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Published: 2015-03-27 21:26:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2041; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 0
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Just. Bruh, this is soo mean.... daym, Chica.
DON'T STEAL OR COPY!
Bonnie thoughts: coming soon
Foxy's thoughts: coming soon
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Toy Chica design@
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Edit: If anyone can't read what Chicas saying, she saying:
"Why don't you go back to the striper pole?"
-Chica, 2015
I hope you enjoy
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Toy Chica: *Facepalms* Really? I have the decency to wear underwear and everyone calls me a hoe? Go ask Toy Freddy or Toy Bonnie, they're practically naked!
Chica: ...Bitch.
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Toy Freddy: But I'm a guy!
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Toy Chica: I DON'T CARE!!! *Insert Elsa gif here*
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chica: anaconda music videos... -_-
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Toy Chica: WHAT!?!?!
Chica: Go google it!
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chica: * googles it* mother of god
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DEUUEAUGH!!!!! *Insert deuueaugh fish gif here*
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chica: that's why you shouldn't be a slut
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Toy Chica: Says the one who DOESN'T have the decency to wear underwear?
Toy Bonnie and Freddy: OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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chica: yea, but you don't wear it out in public
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Toy Chica: So a kid-friendly restaurant isn't considered public?
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chica: if anything, we're more kid-friendly.
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Toy Chica: Yeah, your place had like, one animatronic who wore pants ( ) and you put him out of order. Now look at my place. In addition to me. There's also Balloon Boy and the Puppet. You can't deny my place is more kid friendly then yours.
Toy Freddy, Mangle, BB, and the Puppet: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Toy Bonnie: Oh no you di-ant!!!!!!!!!!!
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chica: At least I don't let all the guys have an orgy on me
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Toy Chica: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! SINCE WHEN DID I DO THAT SHIT!?!?!?!
Toy Bonnie: Yeah ya' bitch! She would never so anything like that, I think you're confusing her with yourself, ya' pantie-less hoe!
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chica: at least I hide my panties, unlike her. and I control the guys around here, I don't get controlled by them
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Toy Chica: Really? Tell me the last time there was an orgy 'round here. Hmm???
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chica: I know that both bonnie and foxy circle jerk each other
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Toy Chica: How does that involve me!?!?!
Toy Bonnie: Yeah, and how do you know about they're sex lives?
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chica: let's say I've seen some shit and they talk about you, toy chica.
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Toy Chica: Well I've heard you've been experimenting with Donald Duck lately,
Toy Bonnie: OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
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chica: who the fuck is Donald duck?
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Toy Chica: Don't you play dumb with me everyone knows about his affair lately!
Toy Bonnie: Yeah, read this gossip magazine I found! *Shows Chica a gossip magazine* Local Disney mascot has affair with animatronic, read more on page 22!
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bonnie: ok, let me step in. you, t. chica you're a hyper controlling bitch! and chica is prudish, so she doesn't do shit like this!t bonnie, you're gay as fuck, so don't hide it
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Chica, Toy Chica, and Toy Bonnie: *Stare at Bonnie*
Bonnie:
Foxy: Ahoy mateys! What'd I miss?
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chica: bonnie just said toy bonnie was gay as fuck
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Foxy:What!?! Foul play Bonnie, he's not gay, he's just camp! Foul play matey,
Toy Chica: He also said I was a hyper-controlling bitch,
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bonnie: you are and he is gay!
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Foxy: Who are ye' talking about? Me or that lil' lassie' over there (Toy Chica)?
Bonnie: *Facepalms*
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Toy Chica: You know Chica, if you didn't say I looked like a stripper, none of this would've ever happened.
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chica: you're a striper?
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Toy Chica: FA LA LA LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU CALL ME A STRIPPER! FA LA LA LA LA!!!
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Toy Chica: FA LA LA LA LA!
Toy Bonnie: You better stop Chica, you'll get yourself fired up.
Chica: Grr...
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bonnie: everyone shut up!!!!
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Chica: Grr...
*A blinding flash of light appears for a second before in the place of Chica, a yellow Godzilla recolor appears in place of Chica that will from now on be called Chicazilla*
Chicazilla: ...RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!
Bonnie: Oh crap. RUN!!!
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Chicazilla: KWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! *Chicazilla throws Foxy into the air with her teeth*
Foxy: HELP! HELP ME MATEYS- *Foxy gets swallowed whole*
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bonnie: mother of god
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Chicazilla: RAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!
*Chicazilla swallows Bonnie whole*
Toy Bonnie: Mother of-
Toy Chica: RUN!!!
*Drags Toy Bonnie by the ears and runs as fast as Foxy, if not faster*
Random nerd: Wow, did she get a buff 'er something-
*Gets eaten by Chicazilla*
(Sorry for the long reply)
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bonnie: *in chica's stomach* what are we going to do?
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Foxy: *Looks at his hook* I have an idea,
Bonnie: What?
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bonnie: are we gonna kill her? I thought you loved her!
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Foxy: Of course not! Just slice her open, send her to the hospital, and she'll survive!
Bonnie: ... *Facepalm*
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bonnie: we don't work like that -_-
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*Meanwhile*
Chicazilla: RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!
Toy Chica: Help! Call the military!!!
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