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Ask-CondomCupid — Q39: A SIZE FOR EVERYONE

Published: 2013-03-29 16:30:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 619; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 1
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Description Ahaha, it be rude, unkind, distasteful of me to not have a size for everyone! Ahaha!

Although they can be cumbersome for me to handle... Ahaha...
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ask-gearwolf [2013-03-29 19:46:24 +0000 UTC]

......hmmmm....anyone got any helium?))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-29 19:49:20 +0000 UTC]

LOLOHNO That would be one big ass condom balloon))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-29 20:00:17 +0000 UTC]

yes....and with it you will get normal size condoms throughout the land))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-29 22:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Yes, perfect. Condom Mobile has been created here))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-29 22:39:10 +0000 UTC]

now you need condom weapons..))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 00:13:25 +0000 UTC]

A condom shooter, condom lazer/tazer, and a condom sword. Yes, perf.))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 00:49:15 +0000 UTC]

she needs a sniper rifle that fires condoms and a gatling gun that fires many condoms)

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 01:11:37 +0000 UTC]

Omg. This is too perf. She needs all the condom weapons))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 01:21:38 +0000 UTC]

you should do a pick where shes all and have condom ammo belts and just being badass))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 01:54:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear lord. Why does this look so amazing in my mind dkfgjndfgdkj))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:00:15 +0000 UTC]

oh lawdy such awesomeness...heres the tagline, we should sell the movie rights now
"they didnt use protection...and now no one can protect them" ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:04:59 +0000 UTC]

WHY
ARE
YOU
SO
AMAZING?!))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:12:04 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah not at all, you just make so much good material))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:12:56 +0000 UTC]

Dude dude dude. This was all you!))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:15:28 +0000 UTC]

im very honored you think so ;w; ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:20:07 +0000 UTC]

It's true! it totally was. And I freaking loved it, omg))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:22:14 +0000 UTC]

awwwwww your boosting my ego stooop...i hate my ego...ill destroy it..)

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:24:21 +0000 UTC]

You boost my ego all the time! ))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:25:26 +0000 UTC]

yes but your ego must be at its highest!)

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:26:20 +0000 UTC]

No

NO IT MUSTN'T ))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:28:47 +0000 UTC]

i must boost the ego to the maaaaax))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:30:00 +0000 UTC]

NOOO STAHP))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 02:36:28 +0000 UTC]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever)
(your art has been very awesome))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 02:37:45 +0000 UTC]

SEE LOOK! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN! LOOKIT YOU EGO BOOSTING ME. STAHP IT

You're so freaking amazing. Omg. I can't even describe it))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 04:04:17 +0000 UTC]

im dying inside again...
i have a serious problem where i cant let the littlest things go..and i hold grudges and i can hold them for years..))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 13:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh? I actually used to be like that when I was younger and then... Hmm I don't know I guess I grew out it? I'm not sure what happened but I just started caring less. ))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 20:20:43 +0000 UTC]

hmmmmm i stopped caring for my family :/ seriously no love for them.
i spite everyone =__= ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 21:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh hush, you don't spite everyone. ))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 22:40:17 +0000 UTC]

...not everyone..but a majority of everyone)

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-30 22:45:46 +0000 UTC]

See. That's better. Majority of everyone is understandable. ))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-30 22:50:28 +0000 UTC]

YOUR JUST MAD BECUASE IM AWESOME AT SCIENCE!

lol wut...yeah i guess it is ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-31 00:07:58 +0000 UTC]

LE GASP! WHO TOLD YOU DGJBDGBKJDFG))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-31 01:23:02 +0000 UTC]

everyone!!!))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to ask-gearwolf [2013-03-31 01:55:22 +0000 UTC]

LIES!))

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ask-gearwolf In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-31 21:38:39 +0000 UTC]

i cannot believe my eyes, how the world is filled with filth and lies!! ))

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Ask-Antworker [2013-03-29 17:45:19 +0000 UTC]

Anthony: Is that for me? cause it'll fit real tight :I

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-Antworker [2013-03-29 17:53:42 +0000 UTC]

I thought an extra small would be a tight fit for him loloops))

...U-Uh... T-This is giant size a-are you sure? It's uh.... Five times your size... A-Ahaha...

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Ask-Antworker In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-29 21:28:14 +0000 UTC]

I know, but I can make a nice hot air balloon with it -w-

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-Antworker [2013-03-29 21:31:34 +0000 UTC]

-blinks- Huh,.... Yeah you could... That's a pretty niffy, cool, good idea, ahah!

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Ask-AlphonseRabbit [2013-03-29 16:53:38 +0000 UTC]

((JEBUS THATS LIKE....GODS CONDOM RIGHT DERE ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Ask-AlphonseRabbit [2013-03-29 17:06:19 +0000 UTC]

JUST SLAP A CROWN AND PIMP CAPE/CANE ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND HE SHALL RULE THE WORLD ))

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Rembourrage [2013-03-29 16:53:20 +0000 UTC]

brown: well i guess that would be mine *laughs*

lol instant watch ))

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Rembourrage [2013-03-29 17:05:45 +0000 UTC]

((D'aw thankies~! You're too kind ;u; ))

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Rembourrage In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-29 20:01:40 +0000 UTC]

you welcome :3))

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MelodyoftheNightFury [2013-03-29 16:49:51 +0000 UTC]

lol great job XD sorry for the weird q XD

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to MelodyoftheNightFury [2013-03-29 17:05:30 +0000 UTC]

NONONON IT WAS PERF I LOVED IT <3))

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MelodyoftheNightFury In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-29 17:20:56 +0000 UTC]

lol thanks i tried XD

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Kisekae-Ilaria [2013-03-29 16:40:59 +0000 UTC]

rob burgundy:well that escalated quickly

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Ask-CondomCupid In reply to Kisekae-Ilaria [2013-03-29 17:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Quite, lmao))

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Kisekae-Ilaria In reply to Ask-CondomCupid [2013-03-29 17:15:01 +0000 UTC]

(question)ilaria:as a nature spirit, I cant get pregnant or get deseases so why would I need a condom

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