thrusday when you guys have a break ^^
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Sweet maybe I could drop in on that convo. π
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they're just unfortunate little boxes >.<"
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Where where where are the squares π±?Β
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Where where where are the squares π±?Β
that's how that message looked lol
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Why you little troll xD
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π you just gotta love me though
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Love you? I hardly even know you! But that will alll change tomorrow *creepy laugh*
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LolΒ Β looking foreword to it.
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....I hope you understand that I have multiple friends that would totally do that if I asked.Β
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I bet you do π you've just added another person to that list.
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She's a dream killer.
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She said YOOOOU went home. We're gonna have to plan this better XD But it's all good, I was raging at Toon Boom for four straight hours.
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Yeah I know- my morning class got cancled and our afternoon class was just a work period so we both escaped.Β
Hakuna matatah.
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I wish I could do that *sigh* Unfortunately since we have quarters attendance is barely short of mandetory
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the one time autocorrect doesn't save me is with mandatory. derp. and yes, tis a bummer, however, I only have three classes at a time, they just meet twice a week. Scheduling skills come into play there. You wanna know where you never wanna drive? Atlanta. It snowed two inches and we were shut down for four days.Β
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Wow...just wow...really wowΒ Β
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Yeah I got trapped at my friend's house. It took four hours to travel the two miles there. We called it Snowpacalypse. The problem was less the snow and more the fact that the entire population of the metro Atlanta area all left work at the same time. People got trapped in their cars for hours cause the freeway was just a jam packed. Two people had babies in their cars. It was carnage, not to mention the ice that followed. Georgia is not a flat place so there was ice even when we got back up to 20Β°C the next week. Ahhh the south
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You Americans are really funny- in an almost scary way, like seriously, you are one of the worlds super powersΒ yet a couple of snow flakes cripples the interstates...thats just sad.Β
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It's not all of America, just....the south.... The city of Atlanta has a total of 40 snowplows. That's not enough. Plus 6 million people on the roads at the same time is...no bueno. It's not like the snow falls and stays snow, it ices. Horribly. Plus no one here knows how to drive when it's sunny, why would they possibly understand that you can't go 80mph ON THE FREAKING ICE? Siiigh. Lol
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Yeah I hear ya- sometimes we Albertans sometimes leave our brains at home and don't drive right either.... Which is kinda dangerous when we have winter for like over half of the year.
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Yeah for real, sometimes I say you're pregnant with snow. We, on the other hand, rarely get snow.
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Good grief- "pregnant with snow" I am literally laughing at that statementΒ
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