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This bullshit is entirely innapropro, people, what the hell is wrong with you?

Rules~

1. Post this in your own journal with the title "Sexual Questionnaire"
2. No lying on the answers!
3. Tag 3 people (Maybe)

~Questions~

1. Favorite position?
There's more than one?

2. Do you like seeing girls/guys in nylons?
What's a nylon?

3. What things on a girl/guy turns you on the most?
Soft fluffy hair and a nice set of legs.

4. Outside of a human body, what also turns you on the most?
I'm a sucker for grumpy dispositions. Or just a straight up temper.

5. What kind of toys would you love to experiment with?
I like toy trucks, kinda. Oh, I think those chainsaws that make noise and the fake teeth move are cool!
[[Michi, sweetie...]]
What?
[[Sex toys.]]
...Who plays with toys during sex?
[[No, toys made for sex, specifically.]]
What? They have those? I don't believe you.
[[But--]]
BLAH BLAH BLAH, NOT LISTENING TO YOU.

6. Leather or corsets? (on a girl obviously)
Corsets, I guess. With lots of frills.

7. Whatever you chose above (either a or b, that's up to you) or waiting completely naked in bed?
Oh my gosh, I don't know. I'm not exactly the spontaneous type.
I guess a corset, though. I'd like something to uh...take off, I guess.
[[Oooh~ Michi, you're the primal hunter type?]]
Excuse me I use a 185 lb drawback compact bow when I hunt you know damn well that a weapon like that is definitely NOT primal. Very advanced technology. Don't you forget it.
[[ ]]

8. Erotic books/stories or erotic role plays?
Uh...

9. Scales, fur, exoskeleton or skin?
Oh my fuck, skin. What are you people banging? Lizards and cats?

10. Body paint or rubbing a girl/guy in with oil?
What the fuuuuuuuuck

Tagged:
Nobody this is fucking rediculous why would I bring about this kind of torture on someone?
If you wanna do it, not my business, but I'm not gonna make you.
And dont
tag me
again

[[Seriously, as fun as this was to do, I don't want to have to do it three more times.]]