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AtomicMillennial — Her Inspiration Manifests: Discord von Chaos
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Published: 2014-06-11 01:05:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 4499; Favourites: 173; Downloads: 37
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Empress Rarity is anxiously giving orders at her new palace, "Le Palais Canterlotienne" (Canterlotian Palace).She has a very special guest today, and only Empress Rarity herself could give the happiness pill of this denizen of the Raritist Empire of Equestria.
Why? Because this guest is none other than the Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. He will teleport to Rarity's palace in 5 minutes. If he doesn't arrive... well, he will be the first one to be turned into a golden statue.
Clean the floor quickly, you lazy turnip-head! I don't want our guest to walk on this dirty floor!
Hayseed Turnip Truck: It is already clean, Your Highness.
: Don't disagree with your Empress! Besides, I see a spot of dirt right there. Clean it up!
*shows the piece of dirt to Hayseed*
Hayseed Turnip Truck: Well, this is smaller than a piece of lint... But; I will clean it of course, Your Highness.
: Very good. Return to your work now.
: *is thinking* With good servants like him, I could get rid of Equestria's problems in just two weeks... I have already transformed Ponyville and Canterlot. Next cities will be Manehattan and Fillydelphia; and after that, I will transform Appleloosa into a romantic holiday resort... if I could figure out a way to bring huge supplies of water in there first. Don't worry Rarity, you have done less with your marvellous new spell. You will figure out a way...
Discord suddenly teleports in Rarity's throne room. Rarity is shocked, but she calms down in 20 seconds.
: I overheard your conversation with that poor little worker, "Empress" Rarity. You became rather rude after learning that spell...
: SILENCE! You should consider yourself lucky for having this conversation with your Empress! I could turn you into a statue at this very moment!
: My my, such big words. I liked you better when you were under MY influence. You were just selfish then. Now you're both selfish and rude.
: I don't even need a happiness pill, you know. I could make you obey my every order right now.
: You underestimate the power of the Lord of Chao...
Rarity's horn begin to glow, and she casts a powerful magical beam towards Discord.
: ARRRGH! YOU WILL NEVER BE A GOOD LEADER... I mean that you're the best leader in the history of Equestria, Your Highness.
: You finally understand that fact. Now; listen to me, everypony wears clothes due to my new rules. I will create a suit for you immediately. And, let me take care of that messy hair.
Rarity casts a spell on Discord; that spell makes a suit appear on him, and fixes his hair.
: Thank you, Your Highness. What will be my position in your glorious Empire?
: Discord von Chaos; due to your high knowledge of magic and creativeness, you will be the Duke of Ponyville. You will also take these happiness pills twice a day. Understood?
: Yes, Your Highness. I will be in Ponyville right away. *teleports*
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Yes, Discord is wearing authentic 19th Century clothes in here. I did my research.
I've vectorized Discord from S4E11, and I've used the color guide of .
Discord and MLP: FiM are copyrights of Hasbro. I don't own them.
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Comments: 15
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I wonder if he'll dress like that in the upcoming new episode.
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I say, you look rather fancy today Mr. Discord.
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I have to wonder if he's really serious or he's just playing with her and not really under Rarity's control.
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In the cold light of day -
It's society's mask,
It's society's way,
And the truth is
That it's all a facade!
There's a face that we hide
Till the nighttime appears,
And what's hiding inside,
Behind all of our fears,
Is our true self,
Locked inside the facade!
Every day
People, in their own sweet way,
Like to add a coat of paint,
And be what they ain't!
That's how our little -
Game is played,
Livin' like a masquerade
Actin' a bizarre charade -
While playing the saint!
But there's one thing I know,
And I know it for sure:
This disease that we've got
Has got no ready cure!
And I'm certain
Life is terribly hard -
When your life's a façade!
Look around you!
I have found
You cannot tell, by lookin' at the surface,
What is lurkin' there beneath it!
See that face!
Now, I'm prepared to bet you,
What you see's not what you get -
'Cause man's a master of deceit !
So, what is the sinister secret?
The lie he will tell you is true? -
It's that each man you meet
In the street
Isn't one man but two!
Nearly everyone you see -
Like him an' her,
An' you, an' me -
Pretends to be
A pillar of society -
A model for propriety -
Sobriety
An' piety -
Who shudders at the thought
Of notoriety!
The ladies an' gents 'ere before you -
Which none of 'em ever admits -
May 'ave saintly looks -
But they're sinners an' crooks!
Hypocrites!
Hypocrites!
There are preachers who kill!
There are killers who preach!
There are teachers who lie!
There are liars who teach!
Take yer pick, dear -
"Cause it's all a facade!
If we're not one, but two,
Are we evil or good?
Do we walk the fine line -
That we'd cross if we could?
Are we waiting -
To break through the facade?
One or two
Might look kinda well-to-do -
Hah! They're bad as me an' you,
Right down they're boots!
I'm inclined to think -
Half mankind
Thinks the other half is blind!
Wouldn't be surprise to find -
They're all in cahoots!
At the end of the day,
They don't mean what they say,
They don't say what they mean,
They don't ever come clean -
And the answer -
Is it's all a facade!
Is it's all a facade!
Man is not one, but two,
He is evil and good,
An' he walks the fine line
We'd all cross if we could!
It's a nightmare -
We can never discard -
So we stay on our guard -
Though we love the facade -
What's behind the facade?
Look behind the facade!
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If one can grow a beard, one can also grow a mustache.
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Your welcome Canterlotian.
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