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Name: Half Pint
(Of course she’ll respond to any short-person name i.e. Squirt, Shortstop, Short Round, Short Stack, Cupcake, Gumball, Runt etc. It doesn't mean she likes those nicknames, though.)

Gender: Female

Height: A little less than half the normal height of an average decepticon

Mental Age: 8 years old

Alt. Mode: Baby blue bug. Retro Herbie style [link] [link]

Occupation: Cybertronian Guard (Janitor)

Weapons: Slingshot in her left arm and a can of acid silly string hidden in her right.

Background: She has none. At least none that she's aware of. Her first memory is being onlined by Shockwave in the Space Bridge. Life in the decepticon base is all she knows.

Personality: She’s a bit of a fireball. Very much like the itsy bitsy lap dog that thinks it can take on the German shepherd. Inevitably Half Pint gets “bit in the face” and her can kicked...and yet she never seems to learn. It doesn't help that she's easily angered, reacts agressively and violently, and is incredibly stubborn. Her height is a large area of sensitivity as well as the fact that grown-ups leave her out of the loop because she's too young. This often leads to her childishly pelting other cons with small objects in her slingshot, practical jokes, acting as the grammar police, and just plain sarcastism and skepticism.
Half Pint doesn’t take well to authority; she’s either defiant and follows orders grudgingly because she’d rather be giving them instead of taking them. The few cons she likes, though, she’d be loyal to ‘til the end. She's mentally assigned Shockwave and Galeforce as her parents.

Other:
-Half Pint has a fear of subspace like human children fear the bathtub drain. She's afraid she'll get sucked in.
-Her room is the supply closet in the bridge; she's commandeered it for her own personal use.
-Odd Job is her hated rival in everything.


(Please feel free to bash her about and pick fights. We're all cons here. It's all in good fun)
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Aaron-Smiley In reply to ??? [2009-03-15 00:59:14 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to put Axis in the "Crazy Uncle" category, but he pesters her so much like an older brother I think he's earned himself Crazy Cousin status instead.

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Neurquadic In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-03-17 15:52:18 +0000 UTC]

lol, Uncle Axis? xDDDD

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miraibaby [2009-02-26 20:38:38 +0000 UTC]

"Very much like the itsy bitsy lap dog that thinks it can take on the German shepherd."

THANKS A LOT. *is drawing*

Backdraft: Runt.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to miraibaby [2009-02-26 22:17:03 +0000 UTC]

That analogy is the very essence of Half Pint's character... *scratches head* Now is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Half Pint: *whispers under breath* Slagger.

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miraibaby In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-26 22:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Could be bad, could be good, I guess... xD

Backdraft: *narrows optics*

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54viruses [2009-02-26 04:13:04 +0000 UTC]

Neatums!

Question? How would she respond to an organic calling her "kid-bot" ?

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to 54viruses [2009-02-26 04:54:25 +0000 UTC]

My first instinct is to say squish...but upon further contemplation she probably wouldn't care too much. her problem is with her height not her age.

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54viruses In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-26 05:00:06 +0000 UTC]

I see.

I just had to ask. Kit's doing a running commentary on everything I read lately. (She definitely wouldn't comment on height.)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to 54viruses [2009-02-26 17:28:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL. It's not too crowded in there is it? *taps Viruses' head*

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54viruses In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-26 18:16:27 +0000 UTC]

*multiple voices call out greetings*

Nope, not yet.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to 54viruses [2009-02-26 22:08:14 +0000 UTC]

You've got a party in there!

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54viruses In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-26 22:19:59 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately we've run out of salsa.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to 54viruses [2009-02-26 22:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Well... perhaps if you get a game of Twister going everyone will forget about the lack of salsa

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54viruses In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-27 00:35:57 +0000 UTC]

This girl is a genius!

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professorprincess [2009-02-22 03:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Tube: *spanks her behind* Let me know when your need a diaper changing baby girl.

(PS I find this adorable)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to professorprincess [2009-02-22 03:53:40 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: YipE! *slap her hands protectively over her tush*

(Her butt totally reminds me of a diaper XD)

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Victerminator [2009-02-21 12:23:38 +0000 UTC]

I love Half Pint. She makes situations so much more... interesting, in a very good way.

Doc: Good morning, Miss Half Pint!

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Victerminator [2009-02-21 18:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint keeps things clean... on more than one level

Half Pint: *beams* Good morning, Grampa Doc!

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Victerminator In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-22 04:58:03 +0000 UTC]

A-yup yup!

Doc: *Smiling* Why so happy this morning?

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Victerminator [2009-02-22 07:19:05 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: I took down seeker in a barfight! *waits for her pat on the head*

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Victerminator In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-22 18:30:51 +0000 UTC]

... You do realize that if he pats her on the head, he'll be condoning her actions, yes? ... Ok. Just thought I'd clear that up.

