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FenrirIfirit [2014-07-09 01:44:52 +0000 UTC]
Well it can't be any worse than what happens at my place, every Thanksgiving we tend to have "interesting" conversations started by my lil' bro.
I thing that he once showed pictures of various STDs to our grandparents...
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damnitnappa [2013-06-12 19:16:07 +0000 UTC]
In my family anytime food is being tasted someone has to say in the most fake disappointed tone they can do, "Oh it's so disgusting" or something along those lines. This works with just about anything, actually.
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PineappleParty3 [2013-04-21 16:55:18 +0000 UTC]
...... My dad is ten times as corny as your family. But the rest of us diss our mom just for the fun of it. Like, we can't have a dinner without at least 4 disses or burns.... It's quite funny really.
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Ayame713 [2013-03-03 02:46:06 +0000 UTC]
My family is just as bad or worse. I inherited the corny humor from them. Alas, it is true.
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DaisyKitty123 [2012-06-09 14:28:21 +0000 UTC]
THATS HALLERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! XD
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Blue7Brigid [2012-04-01 20:17:55 +0000 UTC]
My dad randomly busts out with REALLY bad puns ALL THE TIME. Some of them are just like...................*DOUBLE FACEPALM FAIL TO THE MAX*.........it's saaaaadd.
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Firemender [2012-02-23 21:32:40 +0000 UTC]
To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with
3 times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that
wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
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going
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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and
if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this
same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden.
when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just
thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and
her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of
that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to
ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for
years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen
to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check
his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he
was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact
letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could
happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy
list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a
phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and
his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin'
wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......
ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
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dangomelans In reply to goldenzeal [2012-01-18 18:57:49 +0000 UTC]
its a pun. if you say mint spy fast, it sounds like mince pie.
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catzillaisdaone [2012-01-12 06:52:57 +0000 UTC]
Ha! That's actually really funny.
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Possum-In-White [2012-01-06 05:01:08 +0000 UTC]
lol! that's hysterical!
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xxxKawaiiCupcak3xxx [2011-12-31 23:14:47 +0000 UTC]
OMG I did the "I cant pay the rent" play in 3rd grade XD good times, good times
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Night-Rader [2011-12-24 20:13:10 +0000 UTC]
hahahaha love it
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Areaith [2011-12-24 07:43:10 +0000 UTC]
I think my brain just died. :/
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Alexis-Rider [2011-12-23 23:01:20 +0000 UTC]
oh gawd oh gawd.. and my mother and step father sent me a christmas card (witch she told me i should open up assoon as i got it)...
and it sais Mince spies...
lol.
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LittleEvilKitty [2011-12-22 23:18:19 +0000 UTC]
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
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DarkFireHeart62 In reply to LittleEvilKitty [2013-02-14 20:35:37 +0000 UTC]
If you haven't eyes, you couldn't see the text you wrote. If you are dead, you couldn't do it at all.
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MrGamesAlot In reply to LittleEvilKitty [2011-12-23 15:46:41 +0000 UTC]
Well thats just like the bloody mary one, except I clearly see that you have eyes so...I think your chain mail broke.
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Sticks06 [2011-12-21 14:22:19 +0000 UTC]
Panel five derp face is derp.
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xiaolin-kirby-fan [2011-12-19 01:53:45 +0000 UTC]
Nope. Can't think of anything weird yet... but I can't WAIT to headbang to 'Firestarter'!!
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CodyMau [2011-12-18 22:49:16 +0000 UTC]
Well no we get an idea where the source of the ideas for these comics comes from. lol
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Analelyli [2011-12-16 17:45:12 +0000 UTC]
LOL
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KefkeWren [2011-12-16 15:59:28 +0000 UTC]
Ermm... 0_0
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DavisJes [2011-12-16 13:36:41 +0000 UTC]
lol
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DarkInuFan [2011-12-16 02:52:11 +0000 UTC]
Ouch. Don't worry, we have this thing with cranberries...
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TheSilverSerpent1 [2011-12-12 05:54:20 +0000 UTC]
Love Brad's reaction in the last panel...because it was the same one I had too. >.> <.<
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darkside-ky [2011-12-11 00:46:00 +0000 UTC]
She reminds me of one of those damsels in distress from one of those old western movies where the evil land owner tries to steal the deed from the pretty girl and the hero comes to save her or something....lol
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paint-pup [2011-12-10 00:02:14 +0000 UTC]
I do that... except it's: "{girly voice}i cant pay the rent, i cant pay the rent, {evil voice} you must pay the rent, you must pay the rent, {girly voice}i cant pay the rent, i cant pay the rent, {evil voice}you must pay the rent, you must pay the rent, {then in a manly/heroic voice} ill pay the rent {back to girly voice} my hero! {evil voice} curses, foiled again!"
When you say the girly voice, put the bow i your hair to look like a clip, put it over your mouth like a moustache for the evil guy, and on your neck like a bow tie for the "hero".
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RoninWhiteWolf [2011-12-09 22:28:46 +0000 UTC]
aren't parent's continual puns always the worst?
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MysteryFanArtDrawer [2011-12-09 16:44:52 +0000 UTC]
oh my god... i love dis... exactly like the sort of thing my dad does...
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gods-of-the-light [2011-12-09 10:53:02 +0000 UTC]
Well, my dad says this really stupid joke about when you drop a pea he goes "You peed on the floor" or "Who peed on my dinner" or even "Oops, just peed on the table. Better clean it up" and I have NEVER been able to look at peas quite the same again. i could bring up all manner of bad jokes if you wanted me to
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PaintersWearingWhite [2011-12-08 05:28:09 +0000 UTC]
I think terrible puns would drive me crazy too. XD
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JoeoftheMasks [2011-12-08 00:53:31 +0000 UTC]
SINGING IN THE RAIN!
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RogueRikku [2011-12-07 18:11:16 +0000 UTC]
Lol. I think Brad would find it more entertaining to go against your warning.
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csyo90 [2011-12-07 11:52:49 +0000 UTC]
I love this. I thought my dad was the only one that did something like this.
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vforvengeance [2011-12-07 07:23:56 +0000 UTC]
Okay I get, your father is a PIE and that's sweet isn't it?
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Jujubsandcookies [2011-12-07 02:53:57 +0000 UTC]
It's okay. My Dad told me when I was a kid that he lived on a teletubbie farm. They would sell the coloured ones to the show, while the brown ones they would skin the screens off and sell them to tv manufactures, and ate the rest.
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Death-Ark [2011-12-07 02:46:28 +0000 UTC]
What the hell?! Wow, this is hilarious, I like this. What is going on here? XD
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