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bardacha β€” Chansey by-nc-nd

Published: 2011-01-23 22:10:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 4083; Favourites: 110; Downloads: 42
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Description For quite a time now I was trying to figure out what's the biggest failure of the Pokemon universe - you know, the biggest loser of them all... and well, I can't get the answer right, yet.

But I managed to find one of those "most lame Pokemon", and for sure... that's Chansey.

So then I thought: "Well, is it even possible to take this one and get anything decent out of him?". I hope I managed to get this right, hope you'd enjoy it!

Done entirely in MS Paint
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Comments: 85

PegasusRanger [2012-12-22 17:20:33 +0000 UTC]

So this is what had happened if David Firth created PokΓ©mon.
Done on MS Paint? this is insane, awesome job guy!

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chikahoshi [2011-07-10 03:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Awww, I like Chansey though! n

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Liefesa [2011-02-16 14:02:54 +0000 UTC]

Creepy, but cool!

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spirulina [2011-02-11 01:43:12 +0000 UTC]

Personally, I found Lickitung worse.

At least with Chansey you felt RAGE everytime you threw a Safari Ball and it would go "LOL NO BYE" and ran away.

With Lickitung all I felt was sad disappointment.

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bardacha In reply to spirulina [2011-04-04 08:35:03 +0000 UTC]

"LOL NO BYE", lol'd my ass off! Thanks! It's like with Dragonite and caption: "Fuck you I'm a dragon"... everybody knows how this feels when you're fighting the Elite Four-Five and Lance comes out with dragons and you have absolutely no idea how to fight Dragons 'cause you weren't preparing any ice Pokemons... HELL FUCK THIS SHIT, I HATE DRAGONS!

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spirulina In reply to bardacha [2011-04-05 01:44:28 +0000 UTC]

I know! Stupid Lancer. Stupid Hyper Beam. I was lucky because I had a Lapras with me with Blizzard, so after using up all my Ethers, Revives and Hyper Potions I won somehow.

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Purrdemonium [2011-01-29 06:14:23 +0000 UTC]

O widziaΕ‚em to na gonintendo niedawno.

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TeaRoses [2011-01-25 19:02:07 +0000 UTC]

This Chansey looks like she's having a really bad day. It's very gloomy and still funny.

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bardacha In reply to TeaRoses [2011-01-30 13:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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diskfire [2011-01-25 17:14:18 +0000 UTC]

Try Chimecho or Tropius. I never saw the point in those guys other filling empty space.

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bardacha In reply to diskfire [2011-01-30 13:21:33 +0000 UTC]

You're damn right, another pointless guys ;D

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Jackal-Sandwich [2011-01-25 15:33:24 +0000 UTC]

haha XDDD
But the most lame pokemon has got to be togepi >_> or magikarp, since it does nothing

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bardacha In reply to Jackal-Sandwich [2011-01-30 13:21:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, I HATE Togepi.. gonna draw him too one day

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Jackal-Sandwich In reply to bardacha [2011-01-30 15:27:11 +0000 UTC]

XDD I do too

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Sceged [2011-01-24 22:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Looks pretty cool, though I'd say ditto is worse than chansey.
Hell the only reason people have dittos is to use them like a queen ant or some shit.

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bardacha In reply to Sceged [2011-01-30 13:20:51 +0000 UTC]

That remark about Ditto was CRYPTIC

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Sceged In reply to bardacha [2011-01-31 03:53:22 +0000 UTC]

lol.

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Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-24 19:20:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh sorry to add to the mass of boring naming pokemon comments. I do actually really like this Which mspaint do you use cause i can't stand using the new one they made for seven ;_;

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bardacha In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-24 21:54:48 +0000 UTC]

Your comments were brilliant!
I'v been using my vista-paint because it has 10 "undos" and the best zooming tool of all, I hate that Win7 Paint, it's pretending not to be MS Paint and because of that it's just a giant flop. If I was to name the worst drawing program - that'd be Win7 Paint.

I went through nine circles of hell to install Vista Paint on my Win7 Notebook :/

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Vex-the-Pirate In reply to bardacha [2011-01-24 23:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahah oh god same. I have both vista and 7 on my computer- got vista just for paint
And yeah i agree about it trying not to be paint and failing. Most horrible program to use everrr ;_; I love paint for it's simplicity and it being easy to understand, win7 paint is a horrible mix of overcomplicated brushes and awkwardness to use 3:

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bardacha In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-30 13:06:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah - that's totally true, the Win7 Paint is like a crossover between Photoshop and a.. Bulldog? I don't know, but something REALLY ABSTRACT. I had to change system files in order to replace this win7 paint COMPLETELY, and so - I trashed it out of my system, finally

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Vex-the-Pirate In reply to bardacha [2011-01-30 19:26:39 +0000 UTC]

Hey now, don't be so unfair, bulldogs are much better than Win7 Paint :L And i really hope they learn for next time. Putting old paint on my computer is too much effort for a girl who knows nothing about this kind of thing ;_;

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bardacha In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-04-04 08:30:42 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that was a circus... It's nice to have a tech-savvy boyfriend and geeky friends to do this stuff while I can concentrate on Something Interesting!

