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AneurysmGuy In reply to faryba [2020-05-14 12:48:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! They sure are funny.  

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AneurysmGuy In reply to yodalayheehooArt [2020-04-15 12:23:32 +0000 UTC]

And roosters are louder.  

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yodalayheehooArt In reply to AneurysmGuy [2020-04-15 23:44:59 +0000 UTC]

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AneurysmGuy In reply to yodalayheehooArt [2020-04-16 12:23:56 +0000 UTC]

My friend has a few roosters, one starts crowing and others answer.  

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AneurysmGuy In reply to LindArtz [2020-03-20 11:33:49 +0000 UTC]

They have long and sturdy nails on their toes, especially rooster's have worryingly strong looking ones. No wonder the cats doesn't bother them.  

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LindArtz In reply to AneurysmGuy [2020-03-22 19:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah true,.. and roosters,.. it's just IN them to fight to the death. And the cat's know that too I'm sure, by instinct. !!

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AneurysmGuy In reply to LindArtz [2020-03-24 13:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, there's smaller critters for them, rats and other pests.  

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AneurysmGuy In reply to iside2012 [2020-03-20 11:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Grass is greener on the other side.

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AneurysmGuy In reply to JD20mg [2020-03-06 12:06:19 +0000 UTC]

 
Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Captain James T. Kirk

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JD20mg In reply to AneurysmGuy [2020-03-06 20:21:34 +0000 UTC]

How did the poop cross the bridge?

A chicken stepped in it.

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AneurysmGuy In reply to JD20mg [2020-03-13 14:05:39 +0000 UTC]

So sorry that I haven't answered this quicker.

But... There where two tomatoes crossing this bridge, see.

The first one didn't have any problems about it, all went fine, but the second one got run over by a chicken. Then the first said to the second, "Come on, catch up!"

One of my favourites from my childhood.

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JD20mg In reply to AneurysmGuy [2020-03-13 15:54:53 +0000 UTC]

Good one!

Why did the chickens cross the bridge? 

They were invited to a barbecue.  

(never said chickens were very smart)

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AneurysmGuy In reply to ART-byLinda [2020-03-05 14:29:47 +0000 UTC]

They are fun to watch and they make funny noises too, all the murmuring sounds. 

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AneurysmGuy In reply to AnnieBee61 [2020-03-05 14:26:48 +0000 UTC]

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AneurysmGuy In reply to BillyNikoll [2020-03-05 13:46:11 +0000 UTC]

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AneurysmGuy In reply to QueenslandChris [2020-03-05 14:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. We had snow Sunday, yesterday and little today. It won't last, almost all it is gone already. 

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AneurysmGuy In reply to SpiritOwl [2020-03-05 14:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Yes, their big and sharp toes help too.  

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AneurysmGuy In reply to DreamingMiki [2020-03-05 14:12:54 +0000 UTC]

Yes, they are funny and cute.

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AneurysmGuy In reply to Trippy4U [2020-03-05 13:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, they leaved in a hurry.  

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