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Abessinier In reply to i-am-his-regrets [2011-09-08 18:49:01 +0000 UTC]

sorry man this is patrick strider
gotta ask my man egderp bout it for i honestly dont know how the fuck he made this oversized headcondom
shits unreal

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i-am-his-regrets In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-08 20:08:22 +0000 UTC]

aha alright thanks, man
keep on being cool k? spread the strider.
/regretsout

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Abessinier In reply to i-am-his-regrets [2011-09-08 20:14:30 +0000 UTC]

man i just turned on the swag
to inform ya that im spread
all over your internet
like the butter on ya bread

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i-am-his-regrets In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-08 20:53:57 +0000 UTC]

oh man
your swag is seeping
through my computer screen
i think i'm gonna have to swag
all the way to my car.

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Abessinier In reply to i-am-his-regrets [2011-09-08 21:09:30 +0000 UTC]

youre gettin to your car
but there aint no car
shit gets stolen in no time
man thats bizarre
and now youre lookin outta place
like a brain in a jar
like you'd imagine
spade slicks look without scar

(translator's note: I fail at this- hard to be creative with the limited vocabulary school has granted me with haha)

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i-am-his-regrets In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-08 22:10:55 +0000 UTC]

aw shit that car was my mom's
who would steal that hunk of metal
my swagger means nothing now.

((it's fine i'm not even rapping, i just keep replying because i'm having way too much fun reading your awesome strider raps. :3))

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Abessinier In reply to i-am-his-regrets [2011-09-08 22:58:53 +0000 UTC]

shit nigga
yo mommas car got stolen
and theres no way for you
in which you could keep rollan'
you think im trollan'?
i aint trolling kid
and you better see
that your swagger just could
never have outswaggered me
how could this be?
oops!
you didnt pay your parking fee
I called the cops on you
maliciously

so its time for you to go OMG

(no srsly this must sound horribly awkward to a native speaker... but its too much fun to stop now)

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Righteous-Darkness In reply to Abessinier [2013-02-27 03:34:02 +0000 UTC]

goddamn i'm sorry for stalking the conversation but that shit was amazing.

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Abessinier In reply to Righteous-Darkness [2013-03-21 08:15:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man. I'm working on an album. (j/k)

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HetaliaLover4Ever In reply to Abessinier [2012-08-16 20:49:43 +0000 UTC]

(( i must say that was the best rap ever made. True story. ))

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Abessinier In reply to HetaliaLover4Ever [2012-09-26 23:20:35 +0000 UTC]

AWWYISS IM A RAPPER NAO

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HetaliaLover4Ever In reply to Abessinier [2012-09-28 14:26:58 +0000 UTC]

YUSSS U RRRRRRR!! D

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i-am-his-regrets In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-09 02:35:40 +0000 UTC]

OMG
i goy served my dave strider. my life is complete.

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Abessinier In reply to i-am-his-regrets [2011-09-09 18:39:16 +0000 UTC]

thank you kind mam
hope youre booking the all inclusive strider service again

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i-am-his-regrets In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-09 22:43:12 +0000 UTC]

OH GOSH //just noticed typos
got*
by*
/headdesk

and yes, expect to see me again. //slinks away~

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kagipuh In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-08 23:03:54 +0000 UTC]

That's My Son

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Abessinier In reply to kagipuh [2011-09-08 23:05:48 +0000 UTC]

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Abessinier In reply to keitokki [2011-08-31 21:57:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you sooo much <3

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Abessinier In reply to DasJulschn [2011-08-31 21:58:11 +0000 UTC]

Aww I dunno what to say man... <3 ;;
Thank you!

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Abessinier In reply to Absrtasylum-Meakaira [2011-08-31 21:58:52 +0000 UTC]

They're Johns and he won't have it if you'd take them.
(P.S.: It's photoshop and everythings a lie)

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Abessinier In reply to NaruLuvzRamen [2011-08-31 21:59:03 +0000 UTC]

looks like it

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Abessinier In reply to LIsMineBitch69 [2011-08-31 21:59:09 +0000 UTC]

;*

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LIsMineBitch69 In reply to Abessinier [2011-08-31 22:32:13 +0000 UTC]

hehe ^^ ur cosplays r sooo great, i hope to someday be as good as yew :3

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Abessinier In reply to LIsMineBitch69 [2011-09-08 20:17:04 +0000 UTC]

Aww thanks so much ;o;
But I'm not even that good gngngng

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LIsMineBitch69 In reply to Abessinier [2011-09-08 21:22:54 +0000 UTC]

yes yu rrrrr :U

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Abessinier In reply to tyigra [2011-08-19 20:56:37 +0000 UTC]

I just... i don't really know how to thank you for this-
I often feel like "Yeah, so he's my favourite character but I look like shit cosplaying as him, there are thousands of younger, prettier cosplayers with cuter faces that fit him so much better" etc

Actually her eyes are green like Jades, but she's good with photoshop

Uuuuhm time will tell B)
I'm not actually into the "two-girls-dressed-up-as-boys-take-pics-of-slobbering-over-each-others-faces"-thing but we'll see

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tyigra In reply to Abessinier [2011-08-19 23:28:51 +0000 UTC]

Or wait, even better! Less slobbery, though probably messier: read the first 3 parts of this fanfic , then give John a pen.

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tyigra In reply to Abessinier [2011-08-19 21:33:18 +0000 UTC]

Normally I'm not either, unless they reeeeeeally look the part. And you two do.

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Abessinier In reply to Sowah [2011-08-19 17:01:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank youu :3

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Abessinier In reply to XCute-Devil-AngelX [2011-08-19 17:00:57 +0000 UTC]

john is the cutie. it is him.

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XCute-Devil-AngelX In reply to Abessinier [2011-08-19 17:14:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I agree =u=

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Abessinier In reply to Andy-K [2011-08-19 11:21:16 +0000 UTC]

;D Aber nur John

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Abessinier In reply to Winterous [2011-08-19 11:22:24 +0000 UTC]

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Winterous In reply to Abessinier [2011-08-19 12:13:09 +0000 UTC]

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HetaliaLover4Ever In reply to Winterous [2012-08-16 20:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Hugging time!! *Glomps everybody!*

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