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Vex-the-Pirate In reply to bardacha [2011-04-04 10:55:12 +0000 UTC]

All my geeky friends are lazy, i have to work this stuff out for myself! Constantly paranoid i'm breaking everything :L

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Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-24 19:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Tangela 3:
It's awful when people are like "ONLY FIRST GEN POKEMON HAVE A GOOD DESIGN!" ...TANGELA

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bardacha In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-24 21:53:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh come on, that spaghetti on legs? That's a terrible one too ;/

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Vex-the-Pirate In reply to bardacha [2011-01-24 23:52:46 +0000 UTC]

Gee and then they thought it wasn't terrible enough so they invented tangrowth 3:

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bardacha In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-30 13:05:31 +0000 UTC]

Quoted for truth!

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TheFredricus [2011-01-24 18:29:05 +0000 UTC]

Excuse me for a moment, I need to change my underwear...

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bardacha In reply to TheFredricus [2011-01-24 21:52:43 +0000 UTC]



THANKS, I lol'd hard!

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eXiidus [2011-01-24 17:07:20 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd so badly at this one. The most failed pokΓ©mon ever gotta be Ratata. I seriously hate that rat.

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bardacha In reply to eXiidus [2011-01-24 21:52:31 +0000 UTC]

OH!? I know he's damn annoying while you're starting to play the game, but... my teenage crush was Raticate!

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eXiidus In reply to bardacha [2011-01-25 11:00:32 +0000 UTC]

A crush on Raticate? oO I want a rat right now but I don't think I would want Ratata or Raticate..

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bardacha In reply to eXiidus [2011-01-30 13:04:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh, but Raticate is sooo cuuute!

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shadowyoshigamernerd [2011-01-24 16:44:35 +0000 UTC]

you forget about luvdisc....

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bardacha In reply to shadowyoshigamernerd [2011-01-24 21:52:01 +0000 UTC]

...I kinda like that one!

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Advent-Axl [2011-01-24 10:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Can I has CHEEZ?

IMO the biggest pokemon loser IMO is UNOWN...Seriously, all they can do right is spell words lol

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bardacha In reply to Advent-Axl [2011-01-24 21:51:48 +0000 UTC]

I'd say that spelling words requires quite a lot of civilized thought, if you ask me

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Advent-Axl In reply to bardacha [2011-01-25 03:34:35 +0000 UTC]

But if that's all they can do right. Well I guess the UNOWN do have some importance, they seem to hide messages Game Freak is seeping into our minds... It explains everything

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bardacha In reply to Advent-Axl [2011-01-30 13:05:09 +0000 UTC]

I've heard about suicides happeniing because of those messages... and, you know, because of Lavender Town music

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Advent-Axl In reply to bardacha [2011-01-30 13:37:16 +0000 UTC]

*shivers* and Creepy Pasta does no justice either.

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Tartan-Paint [2011-01-24 10:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Two syllables: Bid. Doof.
Seriously, find me something GOOD about it =______=

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Vex-the-Pirate In reply to Tartan-Paint [2011-01-24 19:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah except bidoof doesn't have two d's in it and even if it did only one would be included. Gee learn to syllables 3:

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Tartan-Paint In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-25 06:54:25 +0000 UTC]

I know that, I just wanted it to sound right when said aloud.
The syllable "oof" just erks me somehow xD

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Vex-the-Pirate In reply to Tartan-Paint [2011-01-25 10:10:37 +0000 UTC]

It would be bee-doof gosh 3:
Actually i guess it depends on pronunciation. Wait no even then it would be bih-doof
SILLY :4

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Tartan-Paint In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-25 11:00:04 +0000 UTC]

GAH So confusing!

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bardacha In reply to Vex-the-Pirate [2011-01-24 21:51:23 +0000 UTC]

lol'd hard!

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SquirrelGirl111 [2011-01-24 08:56:30 +0000 UTC]

SURELY the bigger loser of them all is magikarp? If you disregard the fact that it evolves into gyrados, it's just not even worth looking at >.<

This is pretty awesome, but all I can think is 'what the hell is going to hatch out of that egg?'

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bardacha In reply to SquirrelGirl111 [2011-01-24 21:51:15 +0000 UTC]

Well, that's the "Lucky Egg", isn't it? I guess that'd be this one particular egg that will bring some terrible nightmares to Nurse Joy

Thanks for the comment!

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SquirrelGirl111 In reply to bardacha [2011-01-27 07:31:50 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, no probs : )

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