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Okay so a prostitute, a priest and a mortician walk into a bar. Only it's not just a bar. It's an old west saloon. And the prostitute is ACTUALLY a transsexual assassin prostitute who runs her hit-man services out of her bordello. And the priest is actually a badass in secret who figures that "thou shalt not kill" is more of a recommendation than a commandment. And the mortician is also an information-broker who carries around a coffin full of guns and cleans up after his lovely lady the prostitute so long as she gives him a good laugh or two. And the three are in the old west and awesome as hell.

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool, wouldn't it?

... No, there's no punch line, but don't Will, Grell and Undertaker look awesome in the old west?

Description
Okay so a prostitute, a priest and a mortician walk into a bar. Only it's not just a bar. It's an old west saloon. And the prostitute is ACTUALLY a transsexual assassin prostitute who runs her hit-man services out of her bordello. And the priest is actually a badass in secret who figures that "thou shalt not kill" is more of a recommendation than a commandment. And the mortician is also an information-broker who carries around a coffin full of guns and cleans up after his lovely lady the prostitute so long as she gives him a good laugh or two. And the three are in the old west and awesome as hell.

Yeah, that'd be pretty cool, wouldn't it?

... No, there's no punch line, but don't Will, Grell and Undertaker look awesome in the old west?