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A-New-Power — How to make toast

Published: 2009-10-09 18:37:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1099; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 19
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Description 1. Find bread
2. Toast it

I've been without the use of my toaster oven for about two weeks now. I'm starting to suffer from toast withdrawal.

Mornings just aren't what they used to be.
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Comments: 24

Juanele [2010-06-05 15:51:33 +0000 UTC]

hahaha great style!

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A-New-Power In reply to Juanele [2010-06-14 07:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! That means a lot coming from someone with as much style as you.

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Juanele In reply to A-New-Power [2010-06-15 00:13:33 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the kind words too!

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lastcallcomic [2010-02-20 20:57:08 +0000 UTC]

This would make an awesome T-shirt on Threadless.com

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A-New-Power In reply to lastcallcomic [2010-02-22 08:30:17 +0000 UTC]

My only gripe with sites like Treadless is that you lose all rights to your art when you submit to them. But it is pretty rockin that they make your shirt for you.

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AkikoMiyahara [2009-12-07 21:59:45 +0000 UTC]

is very painful process

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A-New-Power In reply to AkikoMiyahara [2009-12-21 18:57:15 +0000 UTC]

It's ok, bread doesn't have a soul.

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AkikoMiyahara In reply to A-New-Power [2009-12-21 19:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh, alright.

What about bacon? Does bacon have a soul?

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A-New-Power In reply to AkikoMiyahara [2009-12-21 19:35:19 +0000 UTC]

It did before it became bacon

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AkikoMiyahara In reply to A-New-Power [2009-12-21 19:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Makes sense

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miraharis [2009-10-11 05:14:30 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha... it's cute ^_^

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A-New-Power In reply to miraharis [2009-10-23 00:25:52 +0000 UTC]

Gives you that warm, burning feeling all over your skin.

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ANGELyorda [2009-10-10 16:27:44 +0000 UTC]

Excelent work^^
I'm going to buy a flamethrower now to burn my toasts

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A-New-Power In reply to ANGELyorda [2009-10-23 00:24:32 +0000 UTC]

Quick! To the army surplus store!

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ANGELyorda In reply to A-New-Power [2009-10-23 18:21:22 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Ginevra25-Weasley [2009-10-10 10:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Return of the toast references, <3


So hilarious. The flame thrower's pilot light was a nice touch.

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A-New-Power In reply to Ginevra25-Weasley [2009-10-23 00:23:57 +0000 UTC]

You can't throw flame without a light.

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Selofain [2009-10-10 07:53:31 +0000 UTC]

Pft, toast. Who needs toast?

That band-aid doesn't look very appetizing.

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A-New-Power In reply to Selofain [2009-10-23 00:23:31 +0000 UTC]

Toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are bomb.

It's my favorite breakfast behind Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Miyiku [2009-10-10 04:47:34 +0000 UTC]

For some reason I find this uber cute :3

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A-New-Power In reply to Miyiku [2009-10-23 00:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Nothing says cute like third-degree burns

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MisterLumpy [2009-10-09 18:48:54 +0000 UTC]

That's quite the impressive flamethrower, able to leave perfect grill lines, burn only the ground directly below the target, and moreover leave said target's band-aid completely unharmed (now that's considerate). Find some way to make it do dental work and we're all set.

I'm expecting to see a patent application for this, elevenone - now that the concept has been unleashed, I can no longer live without it.

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A-New-Power In reply to MisterLumpy [2009-10-23 00:17:21 +0000 UTC]

It does dental work, just look at the teeth it knocked out!

I would patent it, but it's not my design. It's actually the flamethrower from Team Fortress 2. I am a little saddened that no one recognized it.

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MisterLumpy In reply to A-New-Power [2009-10-23 20:06:57 +0000 UTC]

I must apologize, I am not cool enough for Team Fortress 2. In fact, the only Valve game I've managed to procure is Portal, and I've yet to finish it.

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