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Published: 2011-03-12 01:12:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 3921; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 10
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Description Admit it, when that happened, you wanted to squash that thing like the slug it was. Darn telekinesis...

Thankfully D0g was there to help things.

Oh, and sorry if I spoiled Episode 2 for you.

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Comments: 19

peacelover139 [2015-01-20 05:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Has it occurred to anyone that maybe Gordon couldn't move because that damn thing already has him pinned to the wall? Alyx couldn't do anything so what could Gordon do?

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Simple-Clever-Bot [2015-01-20 00:29:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure she was about to say 'Don't look' after she said 'Gordon'

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LadyMaid-of-Pokemon [2014-06-21 05:39:53 +0000 UTC]

More like a flying sausage.

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Wheat-Os [2013-11-12 00:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Fuck the crowbar! Use the Gluon gun to tear it to pieces! Or shove a great white shark into its face... Either one should work.

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Asfadasfag [2013-05-29 23:32:39 +0000 UTC]

I dont want to crowbar it... *picks up an M249*

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elitetaco31 [2013-03-12 02:20:59 +0000 UTC]

*Walks in dual-weilding AR2s as Eli is picked up* Sup, bitches?

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Rymit [2013-01-19 17:47:48 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to stick a crowbar in the advisor directly into the monitor...
P.S these words of truth

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Msteps [2012-12-14 21:41:32 +0000 UTC]

crowbar whtat CROWBAR , I'M GOING TO MURDER EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE DAMN ANIMALS WITH MY BARE HAND

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LadyMaid-of-Pokemon In reply to Msteps [2014-06-21 05:41:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to take every one their legs off, with my face!

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Kagehiisa In reply to LadyMaid-of-Pokemon [2016-05-21 06:28:43 +0000 UTC]

Beat a motherfuckin' slug, with ANOTHER motherfuckin' slug!!

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LonelyAlphaWolf [2012-03-25 16:49:13 +0000 UTC]

In that moment of the game i really wanted to beat that flying slug (Councillor) to death when i saw it > I hate those councillors, they are always in wrong place and wrong time where is Gordon!

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LooTennant In reply to LonelyAlphaWolf [2012-06-01 15:39:15 +0000 UTC]

* Advisors.

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iceblade56 [2011-10-02 23:46:27 +0000 UTC]

...You're absolutely right! -grabs personalized crowbar-

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TheJuraj [2011-03-27 18:11:45 +0000 UTC]

I look at her and I want to crowbar the shit out of her.

With my very own special crowbar, of course.

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Andrewnuva199 In reply to TheJuraj [2011-03-27 23:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Guess you're not very fond of Alyx, then?

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TheJuraj In reply to Andrewnuva199 [2011-03-28 17:49:06 +0000 UTC]

I thought the second line made my point clear.

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SlappyJay [2011-03-12 20:08:54 +0000 UTC]

The way she says his name makes me wanna cry a bit on the inside.

D;

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celestepen1acww In reply to SlappyJay [2012-02-20 20:44:52 +0000 UTC]

Same here! XC

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Arlouette [2011-03-12 19:20:57 +0000 UTC]

haha XD

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