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Quotes #37 | “Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.”After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 77
Just so everyone knows, this IS a haiku, just kinda the wrong format.
It is indeed 5 syllables, 7,5.
But it really should be written like this:
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Just a little clarification, don't hate.
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I like trains so much
They are so very pretty
I want to lick you
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Oh my God i'm gonna pin this one up in my room!!!!
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"frogs are very green
they eat bugs; I think that's mean
I like to eat beans."
-Anthony Thomas
and yes, im aware that Haikus dont have to rhyme
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Haha this one is funny. I think I first saw it on a T-shirt Hank Green was wearing...
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I was once forced to write a haiku. It involved a mongoose and a bunny. Now my friends think I'm gay....yeah.
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omg.. i feel so dumb right now.. cause i dont get it
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Cause what he wrote is a haiku.
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XD Its funny, but haikus are 3 syllables 7syllables 3syllables XD
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Haikus are five seven five. c:
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I think this one is actually meant to be in the form of a haiku. So-
"Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator."
But yea, really funny. :-P
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i like to eat pie
i also eat your face off
i am orange juice
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deviantart needs a like button for comments.
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lol!! refrigerator!! You are a genius my friend.
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You should have arranged them per line but still this is pretty funny!
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Of course it belongs here. :I I neeeeeeeeed to see eet.
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Japanese poems
Are just so damn short that they
Can't get the point a--
I remembered seeing this in an old issue of MAD Magazine ^^
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Pft forget them, this totally belongs here~ If it fits in a category okay, then why not?
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That is everything but a haiku.
"After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them..."
At least you make some progress in finally getting out of here. Go get 'em!
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These quotes have already been said over a million times already. They're not funny anymore.
Also, the haiku formatting is wrong.
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At least there's one thing
We all can agree upon:
OP is a fag.
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I remember seeing this one poem on my sisters Facebook. I think it went like this-
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
My name is Dave.
This poem doesn't make sense,
Microwave."
Really funny. (: This was a funny quote too.
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It was a tattoo on some dude's arm:
"Roses are red.
My name is Dave.
This poem doesn't make sense...
Microwave."
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sfrtu. Oops, messed it up a little. Yeah, my sister showed it to me on Facebook. We were cracking up for 3 minuets straight haha.
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Haiku are oftest
Typeset rather like this — see?
Five, seven, then five.
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this is a good quote
But i must agree with you
wow i have no life
I tried
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I thought it was 5 7 5, not 5 5 7... but whatever!!~
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Yes they definitely dont make sense sometimes!
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A proper haiku has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the last. The first line has six... the second has 4, and the bottom has 7...
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Each sentence was a "line". The text font was too large for the box they were shoved into.
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Oh, alright. Please excuse my incorrectness.... My apologies.
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This would have been good if the lines were actually... y'know, on their own lines. It's just kind of a cluttered mess when they aren't separated.
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THANK YOU. I agree so vehemently. The point is completely lost.
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I know you're trying to be funnyand clever, but this came across as old and boring. Fucking boring.
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