Doc: *Pats her head* Good job. How'd this fight get started?

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Victerminator [2009-02-22 20:02:03 +0000 UTC]

(I was expecting her to be disappointed, but NO! You surprised me! )

Half Pint: *shrug* I just walked into the DJ and there it was... *scratches head* It might have had something to do with Ebony's dress... Anyway, I took care of things.

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Victerminator In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-23 03:06:29 +0000 UTC]

(Heh. Doc is sometimes pretty random. I am too, but Doc usually steals my thunder, nowadays.)

Doc: So long as you didn't start it, that's fine.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Victerminator [2009-02-23 09:58:46 +0000 UTC]

(At least I have a hard time thinking Doc does it maliciously. It's all on accident I'm sure.)

Half Pint: *pouts lightly* I don't start fights... but I can finish them.

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Victerminator In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-23 15:42:31 +0000 UTC]

(Which one are you saying is an accident, the ridiculous randomness or the thunder theft? Hmm... Doc is never "accidentally random". He plans ahead a lot. I let him steal my thunder, though. People like him. That's a good enough reason. )

Doc: *Pats her head again* Just make sure you don't get in any fights you can't finish, alright?

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Victerminator [2009-02-23 18:04:54 +0000 UTC]

(Aw, so he's not stealing your thunder. It's a gift! Of course we all love Doc!)

Half Pint: Fights I can't finish? Pfft! That'd be absolutely none.

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Victerminator In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-23 22:30:02 +0000 UTC]

(Yup, it's a gift to both of us, really. Doc gets loved, and I get to spend time with wonderful people!)

Doc: Well, you keep on your guard then, Pint-policefemme. Never know when deviants might be lurking in the shadows... *Overly dramatic "shifty eyes"*

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to Victerminator [2009-02-25 01:58:43 +0000 UTC]

HP: *grabs Doc's hand and hangs on it* Don't worry Grampa Doc, I'll protect you!

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Victerminator In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-25 03:40:08 +0000 UTC]

Doc: *Smiles* I'm sure you will.

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DaRkMaYu [2009-02-20 15:25:11 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: oh,such a little cute thing. . .*grins showing the fangs*

(I totally love her smile xD it's way too cute!)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-20 17:12:30 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: I am NOT! I'm a tough energon cookie! Do you want to mess with this? *draws out her dinky slingshot* Do you?


( Thanks! I'm glad she has no choice but to be adorable!)

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-20 17:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: *looks at the slingshot* now now,where's the problem?Don't you like to be called 'cute'?

(and she is!xD)

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-20 17:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: NO I DON'T! I'm not cute! *flails like a mini-tempertantrum* I'm a cybertronian guard! We are not CUTE!

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-20 17:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: *shrugs* One can be both a guard and cute,they're not related,you know.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-20 17:38:12 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: NoOoOo! *flailing tempertantrum* I don't want to be 'cute'! I'm NOT I'm NOT I'm NOT!

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-20 17:40:16 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: then stop complaining like a sparkling!

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-20 18:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: Not until you stop saying I'm CUTE!

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-21 11:58:31 +0000 UTC]

DArk-Archer: *shrugs* it's your fault,not mine.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-21 23:34:32 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *waves fists wildly* No, it's NoOoOoOot! I can't help it if your processor's skewed!

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-22 10:22:17 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: my processor works perfectly.I can't help it if you act like a sparkling.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-23 18:01:14 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *folds her arms and sulks* I do NOT...

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-23 19:09:58 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: you do.

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to DaRkMaYu [2009-02-23 21:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Half Pint: *sticks out her glossa* Nyaaaaah!

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DaRkMaYu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-24 11:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Dark-Archer: *chuckles*

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ToaNovu [2009-02-20 15:14:13 +0000 UTC]

She has a fear of subspace? *Does mental math* Half-Pint trying to hide from someone + running to Oblivion for help + Oblivion using subspace for EVERYTHING = Traumatized Half-Pint. Or maybe it would break her fear if she was in there for a bit...

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to ToaNovu [2009-02-20 17:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Locking/hiding a claustrophobic person in a small closet would NOT go over well, yes? I'm pretty sure Half Pint would be traumatized by a trip to subspace. She'd panic over not being able to get out. And when she did she'd want to bang Oblivion up throwing her in there (even though he would have had NO idea about her fear... XD)

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ToaNovu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-20 17:14:57 +0000 UTC]

*Is SO tempted to write a fic about this*

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to ToaNovu [2009-02-20 17:27:11 +0000 UTC]

*pokepoke* If I BEG you to...will that help? *has no shame*


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ToaNovu In reply to Aaron-Smiley [2009-02-20 17:37:24 +0000 UTC]

*Runs off squealing*

I'll tell you soon as I finish writing it. XD

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Aaron-Smiley In reply to ToaNovu [2009-02-20 17:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Hurry plz! Before I e'splode!

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